Originally posted by: Meatmallet Date: December 02, 2014 at 09:31 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
It has become very clear to me that a lot of you around here are in need of some serious direction when it comes to fantasy fighting and life in general. Well Im here to help. Im not talking about who you should pick on some Bellator undercard.
Im talking about the real problems that you will face in fantasy fighting.
Buffaloblue, how to not be such a $hitty poster, and how to make people love or hate you are just a few of the things that I may be able to help you with.
I can even be your life coach. Women problems, suck at regular life, or need to learn how to dress yourself, ole dad is here for ya.
So Buffaloblue shitted on your fantasy fighting league. Lets talk about it. I can tell you what happens next.
Originally posted by: renjr84 Date: December 02, 2014 at 09:44 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Meatmallet said:
It has become very clear to me that a lot of you around here are in need of some serious direction when it comes to fantasy fighting and life in general. Well Im here to help. Im not talking about who you should pick on some Bellator undercard.
Im talking about the real problems that you will face in fantasy fighting.
Buffaloblue, how to not be such a $hitty poster, and how to make people love or hate you are just a few of the things that I may be able to help you with.
I can even be your life coach. Women problems, suck at regular life, or need to learn how to dress yourself, ole dad is here for ya.
So Buffaloblue shitted on your fantasy fighting league. Lets talk about it. I can tell you what happens next.
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I have a question MM, with Blue praising you every step of the way and talking about how awesome you are at the drop of a dime, can you not talk sense into him
Originally posted by: maggotbrain Date: December 02, 2014 at 10:40 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Dear Meatmallet
Was buffaloblue always so s-o-f-T?
He is having trouble with bullies "antagonizing" him and is now taking his balls, tucking them and gong home.
Originally posted by: JFFpicks Date: December 02, 2014 at 11:37 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: Olydog09 Date: December 02, 2014 at 11:45 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Hi @Meatmallet,
Go fvck yourself. You have added nothing to these boards since your Re-arrival. In fact I am much disappointed. Over the years BB built you up as something special. I see as most
fairy
tales I was led astray. Enjoy your few weeks of striving for relevance in a fantasy landscape that passed you up faster than a Randy Johnson fastball. I went RJ because he is old, used up and not at all relevant in a landscape he once commanded respect. Not unlike yourself. In fact I am starting to think that THE Meatmallet could never have sucked this bad. SO, I dont even think you are the REAL MM. I think someone stole the key to your chastity belt and is impersonating you. Albeit TERRIBLY. HHHMMMMMMMM....... Who would do that? Maybe JFFpicks is the imposter here!
Originally posted by: buffaloblue Date: December 02, 2014 at 11:54 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: BowserGOAT Date: December 03, 2014 at 12:08 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: BowserGOAT Date: December 03, 2014 at 01:39 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: Meatmallet Date: December 03, 2014 at 04:16 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
@renjr84
No I cant. He is his own man. Actually he is two.
But that I respect about him.
His ability to do the wrong thing and to stay the course till the very end. Even if he is proven to be wrong.
Originally posted by: Meatmallet Date: December 03, 2014 at 04:22 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
@maggotbrain
No he wasn't always so soft. That being said he is a creature of habit and his routine is always the same. I know what he is going to do before he does it.
If you keep pressuring him on the J1 issue he will threaten to quit....oops he cant do it now can he. That would make me right.
Originally posted by: Meatmallet Date: December 03, 2014 at 04:30 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
@jffpicks
Maybe. Maybe not. You will still listen to everything that I say.
You will still read every post.
Also that wasn't a question.
You should have said... since you will never be the champion here are you still happy that you are not @buffaloblue?
the answer is yes
Originally posted by: joegriz Date: December 03, 2014 at 04:39 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: Meatmallet Date: December 03, 2014 at 05:25 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: NYR30 Date: December 03, 2014 at 10:12 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: Futastic Date: December 03, 2014 at 11:12 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: buffaloblue Date: December 03, 2014 at 11:45 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Meatmallet said:
@jffpicks
Maybe. Maybe not. You will still listen to everything that I say.
You will still read every post.
Also that wasn't a question.
You should have said... since you will never be the champion here are you still happy that you are not @buffaloblue?
the answer is yes
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Hey remember that time we finally fought here and I made you relevant by beating your *** and screaming in your face afterwards?
Yup, I do.
Facts are facts this place thrived the years you were gone and when you came back all you did was have a few foo a swinging from your nuts and d--- riding you.
The honeymoon is over and your new reality is about to set in.
Originally posted by: Gibbs Date: December 03, 2014 at 12:01 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: buffaloblue Date: December 03, 2014 at 12:11 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: joegriz Date: December 03, 2014 at 12:14 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
Originally posted by: Gibbs Date: December 03, 2014 at 12:35 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/meatmallet-explains-fantasy-fighting-and-life.64738/
buffaloblue said:
He probably got confused on how to respond.
He sucks at the interwebz.
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Most likely. I hear simple tasks are to difficult for him. Just like certain other people can't seem to understand your requests. Like the poster above for example.
