News Thread

[ABB]

It's been a rough week at work.

week-longer catcher at Doggy Stadium?

 

[PrinceVegeta]

France's debt is soaring. Can the government cut €54 billion?​

 

[Gorillapunt]

Let's bring back the guillotine. Put them to sleep like you would for surgery, then load them in. Seems pretty fool proof.

 

[ABB]

Force their mouths open and stuff hot coals in them.

 

[Eranys]

Force their mouths open and stuff hot coals in them.

 

[Eranys]

Let's bring back the guillotine. Put them to sleep like you would for surgery, then load them in. Seems pretty fool proof.

That's honestly a great idea. But hanging the comatose criminal would still be cheaper.

 

[ABB]

a passage like that doesn't leave you.

 

[mrducks]

That's honestly a great idea. But hanging the comatose criminal would still be cheaper.

And less messy. Very effective, I presume.

 

[ABB]

That's honestly a great idea. But hanging the comatose criminal would still be cheaper.

ya but the guillotine would result in help for the blood bank

 

[a-mart]

What do you mean?

I'd assume hanging black people wouldn't be accepted in your country

 

[Eranys]

ya but the guillotine would result in help for the blood bank

See, you just don't understand efficiency. Beheading them will cause spillage and spoil the blood that is exposed to oxygen. If we hang them, we can harvest all of the blood in a sterile fashion. This is why I'm the Big Picture guy.

 

[Eranys]

I'd assume hanging black people wouldn't be accepted in your country

It's equal opportunity, bro. All can get it.

 

[a-mart]

As a desert guy I must nominate stoning even though it pretty much fails every criteria

 

[Eranys]

As a desert guy I must nominate stoning even though it pretty much fails every criteria

I've always liked the concept of stoning. The whole community takes part, it's very wholesome. But in terms of mess and inefficiency, my god, man. That can be quite the cleanup.

 

[Brick]

I disagree, I think you guys are in a quarrel. Sweeping it under the carpet will only lead to one of you killing the other. Talk it out guys

Let's go 18 exchanges, just repeating ourselves, bc vs. osu style. I like the suggestion.

 

[JawboneOfAnAss]

Saudi Arabia and Jordan denied flydubai flight clearance to land despite a terrifying mayday call

Saudi Arabia and Jordan initially rejected clearance to land for the flydubai plane at the center of Wednesday’s attempted terrorist attack despite a terrifying mayday call from the cabin, ac…

nypost.com

I really hope the UAE survives while the rest of the gulf states melt when oil no longer matters.

 

[a-mart]

‘I knew these were the final seconds’: Flydubai captain speaks from hospital after cockpit attack

Smit Machchhar, who underwent emergency surgery in Saudi Arabia before being transferred to the UAE, tells Narendra Modi how he crawled to open the cockpit door as the jet began to plunge: ‘If I didn’t show courage, 170 passengers would die’

‘I knew these were the final seconds’: Flydubai captain speaks from hospital after cockpit attack

Smit Machchhar, who underwent emergency surgery in Saudi Arabia before being transferred to the UAE, tells Narendra Modi how he crawled to open the cockpit door as the jet began to plunge: ‘If I didn’t show courage, 170 passengers would die’

www.ynetnews.com

 

[a-mart]

Summary and testimony of everything that happened

 

[osubuckeye4]

Let's go 18 exchanges, just repeating ourselves, bc vs. osu style. I like the suggestion.

Here's where I disagree with you....

I don't like it, I love it.

 

[a-mart]