Oz Dad Fights Off 'Lunatic Ninja' Kangaroo

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Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: March 10, 2009 at 02:32 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

An Australian man has fought off a 6ft, 90lbs kangaroo after it burst through his bedroom window and rampaged around his house, terrifying his young children.
The confused marsupial smashed its way into Beat Ettlin's home in the Canberra suburb of Garran.
The 42-year-old told Sky News Online: "I just saw this black thing. I thought it was a lunatic ninja, an intruder. It just fell on top of us on the bed. A couple of seconds later I realised it was a kangaroo."
As the creature began bouncing on their bed, Mr Ettlin's wife Verity tried to protect their nine-year-old daughter Beatrix who was also sleeping in their bed.
Verity, 39, told Sky News Online: "I just pulled the covers over our heads and screamed. It jumped on my shoulder, bounced across the bed and onto the bedside table. Can you imagine how close it was to my head?"[/b]
But when the kangaroo jumped into their 10-year-old son Leighton's bedroom, Mr Ettlin decided to take action.
"That was enough for me," he said, "I thought I have to do something about it. There is no way I can let him jump in there and hurt my son.
"When I got in there, it was against the wall by the window, trying to get out I think, so I just jumped on top of it. I got him in a headlock and pressed him to the ground.
"I had to push with my full body weight and I got him as low as I could. It was quite aggressive and tried to escape of course. I could feel how powerful it was.
"I had to open the door with one hand, pressing the kangaroo to the wall with the other hand. Finally, the door opened and I could actually release it.
"The whole thing only took about two and a half minutes, it was really quick. I could hear it breathing really heavily but otherwise there was just silence. It was a freaky moment."
The kangaroo left a trail of blood through the house and claw gouges in the wooden frame of the bed.
Mr Ettlin believes it was attracted by light on the bedroom window and cut itself on broken glass when it smashed its way through.
Verity said her Swiss-born husband is a hero: "I don't know many Australian men who would do the same thing. We all know kangaroos are very dangerous. But Beat knew there was a real threat to his son, his male instinct was to protect his family."
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Kangaroo-Attack-Man-Fights-Off-Marsupial-Bedroom-Intruder-In-Canberra-Australia/Article/200903215237629?f=vg
 
Originally posted by: the0n3
Date: March 10, 2009 at 09:32 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

This sort of thing happens too often...
 
Originally posted by: Phenom
Date: March 10, 2009 at 09:37 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

I love how her first thought was that it was a lunatic Ninja... WTF
i mean are there a lot of Lunatic Ninjas running around there? do Lunatic Ninja attacks happen on a daily basis? really a Lunatic Ninja?
 
Originally posted by: Gordon
Date: March 10, 2009 at 09:53 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

:lol:
I had the same though Phenom!
 
Originally posted by: Phenom
Date: March 10, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

My first thought would of been "Oh S**T something just crashed through my window, possibly a burglar"
 
Originally posted by: the0n3
Date: March 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

Phenom said:
I love how her first thought was that it was a lunatic Ninja... WTF
i mean are there a lot of Lunatic Ninjas running around there? do Lunatic Ninja attacks happen on a daily basis? really a Lunatic Ninja?
Click to expand...
 
Originally posted by: RawckOn
Date: March 10, 2009 at 03:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/oz-dad-fights-off-lunatic-ninja-kangaroo.11377/

I think somebody needs to put a video on youtube of how impossible it is for a 42 year old man to put a lunatic ninja in a headlock...
 
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