Hello again my children. Your Dark Lord has been hard at work sowing the seeds of Chaos. Today I had the privilege of sitting down with MikeyHatTrick. An interesting character if I do say so myself. So let us begin.
Hello my child how are you today?
I am good Noogie. How are you?
I’m a Dread Lord of Chaos and the JFF is in a state of Chaos I’m wonderful! My Nurglings are singing in my great hall ballads of Chaos!
Now tell me about yourself. There are a lot of new people in the JFF who might not know who you are.
I am MHT. I think everyone that's a name here knows who I am. I've won enough outside of Junkie to earn some respect. The newbies probably don't since I do not post much. I am Chute Boxe raised, Yakuza revisioned. I like boobies, Rich Franklin, Kenny Florian, Joe Benavidez, and Carlos Condit.
You've had a long and pretty good career so far what is your secret?
Do not look at odds and think like you hit puberty and have a pair. Do not take anything seriously. Gibbs won a Title here and I didn't. People would put me up on rankings. Poop happens; move on.
What are your thoughts on all the drama that has been occurring?
Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Thoughts on the ending of the two major leagues?
Life moves on. I am not a rapper, I am an adapter. I'll adjust. Other promotions have done it. Weekly did it. MMA peaked and so did fantasy fighting. Its alot different from NFL as we need to do this all year. People grow up and don't have the time to post/troll/follow this sport all day. Two leagues will be back again when the next Brock comes along.
Why do you believe the UJC came out on top considering it was the newer of the two leagues?
Cooler kids liked it more also the Hat Trick Bastard was on the team.
Are you excited for the JFF GP?
All of these GPs draw in a lot of new talent. New kids with motivation to be champ blah blah blah. Participation should spike for a couple of events here with the UFC gearing us for big rematches. I want to be matched up with a name from the get go like the Casts, Trig, Goodcats, Fudges. Giving me a newbie would entertain me once.
Other than yourself who do you think will win the GP?
Bowser, Ph1sh, Danielsan, Metalmike, AnarchyElbows- That is my Top 5 list of all time. Dan has won every GP ever. I think he beat Ronda in a Pokemon GP or something too. Dude just wins this things. Its annoying and awesome.
Anything else you would like to share with Papa Nurgle?
Where is SdraFish? How come you don't search for this kid? #YakuzaRunsJFF2013. Make sure to check out my sponsors and don't text and drive. Also don't text me.