Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: February 25, 2013 at 04:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/osu-reviews-new-rock-cds.52121/
I'm in a musical mood today, so lets keep the good times rollin:
Coheed and Cambria
-
The Aftermath: Ascension and Descension
Release Date(s): 10/9/12 and 2/5/13 (see below*)
*The Aftermath
is a double album. The first half (Ascension) was released on 10/9/12, and the second half (Descension) was released on 2/5/13.
Let me get my bias out of the way before I even hit play on this album for the first time. I've always been very mixed on Coheed and Cambria. Some of their songs are very catchy and insightful, others are downright weird.
Here is an example of the weirdness I'm referring too. I did a quick Wikipedia search and here is the concept (all C&C albums have a concept, generally a weird one) for
The Aftermath
...
" The double album will tell the story of Sirius Amory, the namesake of the concept, as he explores the energy source holding together the Keywork (the 78 worlds in which the Amory Wars is set) and finds that it is in fact a horrible afterlife for departed souls.
[6]
The artwork for the book will be created by Heidi Taillefer and Nathan Spoor, and the book is expected to provide a "song-by-song" experience for the listener.
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"
Let me also get out of the way the fact that, I don't have the book, so I won't be able to comment on it.
So anywho... that's the weird part of Coheed and Cambria.
But... while their lyrics oftentimes tie into a super niche concept that only diehard fans would know, they also generally have enough of a general meaning to enjoy without knowing all of the "lore" (which I definitely do not know, outside of the Wikipedia paragraph above).
Disclaimer out of the way, onto the review:
I hit play and the first song "
The Hollow"
comes on. It initially sounds like a 10 year old playing a piano recital, followed by some very cheesy dialog where Sirius is talking to "The Mother", which sounds like a computer voice. Yes, this is definitely a warm welcome back to the weirdness that is Coheed and Cambria... I would expect nothing less out of them. It's an impossible song to rate because it's not really a song, it is just someone hitting a few keys on a piano that sets up the rest of the album.
The first "real" song is
Key Entity Extraction I: Domino the Destitude
it starts slow, but builds quickly into a very solid song with solid guitarwork and has a great flow throughout. The lyrics are kind of goofy, but basically tell the story of Domino, a boxer who seems to have turned to a life of crime and turned his back on the protagonist. The song is very well played, but then there is a goofy 45 second play-by-play of one of Domino's fights. Again, this is Coheed in a nutshell... they rely on gimmicks when gimmicks are completely unnecessary because they have the natural talent. On one hand it's frustrating because some of it is so off the wall that it makes you want to roll your eyes... on the other hand you have to respect them for not going to conventional route of trying to sell a billion records by playing the same formulaic bulls--- over and over.
I will not review every song individually, but a few standouts form the
Ascension
half were:
Mothers of Men
which is an excellent song with great lyrics, I personally think that it's right up there with Coheed's best work to date.
"Key Entity Extraction III: Vic the Butcher"
is another very solid song (minus a weird close that is again tied into the weird concept).
Really, goofy opening aside,
Ascension
might be Coheed and Cambria's best album yet. While the "concept" is lost on me, and I'm guessing it is lost on all but the most diehard of fans as well...it doesn't matter because a good majority of the songs, while also tying into the concept I'm sure, can also tie into everyday life as well. Just take out the intergalactic parts and you've got meaningful lyrics which are surrounded by great music.
I also have to praise the band for really honing it on this record. Past efforts from Coheed have kind of been all over the place at times (not in a good way).
While the band still experiments with different sounds and while there are some instances where they jump around a bit within songs, it's in a much more refined and polished way. The only two things from making me rank this higher are the facts that the CD is only 39:29 long, and 2 minutes are wasted on the opening track along with another 3-5 minutes wasted throughout opens/closes of songs that tie into that damn concept. That being said, I'd rather have 30-35 minutes of good/great music than 60 minutes of crap with 3 good songs mixed in. The other thing that lowers the score a bit is the abscene of a radio-friendly track that I could see a casual fan of the genre getting behind. Everything on the album (save for the open) is good, but nothing really stands out as absolutely great.
Overall: 7.5/10
Buy/Download/Sell:
Coheed fans should definitely buy. Others should download and give a listen. This is by far and away Coheeds most "accessible" album to date. You can jump into pretty much any song (save for the opener) and not feel like you just walked into a hipster bar where everyone is going to point and make fun of you for not understanding what is going on (which is kind of how you might have felt if you dove into the middle of other Coheed albums). Put this 30 minutes up against any other (non-greatest hits) 30 minutes from past Coheed records, and I think this might win... despite not having a signature track.
---
Descension
is the 2nd half of the concept, which I will review seperately since it was released so far off from the first half.
The first track is
Pretelethal
and it definitely picks up where the last track of the first half left off (
Subtraction).
It's a very slow song and is very "rock opera'ish" in scope. That's not necessarily a bad thing, as it really just goes to show the versatility of the band.
Standout tracks from the second half of the double-disc include:
The Hard Sell
and
Dark Side of Me
, both of which I could definitely see playing on mainstream radio. If you have never heard of Coheed, I would recommend you listen to those two songs as well as Welcome Home and A Flavor House Atlantic to see the band at their peak.
The song
Number City
is a huge letdown. It's extremely goofy and is basically everything that I hate about Coheed... they revert back to their gimmicky bulls--- and campy lyrics/beat and it makes no sense. There are trumpets mixed in with some squeely vocals and counting and all other kinds of theatrical garbage. It sounds very out of place for the album and while I'm sure that it in some way ties in with spaceships and aliens and entity retrievals and Siruis Armory... but... I don't get it. It is totally lost on me.
All in all
Descension
is much more hit and miss than
Ascension
, but, both albums are a step forward for Coheed when compared to prior efforts. There are some clunkers on the second half, but there are also two of Coheeds best songs (in my opinion) ever in
The Hard Sell
and
Dark Side of Me
.
Overall: 7.5/10
Overal Overall (both albums): 7.75/10
I know, you are saying how can two 7.5's equal a 7.75 overall? It's because put together this is a really good album... probably Coheed's best. It has a couple signature tracks on
Descension,
and
Ascension
is a solid listen from start to end. There are 2-3 clunkers, and some weird concept filler crap thrown in there that might put off some people... but if you can get past that, you've got a very good album.
I'll wrap this up by touching on the concept again. The concept was probably WAY more ambitious than necessary, but that is just kind of what Coheed does. I can't even comment on it because I have no freaking clue what the backstory is because I don't follow Coheed that closely. Personally, I think it's goofy and unnecessary and I think that Coheed would be 10x more popular and their music would quite frankly be better if they scraped the weird sci-fi concepts and just stuck to writing "normal" songs, but they are not me and they are going to do their own thing and more power to them for being able to go that route and still put together great music. I just think that they fall into the trap of the concept and have to put some s--- songs to fit the concept on records... where other bands wouldn't need to put those shitty efforts on.
In conclusion, I thought that as a whole the album was very good. As I said above,
Ascension
is a much smoother listen than
Descension
, but is also devoid of the signature tracks that the second half boasts. Seperately, each album has holes... put together, it's a very solid effort.
I know I said it before, but this is probably Coheed's best album to date.