Hello, and this is grapplethis.
I would like to make a public (and more personal) apology for getting myself banned last night. I owe it to this league and my training camp to conduct myself in a manner befitting the quality fighter that I am. It is worth noting that I was drunk and do not remember even making the offending post, but I am by no means making excuses. What I did and what I said to narlypersiandude was wrong, mean, and totally below the belt, no matter how funny some may have found it. I have disgraced myself, my team and the league whose news I so lovingly report.
It is for these reasons that I am rescinding my own CTT blackbelt. I have demoted myself to a purple belt. Here it is.
That means that I am putting myself at a level where, before acheiving my black belt again, I must defeat brown belt Kubz three times in a row, then Sensei Performify three times in a row.
Please do not call me Sensei, as I am unworthy of the title, until I earn it back.
I hope you can all accept my apology, even those of you at Cobra Kai Dojo. I'm glad to be back, and you will see a new, improved and more focused grapplethis.
Until next time, deepest apologies.
This has been grapplethis, reporting live from the Canadian Top Team training cage, where I'll spend tireless hours preparing for my fights with OSU and whoever meets me in the WW semis and LW quarterfinals.