Originally posted by: RearNakedSlam Date: March 31, 2013 at 08:38 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
I was golfing, and as I was teeing off I tried to crush it, and the grass was a little slippery, and I nearly did a backflip and landed and my head and neck. I was trying to show off a little for the beer maid. It was pretty embarrassing. I was golfing with a few friends and they all fell over laughing.
I was around 14ish and my mom had a briefcase sitting next to our old crappy tv stand, so I decided to see if I could balance on it. Long story short the briefcase fell over, I caught my big toe on the piece of wood that stuck up on the lip of the tv stand and ended up ripping the bottom of my toe off and had to go to the ER and try to figure out a legitimate reason that I would be trying to stand on the briefcase.
Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More Date: March 31, 2013 at 08:48 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Played rugby for one of the best youth teams in Ireland Guinness's when we were training one day I needed to take a leak instead of walking all the way in to the club house I ran over to the side of the pitch to take it, there was like a little step I managed to trip and fall of it and tore my Achilles' tendon and because of it my rugby dreams everything came to an end all by answering the call of nature
I was about 12 when I came off my bike in such a way that my groin flew at 486mph into the gooseneck. About an hour later Mum had to take me to the doctors when my stones swelled to the size of Antonio Silva's head. The doctor said my groin had been impacted by a force equivalent to 12.5 Gabriel Gonzaga nutshots (he was from the future).
Running through the house in socks to get outside. I heard the phone and saw it out of the corner of my eye on the table, when I tried to slow and change course my feet flew out from under me and I slammed my left knee into a marble floor. Tore the s--- out of my meniscus. Had to have surgery to fix it.
Brother kicked me in the nuts when I was about 7( he would've been almost 9) and it cut my nut sack. Doctor had a good laugh.
Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More Date: March 31, 2013 at 09:41 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Originally posted by: MMAddict710 Date: March 31, 2013 at 11:25 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Originally posted by: CopperHeart Date: April 01, 2013 at 12:24 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Originally posted by: FullItalian Date: April 01, 2013 at 02:00 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Originally posted by: princecharlestampon Date: April 01, 2013 at 04:41 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Originally posted by: princecharlestampon Date: April 01, 2013 at 04:44 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
Originally posted by: princecharlestampon Date: April 01, 2013 at 04:46 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
FullItalian said:
picked up my uncle's dog and it bit my neck.... almost died by a cocker spaniel.
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You gotta watch out for those ankle biters!
Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy171 Date: April 01, 2013 at 07:44 AM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/most-humiliating-ways-to-get-hurt.53319/
While I was in the Air Force I signed up for the squadron softball team. A flyball came my direction and i got under it for an easy catch.... Theorically. I missed judged the ball and I caught it with my right eye.. Ended up with a sweet black eye
I was about 10-12 at grandma's house and being stupid in one of the bedrooms, just running back and forth and sliding around on the hardwood floors in my socks. I caught a splinter or some defect in the wood, and ended up with a 4-inch spike of wood in the bottom of my foot. The entire thing but about a half inch was in my foot. Luckily, it kind of went in horizontal to the bottom of my foot so it didn't go 4 inches deep, but still.
Was about 30 and watertubing, when you get on a giant inflatable innertube and get pulled behind a speed boat. Me and my buddies being that age, stupid, and indestructable of course made a challenge of it by the boat driver creating the roughest water possible and trying to get the other person off the tube in as violent a manner possible. I caught big air, came slamming back to the water and the bottom of my chin came down right my two punching knuckles and split my chin open. So basically I punched myself in the chin and gave myself nine stitches.
