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[bconcrete]

It's shades of El Barto, I like it

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To be clear, this is more a corporate Rorschach test than anything.

I am doing nothing threatening, nor intimidating, nor otherwise anti-social, in any way, other than taking an extremely aggressive and fragrant shit in various bathrooms, flushing it (no low-flow in finance btw, one and done there), and then signing the work.

I cannot find a single corporate guideline that I'm violating by doing this. If someone feels threatened, it is solely the result of their imagination and insecurity.

 

[osubuckeye4]

To be clear, this is more a corporate Rorschach test than anything.

I am doing nothing threatening, nor intimidating, nor otherwise anti-social, in any way, other than taking an extremely aggressive and fragrant shit in various bathrooms, flushing it (no low-flow in finance btw, one and done there), and then signing the work.

I cannot find a single corporate guideline that I'm violating by doing this. If someone feels threatened, it is solely the result of their imagination and insecurity.

I wouldn't be worried about it from a HR standpoint. Absolute worst case, and this is probably a stretch, you get a, "come on man, you have to admit it's kind of weird? And if you want to get technical the toilet paper isn't free and people aren't gonna use squares that you defaced by writing on them. Could you please knock it off?"

I would be more 'concerned' (that's probably the wrong word) by someone catching on and you becoming known as the weirdo who takes smelly shits and signs the toilet paper with a mysterious alias.

If you're there to work and not to make friends and don't give a shit if everyone thinks you're a weirdo though? Eh, why not?

(I'm not saying you should stop, lol)

 

[PrinceVegeta]

 

[ABB]

I wouldn't be worried about it from a HR standpoint. Absolute worst case, and this is probably a stretch, you get a, "come on man, you have to admit it's kind of weird? And if you want to get technical the toilet paper isn't free and people aren't gonna use squares that you defaced by writing on them. Could you please knock it off?"

I would be more 'concerned' (that's probably the wrong word) by someone catching on and you becoming known as the weirdo who takes smelly shits and signs the toilet paper with a mysterious alias.

If you're there to work and not to make friends and don't give a shit if everyone thinks you're a weirdo though? Eh, why not?

(I'm not saying you should stop, lol)

I would use that square just before a prostate exam.

I so so so wanna hear the doctor ask, "Who's Joben?"