Originally posted by: Thir13en
Date: November 07, 2015 at 05:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/opportunities.67709/
Here we have yet another bog-standard 419 scam. This time I decided to see if this scammer would accept being cursed at, so I decided to invent a new type of Tourette's Syndrome.
Please not that this scambait is in no way meant to poke fun at real sufferers, rather it is a test at the level of abuse that can be given to a scammer.
WARNING:
Lots of bad language follows, so if you are easily offended then please do not read any further.
The disclaimer I put at the beginning of my reply to Bosah below is included on all my email to him, however for reason of not wasting space I have only included it once here.
From:
Colin Carver
To:
Charles Bosah
Date:
March 3, 2006
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ THIS DISCLAIMER BEFORE YOU PROCEED
THIS WILL AVOID CONFUSION AND FALSE IMPRESSIONS
The sender of the message MR. COLIN CARVER is a sufferer of Tourette Syndrome, which is a medical condition which affects the sufferer in various ways. For more information please visit
www.xxxxx.com
Mr. Colin Carver, the sender of the message below is a sufferer of the more antisocial sub-strain, psyeudo monimomenemeric Tourettes
(completely made up ailment!)
. This means that he sometimes uncontrollably inserts swear/curse words into his speech and messages. Please understand that this is
NOT DELIBERATE
but a medical condition. Mr. Carver is medically UNABLE to control this. Dr. Phillis Simpson BSC. HHGTTG.
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Dear Mr. Bosah,
Thank you for your interesting f---ing email. I have to say that I am very interested s--- in your proposition however before I am prepared to proceed any f----- further I would like you to answer me some questions if you can.
1. Please can you tit-wank tell me how long this procedure will take to complete?
2. Will I be required to travel to complete this financial deal?
3. Is it completely arse legal?
Let me know the answer to the shagmenow questions above so that I can be in a better position to judge if I can help you.
Sincerely,
Colin Carver
Singlesideband Systems Ltd.
ATTN;COLIN
COMPLIMENTS AND HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY TO MY PROPOSALS, IN REGARDS TO YOUR QUESTIONS LET ME ANSWER YOU ONE AFTER THE OTHER.
PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR FOLLOWING DETAILS
[1]AGE AND OCCUPATION
[2]CONTACT ADDRESS
[3]PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
[4]A COPY OF YOUR INTERNATINAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LINCENCE
[5]BANK DETAILS WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERD INTO
WHEN YOU BRING THIS I CREATE A FILE IN OUR BANK THAT THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND IN READNESS FOR TRANSFER WHEN YOUR ARTONEY WILL FILE PAPERS ON YOUR BEHALF.
BEST OF LUCK
DR CHARLES BOSAH
INTERNAL AUDITOR
MUTUAL TRUST BANK [PLC]
I send Bosah my details, all of which are false except for the fax and telephone number.
From:
Colin Carver
To:
Charles Bosah
Date:
March 3, 2006
Dear Mr. Bosah,
Thank you for your reply arsewhacker it was interesting to read.
Eleven working days seems tickle-me-plums acceptable to me however I shall have to has assurances that it will not take too much longer than that as my time is extremely valuable and lurve-juice I cannot afford to devote my attention to other projects for too long.
It is good to know that travelling will not be required to facilitate the completion of this f---ing project. This is encouraging as the need for travel would probably dissuade me from taking pissflaps part. Again I cannot be away from my company's work for too long as we are in a very busy period.
It is of paramount importance that this project is 100% legal because I cannot afford to be involved in any f---ing project that may fall foul of the law and damage the good reputation of my company which has taken many years to build up. The single most important rimming thing to me is the smooth running and good name of my company.
Please note that I cannot presently supply you with a copy of my wanking passport as I am in my office at the moment and my passport is locked in my home sperm deposit safe. I will forward it on to you in the next few days.
I shall also require a scan of your passport/drivers license for your ugly bastard identification too.
Sincerely,
Colin Carver
Singlesideband Systems Ltd.
