Mouse infested man attempts to rob home.

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Originally posted by: elderpanda
Date: November 08, 2010 at 09:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

http://www.live5news.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624
Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault
Posted: Nov 08, 2010 3:23 PM CST Updated: Nov 08, 2010 6:15 PM CST
SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.
With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.
Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.
Smith's head and mouth were covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting and he was wrestled down so shackles could be placed on his legs and his arms were hog-tied, the report stated. An EMS crew responded and provided a stretcher to which Smith was tied.
Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.
During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.
He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.
After the medical exam, he was charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault a battery charges, and indecent exposure. Smith was transported to the Oconee County Detention Center.
Copyright 2010 WCSC. All rights reserved.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: November 08, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Poor mouse.
 
Originally posted by: Puxin
Date: November 08, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Another case where the arrested has a pretty good chance of getting off with an insanity plea.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: November 08, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

At least it wasn't a kitten.
 
Originally posted by: GoodCat
Date: November 08, 2010 at 10:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

That reminds me of Mr. Lemmywinks from South Park.
 
Originally posted by: the0n3
Date: November 09, 2010 at 12:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

This sort of thing happens too often.
 
Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: November 09, 2010 at 01:26 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

There is a fine line between mouse infested and a little MTA. leave it to the news to try and make it sound dirty.
 
Originally posted by: GoodCat
Date: November 09, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

ATM, *** To Mouse
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: November 09, 2010 at 01:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

GoodCat said:
ATM, *** To Mouse
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I finally know what ATM means.
 
Originally posted by: Sedulous
Date: November 09, 2010 at 02:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

It doesn't really sound like he tried to rob the place. Sure he broke in but it doesn't sound like he was out to take anything. Maybe he was just looking for come pliers or a crow bar to get that damn mouse out of his ***.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Do we really need a thread for every news article?
 
Originally posted by: justjustin
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Thir13en said:
This sort of thing happens too often.
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Serious lol's for that one, 13 has been on a roll lately
 
Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Meatmallet said:
Do we really need a thread for every news article?
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Someone's mad this story was posted, when did you move to SC Meat?
 
Originally posted by: elderpanda
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Meatmallet said:
Do we really need a thread for every news article?
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Nothing to post about in gen mma and radio so I fill the OT with random news stories. It isn't like it is every news article, just whatever seems interesting.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Cbucu said:
Meatmallet said:
Do we really need a thread for every news article?
Click to expand...
Someone's mad this story was posted, when did you move to SC Meat?
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Yes I live with Buffaloblue in sin.
 
Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Meatmallet said:
Cbucu said:
Meatmallet said:
Do we really need a thread for every news article?
Click to expand...
Someone's mad this story was posted, when did you move to SC Meat?
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Yes I live with Buffaloblue in sin.
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When you two tying the knot?
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:38 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

In sin is the key word.
Why buy the cow when I can have Buffaloblue for free.
 
Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: November 09, 2010 at 08:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/mouse-infested-man-attempts-to-rob-home.32172/

Meatmallet said:
In sin is the key word.
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You're right. It does have a nice ring to it.
 
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