Poll: What Ethnicity was Jesus Christ?

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Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: November 13, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

I have always wondered about this one.
 
Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Or maybe he was a Baby, like in Talledega Nights!
 
Originally posted by: JonnyF
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Didn't exist.
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

The Jesus I know was puerto rican and stole hub caps from cars
 
Originally posted by: MMAddict710
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

I honostly think that he was Middle Eastern. If he did exist he probably came from the middle east, there's lots of stories about desserts and the red sea and sh*t so middle east makes the most sense to me.
 
Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

TurdFurguson said:
The Jesus I know was puerto rican and stole hub caps from cars
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they have puerto ricans in canada?
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

madictionary said:
TurdFurguson said:
The Jesus I know was puerto rican and stole hub caps from cars
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they have puerto ricans in canada?
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Yes. We also just recently got colour television.
 
Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: November 13, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

^^ no worries. Soon, we shall have universal health care down here.
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: November 14, 2012 at 12:53 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Totally a white dude. I've seen pictures of him at my grandma's house.
 
Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: November 14, 2012 at 01:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

lol, I used to throw ramen noodles at my grandma's mary holding wounded jesus mini-statue when I was a kid. Maybe that is why sometimes I feel cursed :?
 
Originally posted by: Brick
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Years ago on TV I saw a show building a "composite" of what Jesus might have looked like (assuming the existence of an actual historical, if not biblical, person) based on the ethnicity of people living in that area about that time, which was some version of Semitic.
A quick google search turned up the picture I was thinking of:
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:04 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Brick said:
Years ago on TV I saw a show building a "composite" of what Jesus might have looked like (assuming the existence of an actual historical, if not biblical, person) based on the ethnicity of people living in that area about that time, which was some version of Semitic.
A quick google search turned up the picture I was thinking of:
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That guy looks like a date rapist.
 
Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: November 14, 2012 at 09:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

JonnyF said:
Didn't exist.
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It's pretty established that someone named Jesus Christ lived and walked the Earth about 2000 years ago claiming he was the son of God, doing things that people in that era couldn't really explain. (TONS of written record from non-biased parties in that era).
Now, was he the son of God? It is completely fine to doubt, that because it's something that is 100% unproveable at this time.
 
Originally posted by: Sedulous
Date: November 14, 2012 at 09:20 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

osubuckeye4 said:
JonnyF said:
Didn't exist.
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It's pretty established that someone named Jesus Christ lived and walked the Earth about 2000 years ago claiming he was the son of God, doing things that people in that era couldn't really explain. (TONS of written record from non-biased parties in that era).
Now, was he the son of God? It is completely fine to doubt, that because it's something that is 100% unproveable at this time.
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+1 I'm little surprised at how few people actually know this.
 
Originally posted by: LnF
Date: November 14, 2012 at 09:28 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

He was Jewish. Does that count as "Middle Eastern" for the purposes of the pole?
 
Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: November 14, 2012 at 09:37 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

He was almost assuredly olive skinned. People indigenous to that part of the world are generally that color.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: November 14, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

madictionary said:
Or maybe he was a Baby, like in Talledega Nights!
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I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: November 14, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Gnarcore said:
That guy looks like a date rapist.
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Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: November 14, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/poll-what-ethnicity-was-jesus-christ.49257/

Sedulous said:
osubuckeye4 said:
JonnyF said:
Didn't exist.
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It's pretty established that someone named Jesus Christ lived and walked the Earth about 2000 years ago claiming he was the son of God, doing things that people in that era couldn't really explain. (TONS of written record from non-biased parties in that era).
Now, was he the son of God? It is completely fine to doubt, that because it's something that is 100% unproveable at this time.
Click to expand...
+1 I'm little surprised at how few people actually know this.
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Psh, organized religion has got you, man. You need to like, open your eyes.
 
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