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Originally posted by: imhungry4444
Date: July 21, 2013 at 01:14 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Stephen D. Foster Jr. said:
Virginia Republican Gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli is now obsessed with oral sex in addition to his obsession with anal sex. Apparently he wants to spy on everyone’s bedrooms and arrest people who engage in either legal act, even if they are married couples.
Cuccinelli unveiled a new website on Wednesday dedicated to his cause of forever banning consenting adults from having oral and anal sex in the privacy of their bedrooms.
His goal is “to reinstate Virginia’s unconstitutional Crimes Against Nature law,” ThinkProgress reports. “The rule, which makes felons out of even consenting married couples who engage in oral or anal sex in the privacy of their own homes, was struck down by federal courts after Cuccinelli blocked efforts to bring it in line with the Supreme Court’s 2003 Lawrence v. Texas ruling.” That ruling struck down laws that intrude upon the personal and private lives of consenting adults. In other words, it is unconstitutional to arrest people for engaging in private sexual acts.
According to the Crimes Against Nature Law that Cuccinelli supports,
If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony.
Cuccinelli claims the law is only aimed at child predators, prostitution, non-consenting actions, and public sex, but the problem is that there are provisions in the law, like the one above, that still criminalize sex acts performed by consenting adults, even though the Supreme Court has effectively struck those particular provisions down. But Cuccinelli wants to defy the Court and reinstate the law anyway.
One has to wonder how Cuccellini knows so much about “carnal knowledge” and why he is so obsessed with it. Did Cuccinelli have bad experiences in the past that led him to try and outlaw these sex acts for everyone? Perhaps he feels that since he can’t have a good time, no one else should be allowed to? Is he simply jealous? It just boggles the mind to wonder why Cuccinelli is so adamant about regulating what people do in the privacy of their own homes. And that brings us to another question. How will he enforce his law if he gets what he wants?
Unless Cuccinelli plans to hire a police officer to stand guard outside the bedrooms of every man and woman in the state, he will fail to stop consenting adults from engaging in the sex acts he despises. Of course, he could always use drones, which is frightening to think about. Is Cuccinelli literally going to spy on our bedrooms to find people breaking his law? Either option would require unprecedented man power, not to mention millions of taxpayer dollars. Simply put, it’s a waste of time and money to worry about what consenting adults do with each other in private. The state would be far better off targeting child molesters and rapists which everyone agrees should be arrested and punished.
This is what the Republican Party has turned into. The once proud party of small government and privacy now wants to use government to literally regulate what Americans do in their bedrooms, and there is a fundamental reason why. It’s called religious extremism.
Ken Cuccinelli once said, “I think in a natural law based country it’s appropriate to have policies that reflect that.” By “natural law” Cuccinelli means Christian law or Biblical law. He wants to bring Biblical law to the state of Virginia and force everyone to abide by it whether they are Christians or not. Such laws would strip women of their reproductive rights, ban same-sex marriage, ban unmarried couples from having sex, ban unmarried couples from living together, ban birth control, force women to submit to their husbands, and ban any sexual activities that fundamentalist Christians disagree with, including oral and anal sex. Such laws are also entirely unconstitutional and would destroy the civil laws in which this country was founded.
If Virginians don’t want to be spied on or arrested for what they do in the privacy of their own homes, Ken Cuccinelli is not the person they should vote for as Governor. He would put Bob McDonnell, aka “Governor Ultrasound,” to shame. If Ken Cuccinelli hates anal and oral sex so much, the answer is simply. Just don’t do it. But don’t try to use government and police resources and taxpayer money to stop every other consenting adult from doing it. Republicans are hypocrites for trying to legislate what we can and can’t do in our bedrooms. That kind of government is not “small government.” Only big government, REALLY big government, has the power to do such a thing. Millions of people would have to be spied on and arrested in order for Cuccinelli’s “natural law” to work. It would turn Virginia into a police state where Biblical law supersedes the Constitution. Is that what Virginians really want for their state?
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Originally posted by: imhungry4444
Date: July 21, 2013 at 01:15 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Excuse my french but.........F*ck this guy!
 
Originally posted by: redd1
Date: July 21, 2013 at 01:17 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Why does the stupid flow through politicians so much.
 
Originally posted by: renjr84
Date: July 21, 2013 at 01:25 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

I have always been a fan of getting rid of Congress all together. have 1 president and 4 members from each party to get s--- done at the federal level. Everyone knows when you get 600 opinions in one damn area nothing is going to happen and I would be quite sure that 9 people can agree a lot easier than 600.
I did a research paper on this but I cant remember the figured, I think it is like almost 100mill a year we would also save by doing that
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: July 21, 2013 at 01:26 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Why is this thread entitled "No more blow jobs"?
Don't you care about anal sex?
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: July 21, 2013 at 02:02 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

imhungry4444 said:
Excuse my french but.........F*ck this guy!
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f--- him right in the mouth.
 
Originally posted by: Sapper
Date: July 21, 2013 at 02:05 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

grapplethis said:
f--- him right in the mouth.
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True be told he would probably like it, and take it in the *** too. That is why he wants it to be banned, it is his guilty pleasure, and he is ashamed. It will come to light down the road that he used to blow his male interns.
 
Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: July 21, 2013 at 02:11 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

I bet if his wife sucked his d--- once in a while he would drop this entirely.
 
Originally posted by: renjr84
Date: July 21, 2013 at 02:14 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Sapper said:
True be told he would probably like it, and take it in the *** too. That is why he wants it to be banned, it is his guilty pleasure, and he is ashamed. It will come to light down the road that he used to blow his male interns.
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who didnt
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: July 21, 2013 at 03:09 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Sapper said:
True be told he would probably like it, and take it in the *** too. That is why he wants it to be banned, it is his guilty pleasure, and he is ashamed. It will come to light down the road that he used to blow his male interns.
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it always seems to work out that way, eh?
the bigger the homophobe, the bigger the closet, IMO.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: July 21, 2013 at 03:12 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

grapplethis said:
it always seems to work out that way, eh?
the bigger the homophobe, the bigger the closet, IMO.
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What would you call those people? Bad gays?
 
Originally posted by: MMAFTM13
Date: July 21, 2013 at 04:57 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Fuk this guy, I hope this fool has a camera on me when I'm getting a one just so I can wink and look right into the lens to freak this kunt out..
And this idiots a candidate?, ha let's see how many voters he'll get by trying to ban oral and anal sex, yeah good luck with that you tool..
 
Originally posted by: renjr84
Date: July 21, 2013 at 05:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

MMAFTM13 said:
Fuk this guy, I hope this fool has a camera on me when I'm getting a one just so I can wink and look right into the lens to freak this kunt out..
And this idiots a candidate?, ha let's see how many voters he'll get by trying to ban oral and anal sex, yeah good luck with that you tool..
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I wouldnt do that MMA, hed probably get excited and jack that s--- to your video
 
Originally posted by: MMAFTM13
Date: July 21, 2013 at 05:03 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

ScreamBloodyGordon said:
I bet if his wife sucked his d--- once in a while he would drop this entirely.
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No way this guys married, certainly not to a woman anyways
 
Originally posted by: Brick
Date: July 21, 2013 at 08:27 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

Take it easy, you gotta see it from this guy's perspective, I googled his wife.
 
Originally posted by: KZUFCchamp2013
Date: July 21, 2013 at 09:29 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

so out of all the problems in the world this is what he is trying to ban
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: July 21, 2013 at 11:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

I think he is tired of his wife strapping it on.....
 
Originally posted by: mabrown45
Date: July 21, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

i think both should be banned on a state and federal level............
that sh!t would turn out like underage drinking and smoking..........since its illegal its way more fun
 
Originally posted by: Dock
Date: July 21, 2013 at 06:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/no-more-blow-jobs.56550/

I'd shoot myself if I ever got arrested for gettin a blow job.
 
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