Generally I have a group of co-workers who go with me to Moe's for Moe Monday (chips, burrito, drink for $6).
Well, one of the guys called off sick and another had to leave early to pick up his kid. The other people who occasionally go all backed out.
I was suddenly faced with a decision... do I go to Moe's by myself, or do I go down to our company cafeteria (and pay more money for worse quality food?).
Well, like a boss I went to Moe's by myself, sat at the table right next to the doorway and enjoyed my meal all by myself.
What other power moves have people on here pulled?
When I was like 7, my ole man wanted me to eat all my vegetables. He said I couldn't leave the table till I did. I sat at that MF till it was bedtime like 2 hours later.
Fight Genome said:
When I was like 7, my ole man wanted me to eat all my vegetables. He said I couldn't leave the table till I did. I sat at that MF till it was bedtime like 2 hours later.
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Hahahaha!
I did that with liver
Fight Genome said:
When I was like 7, my ole man wanted me to eat all my vegetables. He said I couldn't leave the table till I did. I sat at that MF till it was bedtime like 2 hours later.
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That is definitely a power move.
One of these days I'm going to build up the courage to go to a popular movie on opening night by myself. I've seen people doing it while I went with friends and I was instantly in awe of them.
osubuckeye4 said:
Generally I have a group of co-workers who go with me to Moe's for Moe Monday (chips, burrito, drink for $6).
Well, one of the guys called off sick and another had to leave early to pick up his kid. The other people who occasionally go all backed out.
I was suddenly faced with a decision... do I go to Moe's by myself, or do I go down to our company cafeteria (and pay more money for worse quality food?).
Well, like a boss I went to Moe's by myself, sat at the table right next to the doorway and enjoyed my meal all by myself.
What other power moves have people on here pulled?
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I did not know I was doing anything out of the ordinary when I used to do that.
I hooked up with a chick and then invited her to come hang out the next weekend hoping to get some more action. She came with her cousin, but she was flirting with a bunch of other guys. I kind of felt like she was treating me like a back up plan, so I hooked up with her cousin instead.
This one time, I went to Wendy's and my order total was $6.98 and I ended up paying $7 cash.
I told the overweight chick behind the register to keep the change. She said she couldn't do that, but I just walked away. I didn't even look back, I don't even know what she did with the 2 cents.
#powermove
kungfu_ghetto said:
So one time my gf told me "if you drink tonight, im sleeping on the couch"
I got shwasted and had the bed to myself
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Lol
severedhand said:
When I order fast food I ask for fries with no salt on them so I get them fresh & when I get to the window ask for those little salt packets.
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That is pretty baller. I didn't think you were allowed to get french fries without salt at fast food places.
It's like when I ask for them to go light on the ice with my drink. They think they are doing me a favor by only filling the cup up 60% of the way to the top with ice, instead of the usual 90% ice with a splash of what I ordered. Really though, I only wanted a few cubes of ice.
Thir13en said:
Ordered a cheeseburger... No cheese.
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Funny. When I was a kid we would go to DQ (dairy queen) and I would order a peanut buster parfait without the peanuts. It was basically a chocolate sundae, but the parfait cup was a lot bigger.
Sapper said:
I once went into a restroom and all the stalls were full, so I dropped a deuce in the sink. And then washed my hands in the other sink.
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Lmao, definitely beats sh!tting your' pants! I can't imagine what the other patrons thought when they went to wash their hands. I wasnt so fortunate one day at work, I was on a pick, about 40' high and got the urge something fierce and attempted to slide down the back of the pump jacks, needless to say I didn't make it to the BOB in time and shat myself, calmly told the boss I was going home, he was like why is that? I said I gotta rule, I sh!t my pants, I go home, kinda ruined my day. He didnt say much, except laughed and said see ya tomorrow then...
Thir13en said:
Ordered a cheeseburger... No cheese.
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I legit have a co-worker who does that every time we go out to a burger place.
I always ask him why he doesn't just order a hamburger and he says that if you order a plain hamburger, some places aparently still put a bunch of stuff on top of it. If you order a plain cheeseburger and say you only want the hamburger, bun, and ketchup... then they get it right.
Interesting guy.
Sapper said:
I once went into a restroom and all the stalls were full, so I dropped a deuce in the sink. And then washed my hands in the other sink.
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I really had to s--- once, and the mens restroom was occupied. I just went into the women's restroom.
Of course, when I left there was a woman standing outside giving me the stinkeye. I just said, "hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go".
