Peru Woman Throws Hubbys Mistress Off Of CLIFF!!
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I walked in on a girlfriend who I took with me to Europe. I paid for everything ...so I just left her in London with no money, no plane ticket home and 15 minutes to vacate the hostel room I had paid for. I was in Amsterdam 48 hours later.
Ran into her dad like 3 years later when I was visiting my family back home. We were both gassing up our cars. He sees me and says 'You owe me 2 grand for plane tickets!' So I told him what happened. I get a call a few hours later at Mom's place and it is her screaming at me for telling her dad...and I find out from her she is now a single mom and who the dad is unclear.. I laughed until she hung up.
Gnarcore said:
I walked in on a girlfriend who I took with me to Europe. I paid for everything ...so I just left her in London with no money, no plane ticket home and 15 minutes to vacate the hostel room I had paid for. I was in Amsterdam 48 hours later.
Ran into her dad like 3 years later when I was visiting my family back home. We were both gassing up our cars. He sees me and says 'You owe me 2 grand for plane tickets!' So I told him what happened. I get a call a few hours later at Mom's place and it is her screaming at me for telling her dad...and I find out from her she is now a single mom and who the dad is unclear.. I laughed until she hung up.
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YES.
gongabong said:
Whats that ? That thing you jus' said?
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Lizard Brain (amygdala) is the oldest part of the brain. it's what controls fight or flight, fear and anger. When certain situation occur and the lizard brain is turned on, people react without logic or reasoning.
TurdFurguson said:
Lizard Brain (amygdala) is the oldest part of the brain. it's what controls fight or flight, fear and anger. When certain situation occur and the lizard brain is turned on, people react without logic or reasoning.
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reptilian!
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Gnarcore said:
I walked in on a girlfriend who I took with me to Europe. I paid for everything ...so I just left her in London with no money, no plane ticket home and 15 minutes to vacate the hostel room I had paid for. I was in Amsterdam 48 hours later.
Ran into her dad like 3 years later when I was visiting my family back home. We were both gassing up our cars. He sees me and says 'You owe me 2 grand for plane tickets!' So I told him what happened. I get a call a few hours later at Mom's place and it is her screaming at me for telling her dad...and I find out from her she is now a single mom and who the dad is unclear.. I laughed until she hung up.
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Blimey!
So you're the bloke that bird was talkin about!
Btw,
Did her Da say ow li'l Nevile is doing?
A long time ago, before the first Mrs. Flound, I was living with this girl.
Anyway, long story short, I had left the apartment for a 2 week trip and about a hour away, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. Cursing, I drove back.
I heard the noises before opening the door, so it wasn't entirely unexpected, but when I went into the bathroom to let her know what I'd done, pressed up against the shower panel was her back/*** and some other guy's hands. I closed the door and got the rest of my s---.
Lucky for me I was a fairly transient guy. I had my gear packed and in the car in less than 15 minutes. All the while they're going at it in the bathroom.
Called the landlord and since it was a month-to-month, I only had to give 30 days notice. I told him what happened and he let me get away with getting out of the lease with 11 days notice. Stopped at the phone company, the power company and the cable company and cancelled all the services at the end of the month.
Then I went on my trip and actually got a job there, never returned back to my old place.
About a year later on a trip home to see the folks, I ran into her at a restaurant. She ran up to me, pretending to be all hysterically worried and then launched into me for being an insensitive a--hole, if I had any real feelings, blah, blah, blah....getting her thrown out on the street, yadda, yadda, yadda.
After she wound down a bit, "Don't you have anything to say for yourself?"
"Nope."
"Really? You're not even man enough to apologize for what you put me through?"
"Nah. I'll let the guy you were f---ing in the shower worry about your feelings, darlin'. I stopped caring at that point."
And I walked away...
I was cheated on once. I went ape sh!t via tossing all of his sh!t out of my house onto the front lawn (aka pebble). That's about as "psycho" as I've ever gone.
About a week later I bumped into the girl he was cheating on me with; you could tell she was preparing for a confrontation just by her body language. When I walked by in passing, I smiled at her, told her she could have my sloppy seconds (calmly), and winked. A little ghey, spontaneous action, but you know what? It felt good.
I was told they got married and within a year they divorced - he cheated on her and apparently she was a real nut case. LOL
princecharlestampon said:
I was cheated on once. I went ape sh!t via tossing all of his sh!t out of my house onto the front lawn (aka pebble). That's about as "psycho" as I've ever gone.
About a week later I bumped into the girl he was cheating on me with; you could tell she was preparing for a confrontation just by her body language. When I walked by in passing, I smiled at her, told her she could have my sloppy seconds (calmly), and winked. A little ghey, spontaneous action, but you know what? It felt good.
I was told they got married and within a year they divorced - he cheated on her and apparently she was a real nut case. LOL
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It's not really sloppy seconds if both people have had time to shower?
I got into this argument years back with a guy whoose ex-girlfirend I had started sleeping with.
It was a really weird arguement because I had slept with her back in high school (she transfered into our school as a junior my senior year), then I went to college, didn't see her for 6-7 years and we re-hooked up.
So I was like, "wait, whoose sloppy seconds are whoose... because I slept with her well before you slept with her, and now I'm sleeping with her again... am I getting my own sloppy thirds then?"
He didn't really have an answer.
The best part? The next girl he dated was another girl I had slept with in high school. He was so furious when we all met up for the first time because I just started laughing when he introducted her and he immediately knew what was going on.
osubuckeye4 said:
It's not really sloppy seconds if both people have had time to shower?
I got into this argument years back with a guy whoose ex-girlfirend I had started sleeping with.
It was a really weird arguement because I had slept with her back in high school (she transfered into our school as a junior my senior year), then I went to college, didn't see her for 6-7 years and we re-hooked up.
So I was like, "wait, whoose sloppy seconds are whoose... because I slept with her well before you slept with her, and now I'm sleeping with her again... am I getting my own sloppy thirds then?"
He didn't really have an answer.
The best part? The next girl he dated was another girl I had slept with in high school. He was so furious when we all met up for the first time because I just started laughing when he introducted her and he immediately knew what was going on.
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It is also isn't sloppy when it is a penis...because well.. you know....
osubuckeye4 said:
It's not really sloppy seconds if both people have had time to shower?
I got into this argument years back with a guy whoose ex-girlfirend I had started sleeping with.
It was a really weird arguement because I had slept with her back in high school (she transfered into our school as a junior my senior year), then I went to college, didn't see her for 6-7 years and we re-hooked up.
So I was like, "wait, whoose sloppy seconds are whoose... because I slept with her well before you slept with her, and now I'm sleeping with her again... am I getting my own sloppy thirds then?"
He didn't really have an answer.
The best part? The next girl he dated was another girl I had slept with in high school. He was so furious when we all met up for the first time because I just started laughing when he introducted her and he immediately knew what was going on.
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Lol
You were #1, so you're not sloppy anything
This is what I always thought "sloppy seconds" meant:
Man screws woman #1. Man then screws woman #2. Man is known as: "sloppy seconds".
CopperHeart said:
Why didn't the Peruvian woman toss the
husband
?
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You're seriously asking that?
Dude, she's a woman. She removes the rival, clearing the way to make the guy miserable for the rest of his life.....far crueler than tossing him off a cliff - she'd feel that he'd be getting off too easy.
Check with PCT, she'll say that's a question only a man would ask.