Anyone else love a professional massage?
I personally think they are phenominal once ever few months.
Am I the only one?
Not talking about the ones with happy endings either.
I think you have to go to a non-happy ending place to get a good massage.
I good massage is highly underated. It can relax you and make you feel brand new.
To me at least.
Never had one. I got a buddy who went to get one and this dorky kid from our high school walked in to do it so he just got up and left. If i get one it's gonna have to be a girl thats doin it.
AceTruth23 said:
I'm not a pro athlete, so that just wont fly with me.
I will never have a dude massage me.
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I hear that... look what receiving a massage from a man did to George Costanza.
I used to have a boss that would go to the Thai massage places located in some seedy strip mall and get the happy ending jerky jerky....
1) i don't pay for someone else to jerk me off. If i'm feeling frisky i'll play 'stranger' and sit on my left hand til it falls asleep and then jerk myself
2) i don't pay for anything my girlfriend will do for free. And what she won't do would probably get me kicked out anyway....so why bother
3) i've seen one to many episodes of "vice cops" and with my luck i'd be the guy there for a LEGIT massage when they decide to raid the place after a 3 month undercover investigation
4) i don't want to pay $300 to go to a swanky spa just so i know the massage is on the up and up
I love a good massage! We have a Massage School here so it's about 1/2 the price of a spa massage and just as good. We go every other month or so and get an hour and a half for $45.
Never been lucky enough to have a good looking girl let alone a happy ending though.
AceTruth23 said:
I'm not a pro athlete, so that just wont fly with me.
I will never have a dude massage me.
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Exactly. And I don't want an older lady with rickety hand touching me either.
Massages are the best!!!! The worse part about the massage places here in my area is that that the majority of them are prostisutes. :?
Summerlin ones are better.
phoenix-mma said:
I used to have a boss that would go to the Thai massage places located in some seedy strip mall and get the happy ending jerky jerky....
1) i don't pay for someone else to jerk me off. If i'm feeling frisky i'll play 'stranger' and sit on my left hand til it falls asleep and then jerk myself
2) i don't pay for anything my girlfriend will do for free. And what she won't do would probably get me kicked out anyway....so why bother
3) i've seen one to many episodes of "vice cops" and with my luck i'd be the guy there for a LEGIT massage when they decide to raid the place after a 3 month undercover investigation
4) i don't want to pay $300 to go to a swanky spa just so i know the massage is on the up and up
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I dont see how you do that, I could hardly do it with my left let alone that somb*tch be numb, like a slow kid playin maracas..no rhythm....... :lol:
wait.....what???
Meatmallet said:
My wife is a massage therapist.
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So, you were all cool in my book.
Then you dropped that bombshell.
I hate you.
That is all.
Meatmallet, you are one lucky man. As for me, my work benefits get me 4 massages a year to a max of 90 bucks per massage. The missus and I go every 3 months. It is great for my back, I always feel great for the next few weeks after one.
Meatmallet said:
My wife is a massage therapist.
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is she the type of person who doesn't bring her work home with her? :lol:
a friend of mine who's had lots of therapeutic massages over the years came back from an acupuncturist and she was HIGH - apparently it's sometimes called crackupuncture.
I've had both, and the massage was more immediately painful, but with good results. the acupuncture never hurt, but I never got high from it.
Meatmallet said:
My wife is a massage therapist.
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Does she give you massages a lot or is it similar to the Seinfeld where Jerry dates the masseuse just to get the massage but all she wants to do is have sex? :lol:
