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glad i did not reply with "i like wood"
... yeah i now what has to happen now, go ahead
... yeah i now what has to happen now, go ahead
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I HATE when this happens!
... now again 2 true pee stories.
I know the out of context thread is perfect for it and you have been waiting for it.
So my wife did a lot a cosplay and because i wanted to join her (she made insane costumes) i asked her to buy me a super cheap Deadpool costume.
It became something like this:
For very obvious but less visible reasons i called it "the shrimp"
We were driving for around 4 hours. No chance i could endure it with less than 2 pee breaks. But no gas station came.. so i had to be very patient.
... oh boy..
I was almost bursting and finally there was a toilet.
But.. the only stall was taken. So i had to use the urinal. I have a shy bladder, but being this full? No problem... i thought.
... 10 minutes later upper body free because of this stupd costume i already put on (GENIUS!) the stall finally opened and i jumped in there.
after 15 minutes back in the car my wife asked if it was that busy in there that i had to wait. xD
.. and this was not the most embarrassing deadpool jumpsuite pee story i have...
The WORST pee story is the following:
Again cosplayday we drove several hours and arrived at the location.
You guessed it, i needed to PEE!!!
But there was a traffic jam at the parking. For around 5 minutes we drove 2-3 meters. And i could already see the toilet.
So.. i jumped out (once again.. in my beautiful DP costume..yes lets call it DP costume, why not) and ran to the toilet.
This time, i happen to finish quickly, the pro that i am.
And when i came back outside.. i could not see a single car waiting anymore.
They were all gone!
I had no phone (that was obviously in my other DP costume..
) and was afraid, because i have the survival skills of a labrador. So.. i had to ask strangers if they let me text my wife. I .. could have also called her, but do you really think i know my wifes phone number? HA!
But i kinda knew her name.. so i tried to search for her account on Facebook. And before i could find her, she came rushing from the parking spot that was half a kilometer away in a fucking field xD
