JUF-The House(In Foreclosure)

Originally posted by: Castellammarese
Date: October 27, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

Re: JUF-The House
I found more beer guys
 
Originally posted by: BluntForce306
Date: October 27, 2008 at 11:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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"We might as well Break the house in on the first Night"
BluntForce Sneaks into DRE3K's Canadian Beer Stash, and takes one for each of his Teamates!
"Everyone needs to experience Canadian beer"
 
Originally posted by: fightfan10
Date: October 27, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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Commercial Break
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Breaking news from the UFC Dana white announces they have resigned Ken Shamrock and have agreed to co-promote with Affliction who recently signed top free agent Kevin "kimbo slice" ferguson. White said it was the fight everyone needed to see. White also commented on wanting to find out who the real best heavyweight is. Back to the show
 
Originally posted by: Maddog
Date: October 28, 2008 at 12:54 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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BOOM!!!!!!
Maddog kicks the front door off the hinges, drops his bags, and while clutching his JUF contract in one hand yells "WHERE THE f--- IS SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!??????"
Showdown saunters over slowly, in obvious fear that this newb is ready to whoop some ***, and I mean NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holding the contract about a half inch from Showdown's eyes, Maddog says "where in this f---ing contract, does it say that I will be kicked off the show if I leave the house?" I'll tell you Showdown, NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rules:
There are only 3 ways to get kicked out of the house.
#1. Missing the weigh-ins(Not Submitting Picks)
#2. Submitting picks in the wrong format.(Spelling errors will not be counted against you. Blatantly submitting picks in the wrong format will)
#3. Getting a WARNING anywhere on any of the mmajunkie forums.(Gen-Discuss,MMA Training,JFC,OT)
Other than that, everything else is the same rules that apply to any JFC Event.
I've got bitches to slay, hoe's to pimp, and drugs to run. How the f--- am I gonna do all that? If i'm locked in this house, with all these fat fucks with "dickie do disease" that can't hold my jock!
I'm here, i'm staying but if were gonna make rules up as we go. Can I at least get a weigh in thread at the next JFC?
*Drops an upper decker in Brads Team toilet*
 
Originally posted by: BluntForce306
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:13 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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"TEAM:andre3000 are ShitMonsters"
On the first day the've dropped a loaf in bonzy's bed, and a Taco Combo in our bathroom....Whats the deal
:lol:
 
Originally posted by: The Green_Wombat
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:29 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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if any one puts lime juice in my Skoal, i will release 1000 crickets in your room and put fire ants in your bed.. yea, Im straight criminal dawg
 
Originally posted by: fightfan10
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:31 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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iceman22 said:
if any one puts lime juice in my Skoal, i will release 1000 crickets in your room and put fire ants in your bed.. yea, Im straight criminal dawg
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this guy belongs with hitler and napolean bro.
 
Originally posted by: buffaloblue
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:31 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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Few notes, imo the house should be locked Wednesday night at 1159 eastern.
That gives everyone time to get the heads up.
Bluntforce apparently thinks he can come and go.
Thats not how this works bro.
 
Originally posted by: BluntForce306
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:40 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

Re: JUF-The House
buffaloblue said:
Few notes, imo the house should be locked Wednesday night at 1159 eastern.
That gives everyone time to get the heads up.
Bluntforce apparently thinks he can come and go.
Thats not how this works bro.
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Im still in fair game, "Starting saturday, if you post outside this thread, you will be punished!!!" words of showdown. I did forget though, i just wanted to let showdown know bout my team logo.
"
and dont be calling the house this late buffaloblue, ya woke me up, and :x i hate being woken up!"
 
Originally posted by: The Green_Wombat
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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welcome to the team, Blunt..
 
Originally posted by: BluntForce306
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:46 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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iceman22 said:
welcome to the team, Blunt..
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BF306:
"Thanks dude, make sure to check under your pillow"
 
Originally posted by: buffaloblue
Date: October 28, 2008 at 01:46 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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BluntForce306 said:
buffaloblue said:
Few notes, imo the house should be locked Wednesday night at 1159 eastern.
That gives everyone time to get the heads up.
Bluntforce apparently thinks he can come and go.
Thats not how this works bro.
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Im still in fair game, "Starting saturday, if you post outside this thread, you will be punished!!!" words of showdown. I did forget though, i just wanted to let showdown know bout my team logo.
"
and dont be calling the house this late buffaloblue, ya woke me up, and :x i hate being woken up!"
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Got ya, missed that.
I would suggest practicing, its really easy to post outside.
 
Originally posted by: bonzyRFC
Date: October 28, 2008 at 06:52 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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Bonzy walks into Villain's room and drapes it in Birmingham colours. I hope you will enjoy the decorations mate
 
Originally posted by: Castellammarese
Date: October 28, 2008 at 08:42 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

Re: JUF-The House
bonzyRFC said:
Bonzy walks into Villain's room and drapes it in Birmingham colours. I hope you will enjoy the decorations mate
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Cast wakes up and goes to see his team mate Villain in his room. To his horror he is greated by this:
 
Originally posted by: Tai_Mai_Shu
Date: October 28, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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Tai Mai Shu walks into to the house and greets his boy JFCLegendkiller Solomon Hutherson/Kendall Grove super duper cool handshake. That’s my homeboy there. He proceeds to the kitchen to write down his menu list Mac Danzig diet. While making his list, he overheard Castella telling stories of him beating 20 guys up at one time Marlon Sims way. I call BS and Castella doesn’t take it so well. Matter of fact, he actually peed on the floor like JT Money. “Clean that up, while you’re down there Tai Mai Shu” I said. Enough of the drama for one day, I head to the pool to relax having my cool CB Dollaway sunglasses on.
 
Originally posted by: Castellammarese
Date: October 28, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

Re: JUF-The House
Tai_Mai_Shu said:
Tai Mai Shu walks into to the house and greets his boy JFCLegendkiller Solomon Hutherson/Kendall Grove super duper cool handshake. That’s my homeboy there. He proceeds to the kitchen to write down his menu list Mac Danzig diet. While making his list, he overheard Castella telling stories of him beating 20 guys up at one time Marlon Sims way. I call BS and Castella doesn’t take it so well. Matter of fact, he actually peed on the floor like JT Money.
“Clean that up, while you’re down there Tai Mai Shu”
I said. Enough of the drama for one day, I head to the pool to relax having my cool CB Dollaway sunglasses on.
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After pulling his c--- out and pissing on the floor, Cast did indeed say,
“Clean that up while you’re down there Tai_Mai_Shu”
Tai had taken a stray line of piss in the eye, and collapsed to the floor like a sack of s---.
Cast continues his Marlon Sims style stories of how he beat up 20 guys. Finally Cast confesses that it wasn't 20 guys, it was more. Everyone in the house is sceptical, except his AoW brothers. MrJames nods his head to Cast, telling him it is time to show them the proof.
"All right then you bitches, gather round"
Cast then pulls out a video tape from his bag and puts it in:
The tape clearly shows Cast kicking ***. Everyone in the house is shocked, and a faint smell of s--- is coming from were the Team B-RAD fighters are sitting
Cast walks away laughing, while leaving the tape on for everyone to see
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: October 28, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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Andre3000 drops by the house in the morning before a training session to talk to his guys in a relaxed atmosphere. He tells them to have a good time when they're in the house, but to remember why they are here. There can only be one first ever winner of JUF. He tells Team Dre not to get too drawn into pissing wars with members of Team Shmadley. He tells them to focus on studying the matchups for UFC91, just like Dre will have to do. There will be time for booze, blunts and tomfoolery when this is all over.
 
Originally posted by: Castellammarese
Date: October 28, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

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This thread will be pretty pointless for the Team B-RAD guys because, while I'm here I will be ripping the s--- out of all of you
This will be too easy. It will be like the E-Gang thread were I took on all of the Tru Life bitches usually on my own, with the occasional burn thrown out by my captain, Andre3000 and 7time. It was mostly me vs Scott123, KvR, musclefarmer and cobrakai
for reference, go to
http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=5616&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
we will be confined to this thread on Saturday, so lets step up the level of burnage
 
Originally posted by: andrewrees
Date: October 28, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

Re: JUF-The House
buffaloblue said:
BluntForce306 said:
buffaloblue said:
Few notes, imo the house should be locked Wednesday night at 1159 eastern.
That gives everyone time to get the heads up.
Bluntforce apparently thinks he can come and go.
Thats not how this works bro.
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Im still in fair game, "Starting saturday, if you post outside this thread, you will be punished!!!" words of showdown. I did forget though, i just wanted to let showdown know bout my team logo.
"
and dont be calling the house this late buffaloblue, ya woke me up, and :x i hate being woken up!"
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Got ya, missed that.
I would suggest practicing, its really easy to post outside.
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he has a point, it doesnt seem hard to post in one thread but its a pain in the ***
 
Originally posted by: Tai_Mai_Shu
Date: October 28, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/juf-the-house-in-foreclosure.7012/

Re: JUF-The House
Hey Cast, check the freezer. Your pink thong might be frozen
 
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