Pregnancy Scare!

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Originally posted by: cobra_punch
Date: February 20, 2011 at 04:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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GF was 10 days late on her "cycle". Finally Aunt Flo came to visit her today. I am so financially relieved..
 
Originally posted by: war811
Date: February 20, 2011 at 04:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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You should be more careful homie.
They invented condoms for a reason.
 
Originally posted by: filipino
Date: February 20, 2011 at 04:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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Your problem is clearly too much cobra, not enough falcon.
 
Originally posted by: 7time
Date: February 20, 2011 at 04:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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war811 said:
You should be more careful homie.
They invented condoms for a reason.
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+1.
When taking proper precautions, the chance for a "scare" is greatly limited. By greatly limited I mean next to zero.
 
Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: February 20, 2011 at 05:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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filipino said:
Your problem is clearly too much cobra, not enough falcon.
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Legit LOL. If I could I would rep ya
 
Originally posted by: cobra_punch
Date: February 20, 2011 at 05:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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Yeah, I'm gonna invest in a pack of condoms this week, lol.
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: February 20, 2011 at 05:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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filipino said:
Your problem is clearly too much cobra, not enough falcon.
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clever :lol:
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: February 20, 2011 at 05:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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cobra_punch said:
GF was 10 days late on her "cycle". Finally Aunt Flo came to visit her today. I am so financially relieved..
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good for you. i'm 25 and have my third kid due in a few weeks. now when i pull out i run all the away across the street to be safe.
 
Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: February 20, 2011 at 05:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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Don't hit it bareback if you ain't ready for the repercussions. Just sayin...
 
Originally posted by: war811
Date: February 20, 2011 at 05:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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sincitydc said:
cobra_punch said:
GF was 10 days late on her "cycle". Finally Aunt Flo came to visit her today. I am so financially relieved..
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good for you. i'm 25 and have my third kid due in a few weeks.
now when i pull out i run all the away across the street to be safe.
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Says the guy with almost three kids. :lol: jk
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: February 20, 2011 at 06:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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sincitydc said:
cobra_punch said:
GF was 10 days late on her "cycle". Finally Aunt Flo came to visit her today. I am so financially relieved..
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good for you. i'm 25 and have my third kid due in a few weeks. now when i pull out i run all the away across the street to be safe.
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3 by 25. I can't even imagine that.
I am 32 with no kids. My bank account loves it.
 
Originally posted by: cobra_punch
Date: February 20, 2011 at 08:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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I had my child at age 30. I had more money and way more women before that, while I was in my 20's. All that beer money is now going to child support. But I'm cool with it. I Definitely had my fair share of fun back then..
 
Originally posted by: 7time
Date: February 20, 2011 at 08:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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Wait, so you have a child your paying child support for and haven't realized how to prevent having another one? That's just crazy talk...
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: February 20, 2011 at 08:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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7time said:
Wait, so you have a child your paying child support for and haven't realized how to prevent having another one? That's just crazy talk...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: February 20, 2011 at 08:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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Stick to anal until you are ready for children.
 
Originally posted by: filipino
Date: February 20, 2011 at 08:51 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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rocklobster said:
Stick to anal until you are ready for children.
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that didn't work for Lindsay Lohan's parents.
 
Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: February 20, 2011 at 08:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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filipino said:
rocklobster said:
Stick to anal until you are ready for children.
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that didn't work for Lindsay Lohan's parents.
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OH SNAP!
Actually it did. Lindsay was an anal baby.
 
Originally posted by: cobra_punch
Date: February 20, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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7time said:
Wait, so you have a child your paying child support for and haven't realized how to prevent having another one? That's just crazy talk...
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Yeah I need to buy an inflatable girlfriend, that way I don't have to pay for dinner, and no one gets pregnant.
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: February 22, 2011 at 09:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/pregnancy-scare.35863/
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rocklobster said:
Stick to anal until you are ready for children.
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solid advice. and kids don't forget that she can't get pregnant in the mouth.
 
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