Odd notions/half thoughts

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Originally posted by: RaceBannon
Date: January 15, 2011 at 07:46 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

If time is a river is a river a circle?
 
Originally posted by: squib
Date: January 15, 2011 at 04:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

RaceBannon said:
If time is a river is a river a circle?
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yes.
next question.
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 15, 2011 at 08:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

i dont got to church anymore but something that always confused me
to go heaven we must follow the 10 commanments
BUT
the bible says
" forgive other infinit times and god shall forgive you "
so i can murder some one,
then forgive my grade 5 teacher from seperating me from the rest of the class, then god will forgive me for my sins,and im all good 1 way ticket to heaven.
 
Originally posted by: RaceBannon
Date: January 21, 2011 at 05:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

The act of simply talking about relgion either pro or con creates religion.
 
Originally posted by: ModestMMA
Date: January 21, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

TurdFurguson said:
i dont got to church anymore but something that always confused me
to go heaven we must follow the 10 commanments
BUT
the bible says
" forgive other infinit times and god shall forgive you "
so i can murder some one,
then forgive my grade 5 teacher from seperating me from the rest of the class, then god will forgive me for my sins,and im all good 1 way ticket to heaven.
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Part of the reason why religion is a joke.
Guy 1: Lets create a fake problem for people to worry about
Guy 2: To what end?
Guy 1: For them to follow-up around and do what we say and give us money
Guy 2: For the sake of "salvation"
Guy 1: Exactly.
Guy 2: OK lets just make sure it appeals to everyone, how about we say that no matter what you do you can be forgiven if you are really, really, super sorry!
etc.
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
 
Originally posted by: Sedulous
Date: January 21, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

Listening to some of you guys talking about religion is like listening to a back woods hillbilly talk about politics.
 
Originally posted by: MMAStudent
Date: January 21, 2011 at 01:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

TurdFurguson said:
i dont got to church anymore but something that always confused me
to go heaven we must follow the 10 commanments
BUT
the bible says
" forgive other infinit times and god shall forgive you "
so i can murder some one,
then forgive my grade 5 teacher from seperating me from the rest of the class, then god will forgive me for my sins,and im all good 1 way ticket to heaven.
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I don't know if you were just playin around with this post but to chime in on a serious note, I doubt there are many Christians who would tell you that in order to "go to heaven" you must "follow the 10 commandments." The single biblical pre-requisiste for "going to heaven" is acknowledging Jesus Christ as the savior from sin, God. In all else, striving to be a good "Christian:Christ-Like" would be your point about attempting to follow the 10 commandments.
 
Originally posted by: MMAStudent
Date: January 21, 2011 at 01:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

Which, if i may add, we all fall short of.
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 21, 2011 at 02:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

MMAStudent said:
TurdFurguson said:
i dont got to church anymore but something that always confused me
to go heaven we must follow the 10 commanments
BUT
the bible says
" forgive other infinit times and god shall forgive you "
so i can murder some one,
then forgive my grade 5 teacher from seperating me from the rest of the class, then god will forgive me for my sins,and im all good 1 way ticket to heaven.
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I don't know if you were just playin around with this post but to chime in on a serious note, I doubt there are many Christians who would tell you that in order to "go to heaven" you must "follow the 10 commandments." The single biblical pre-requisiste for "going to heaven" is acknowledging Jesus Christ as the savior from sin, God. In all else, striving to be a good "Christian:Christ-Like" would be your point about attempting to follow the 10 commandments.
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nah i was super serial,
i asked my minster at that about it and he didnt know what to say
 
Originally posted by: GoodCat
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

If you have done something considered a sin, then yes, you can repent and God will forgive you. But, that doesn't mean that you can just go around doing whatever the crap you want to knowing that all you have to do is say "hey God, boy am I sorry for doing that. Forgive me?"
The relationship you have with your wife, g/f, b/f, family member, or whoever is basically the same relationship that a Christian needs to have with God. You don't go around cheating on your wife and and living however you want to, and then come to her and say "whoops, sorry" and expect her to forgive you. What is gonna make her forgive you, is you actually being sorry for screwing up and wanting to change and not do it anymore. Same with God. Not sure how that makes Christianity a "joke" as whoever it was put it earlier.
 
Originally posted by: filipino
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

ModestMMA said:
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
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Could you just give us a list sometime, in your infinite wisdom, of all of the "types" of people to whom you feel superior? I think it would help people immensely to know how to not run afoul of the Modest way...
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

filipino said:
ModestMMA said:
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
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Could you just give us a list sometime, in your infinite wisdom, of all of the "types" of people to whom you feel superior? I think it would help people immensely to know how to not run afoul of the Modest way...
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since when was Bruce willis poor? me, i own 2 cars and smoke in both of them.
Frank Zappa Smoked alot, Kieth Richards as well.
 
Originally posted by: Sedulous
Date: January 21, 2011 at 03:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

filipino said:
ModestMMA said:
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
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Could you just give us a list sometime, in your infinite wisdom, of all of the "types" of people to whom you feel superior? I think it would help people immensely to know how to not run afoul of the Modest way...
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+1000000
 
Originally posted by: ModestMMA
Date: January 21, 2011 at 05:01 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

filipino said:
ModestMMA said:
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
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Could you just give us a list sometime, in your infinite wisdom, of all of the "types" of people to whom you feel superior? I think it would help people immensely to know how to not run afoul of the Modest way...
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I didn't used to be like this (look at my old posts from the inception of the forum) but MMA and celebrity culture and propaganda and BS made me this way.
And as for rich people smoking they are the exception rather than the rule and they can afford any ill health effects from cigarette smoking. Most poor people I have known were smokers. Most smokers I have known were either 1.young 2.poor 3.stupid.
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

ModestMMA said:
filipino said:
ModestMMA said:
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
Click to expand...
Could you just give us a list sometime, in your infinite wisdom, of all of the "types" of people to whom you feel superior? I think it would help people immensely to know how to not run afoul of the Modest way...
Click to expand...
I didn't used to be like this (look at my old posts from the inception of the forum) but MMA and celebrity culture and propaganda and BS made me this way.
And as for rich people smoking they are the exception rather than the rule and they can afford any ill health effects from cigarette smoking. Most poor people I have known were smokers. Most smokers I have known were either 1.young 2.poor 3.stupid.
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So you yourself are a smoker then?
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

ModestMMA said:
filipino said:
ModestMMA said:
Religion, like cigarettes, is for the poor and the stupid.
Click to expand...
Could you just give us a list sometime, in your infinite wisdom, of all of the "types" of people to whom you feel superior? I think it would help people immensely to know how to not run afoul of the Modest way...
Click to expand...
I didn't used to be like this (look at my old posts from the inception of the forum) but MMA and celebrity culture and propaganda and BS made me this way.
And as for rich people smoking they are the exception rather than the rule and they can afford any ill health effects from cigarette smoking. Most poor people I have known were smokers. Most smokers I have known were either 1.young 2.poor 3.stupid.
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Quite the Stereotype i must say.
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

Nah he's dead on. I am 29 years old, I make about 50K a year, and I got a bright flight scholarship out of high school. I have also been a pack a day menthol smoker for over 15 years. I hate being young, poor, and stupid. Can't wait till I am old, rich, and smart. Then I won't need these damn cigarettes.
Seriously Modest? You have been around as long as I have in this forum and you are going to stick to that bulls---? If you act now I will act like you edited it. Just this one time though, and then I am cutting you off racist.
 
Originally posted by: ModestMMA
Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

crazycroat57 said:
Nah he's dead on. I am 29 years old, I make about 50K a year, and I got a bright flight scholarship out of high school. I have also been a pack a day menthol smoker for over 15 years. I hate being young, poor, and stupid. Can't wait till I am old, rich, and smart. Then I won't need these damn cigarettes.
Seriously Modest? You have been around as long as I have in this forum and you are going to stick to that bulls**t? If you act now I will act like you edited it. Just this one time though, and then I am cutting you off racist.
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IDK.
I am not trying to incite anything. I am not calling YOU stupid but I see no real reason to smoke cigarettes or even drink alcohol on a regular basis because abusing them is so terrible. I saw tons of young people smoke because they want to be cool. One guy I used to hang out with, this was after high school mind you, took up smoking because he said he wanted to "look cool" :? That guy made $$$ but smoking to look cool is stupid. A lot of the very poor people I knew were smokers. A lot of the dumb kids in high school/dumb people at jobs I've had were smokers. I am not trying to generalize or say YOU are bad it is just that, from my own life experiences, came to that conclusion.
Also, if you are 29 now and you did it for over 15 years you started before you were 14? Is that not young and confirming what I am saying?
IDK I don't want anyone to not like me and think I'm bad so just forgive me :cry:
Why am I a racist?
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 21, 2011 at 08:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/odd-notions-half-thoughts.34471/

smoking while having a beer is the only vaction i get from my job
 
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