Least-favorite household chore
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so that feels like a chore too.
This thread reminds me how luck I am. Not because I don't have to do any of those.. but I GET to do those. I have a home, I have a roof, I have things to clean. I'm a lucky bastard.
And Cast is gay.
And the Sox will never win again because they let Pablo Ozuna go.
Cavediver said:
Bathroom..I'm pretty anal about my home. I like it cleannnnnnnnn. But definately the bathroom.Currently looking for a replacement Wife
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Your post reminded me of this gem floating around the internet and emails
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony -Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Or for the womens....
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in
the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0
and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and
Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Shoveling snow. I hate winter anyway, and sometimes you are forced to do this before you can leave. I clean the bathroom in phases so I never have to do everything all at once so I think that helps. I don't have pets or kids so those don't apply. And I don't mind cleaning up my own vomit. I'm just used to doing dishes because neither my house nor apartment have a dishwasher. Yeah I hate winter, so shoveling snow is my choice.
This is kind of weird... I don't mind vaccuuming, but I cannot stand to be in the house when my wife is vaccuuming - it drives me insane... All the noise and racket just f@ckin sets me off... But when I'm the one pushing the vaccuum it doesn't bother me at all... I don't know why that is.
dusting - hate it hate it hate it hate it. I'd rather cough out both my blackened lungs than dust...
shoveling snow is fun!!!! woo hoo!!!! record snow fall, yee haw (my neighbours hate me for this).
Also dishes. splashing around in water is awesome. When I'm done, the entire kitchen is rinsed.
(yes, I know, I'm seeking counseling).
Shock-G said:
Cleaning the batheroom is my 1st pick.
I actually don't mind mowing the lawn because I'm borderline OCD.
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Brother I'm the same way.......Doing yardwork is therapeutic for me.Definately OCD about the yard ,outside of the house in general.
illy-d said:
This is kind of weird... I don't mind vaccuuming, but I cannot stand to be in the house when my wife is vaccuuming - it drives me insane... All the noise and racket just f@ckin sets me off... But when I'm the one pushing the vaccuum it doesn't bother me at all... I don't know why that is.
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Me too! It's weird isn't it?
Archean_Life said:
Cleaning the bathroom physically hurts me. The positions you have to get into to scrub the toilet and shower are like Guantanamo stress positions and some of those chemicals are just nasty.
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LOL..........I had to do the weekly last week in time for company Sat nite.So getting the bathroom ready ,sprinkle the Ajax around the tub ,toilet,sink..Cleaned the toilet and sink and thought I'd wait till I took a shower that evening...LO AND BEHOLD my 10 yr old nephew wants to come and spend fight nite with me....That evening I told him to go get a shower and get ready and while he was in there scrub the tub out real good before he got his shower
I love my nephew
I've also got 130 square feet of garden (expanding this year) - that's not a chore though. I could spend all day just sitting there watching my tobacco grow.
I did plant about 10' feet with catnip. Watching the cats in there while weeding the place is pretty entertaining.
add to my least favourite things - cleaning the floors. Takes getting on hands & knees with a rag to do it right... problem is, I live with a cat that plays in the dirt in the garden... :lol: