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Just something else that he failed at. Too soon?I want to know what entailed his attempt. Seems like it should be pretty hard to not succeed if you actually put in some effort.
Just something else that he failed at. Too soon?I want to know what entailed his attempt. Seems like it should be pretty hard to not succeed if you actually put in some effort.
CT gets bashed for being a dork comic. But look at him - dudes kept the show going for like 30 years, had a residence in Vegas, and done all the shit most comics will never do. he may be the only comic boomers can see and name besides George Carlin
He's to comedy what Nickelback are to music.
Everyone bashes on them, but... they have been consistently selling out shows for multiple decades and if you actually listen to their catalog... it's not amazing, but it's not terrible or deserving of all the criticism.
Years ago, this happened to my friend's beautiful 19-year-old daughter in Florida. Her knucklehead boyfriend had some trick he apparently liked to pull with a loaded pistol, he'd set it up so he pulled the trigger but the hammer wouldn't fire or some such nonsense, thought it was funny to point at his friends. He pointed the gun at her and it fired, hitting her in the neck and killing her. They threw that guy in prison, gave him 25 years.Police: Fairbanks man fatally shoots girlfriend while ‘playing’ with gun, then kills himself
A young couple is dead after a man who was playing with a gun pointed it at his girlfriend and shot her Wednesday night, police say, before shooting and killing himself.www.alaskasnewssource.com
Guy playing with what he thought was an empty revolver kills gf. Gets another gun while his friend, who's on the phone with 911 at the time, tries to stop him from killing himself. The friend was not successful....
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Typical Fairbanks, amirite @EranysPolice: Fairbanks man fatally shoots girlfriend while ‘playing’ with gun, then kills himself
A young couple is dead after a man who was playing with a gun pointed it at his girlfriend and shot her Wednesday night, police say, before shooting and killing himself.www.alaskasnewssource.com
Guy playing with what he thought was an empty revolver kills gf. Gets another gun while his friend, who's on the phone with 911 at the time, tries to stop him from killing himself. The friend was not successful....
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Years ago, this happened to my friend's beautiful 19-year-old daughter in Florida. Her knucklehead boyfriend had some trick he apparently liked to pull with a loaded pistol, he'd set it up so he pulled the trigger but the hammer wouldn't fire or some such nonsense, thought it was funny to point at his friends. He pointed the gun at her and it fired, hitting her in the neck and killing her. They threw that guy in prison, gave him 25 years.
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So, Berlin wants another socialist. They definitely didn't learn much from history.
Thanks for clearing up the subscription thing Mallard. I get hit with a paywall every stinkin time I try to read the new on that site. Annoying.Okeechobee News isn't even a satire website. This stuff is for real. It definitely reads like The Onion or something.
I do pay a yearly subscription to view it though. That's why I don't post links--because it's not available to the public.
LET'S GO RANDY!!!Woman reports adult toys stolen
Posted Friday, September 18, 2026 4:07 pm
By Cathy Womble
Lake Okeechobee News
OKEECHOBEE — A Okeechobee County deputy was dispatched on a very unusual call regarding a possible theft. When Okeechobee County Sheriff’s Deputy Dalton Pitts arrived at the home on Northeast 12th Lane, he was met by a woman who said her ex stole a bag filled with very personal items.
According to the incident report, she told the deputy the missing items were adult toys and other similar things, including handcuffs, hogties, a whip, feathers, and many other similar items. She estimated the value of the missing items to be approximately $200.
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Based on the nature of the missing items, the deputy suggested the woman contact her ex and ask him to return them. However, the woman asked the deputy if he would call the man for her. Deputy Pitts called the man and was told the woman had already collected her personal items from his home, and he had not seen those particular things.
When the deputy spoke with the woman again, he told her the matter was civil in nature, and she would need to pursue the matter through civil processes.
You go from $200.00 worth of whips, handcuffs and feathers, to an advertisement for Randy's Garage.LET'S GO RANDY!!!
The goods are in his garage
I used to live a few blocks from there. That's a really quiet, family neighborhood. Very uncommon for that area to make the news for any reason. Sounds like this former human was a complete fucking idiot. This town is also small enough that I must have seen that chick around at some point.Police: Fairbanks man fatally shoots girlfriend while ‘playing’ with gun, then kills himself
A young couple is dead after a man who was playing with a gun pointed it at his girlfriend and shot her Wednesday night, police say, before shooting and killing himself.www.alaskasnewssource.com
Guy playing with what he thought was an empty revolver kills gf. Gets another gun while his friend, who's on the phone with 911 at the time, tries to stop him from killing himself. The friend was not successful....
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All her stuff went straight up Randy's shitpipeYou go from $200.00 worth of whips, handcuffs and feathers, to an advertisement for Randy's Garage.![]()
Not at all. Guns are everywhere up here and incidents like this are not common when you consider the ubiquity of firearms.Typical Fairbanks, amirite @Eranys