MOVIES, MOTORCARS & MASTURBATION. A THREAD FOR MEN

Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 04:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

Tito Orcheese said:
Sorry, here's some mma for ya.
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NOW he's interested!
 
Originally posted by: sharkbunnie
Date: July 16, 2024 at 04:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

PitMaster said:
I arrive in Vegas for Fight Circus in this fuckking thing...
What do you say?
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How far behind you do you think the cops are?
 
Originally posted by: mrducks
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

PitMaster said:
I arrive in Vegas for Fight Circus in this fuckking thing...
What do you say?
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Nice, but does it talk to you?
 
Originally posted by: Tito Orcheese
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:05 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
Nice, but does it talk to you?
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Mine tells me when to turn left, right or continue straight!
 
Originally posted by: FunnyHoneyBunny
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

Tito Orcheese said:
Mine tells me when to turn left, right or continue straight!
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what?
Mine tells me when to turn left, right or continue gay..
Did i get scammed?
 
Originally posted by: mrducks
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

Tito Orcheese said:
Mine tells me when to turn left, right or continue straight!
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True, Kitt car technology is outdated. But it was awesome at one time.
 
Originally posted by: mrducks
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

FunnyHoneyBunny said:
what?
Mine tells me when to turn left, right or continue gay..
Did i get scammed?
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No, those were special ordered for the Germans.
 
Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
True, Kitt car technology is outdated. But it was awesome at one time.
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Kitt voice* "I'm sorry, Ducks, but I detect testicles under your carmate's skirt..."
 
Originally posted by: FunnyHoneyBunny
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
No, those were special ordered for the Germans.
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i believe they got it wrong, when we ordered some with a long hard pipe.
 
Originally posted by: mrducks
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

PitMaster said:
Kitt voice* "I'm sorry, Ducks, but I detect testicles under your carmate's skirt..."
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Ejection seat!
 
Originally posted by: Tito Orcheese
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

FunnyHoneyBunny said:
what?
Mine tells me when to turn left, right or continue gay..
Did i get scammed?
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I'm not sure, but it sounds like you're on the right thread.
 
Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
Ejection seat!
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Thanks for hitting that lob outta the park!
 
Originally posted by: bconcrete
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

kickboxing said:
WTF has happened to this site
jfc
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Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

bconcrete said:
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Website: Things are a little slow. Let's do a forum so folks can talk about other things also.
Posters: *Post about other things.
New Members: *Post about random things and drive traffic through the roof. Enjoying the bulls--- nonsense of interacting.
Poster who's been around since the time the forum was instituted: GAAAAAYYYY! What has become of this site!?
 
Originally posted by: mrducks
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

PitMaster said:
Website: Things are a little slow. Let's do a forum so folks can talk about other things also.
Posters: *Post about other things.
New Members: *Post about random things and drive traffic through the roof. Enjoying the bulls--- nonsense of interacting.
Poster who's been around since the time the forum was instituted: GAAAAAYYYY! What has become of this site!?
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Hanson doesn't want to give up on the old days.
 
Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
Hanson doesn't want to give up on the old days.
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Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

Khuntzak what's his next fight to be for a title!!!???
What an unaware goon.
 
Originally posted by: mrducks
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

PitMaster said:
Khuntzak what's his next fight to be for a title!!!???
What an unaware goon.
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Trying to restore order? Did Jonny get onto you?
I think he, Bones and Kawyner are all DONE!
 
Originally posted by: The Monk
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
Trying to restore order? Did Jonny get onto you?
I think he, Bones and Kawyner are all DONE!
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LoL.
 
Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: July 16, 2024 at 05:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/movies-motorcars-masturbation-a-thread-for-men.75314/

mrducks said:
Hanson doesn't want to give up on the old days.
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