phoenix-mma said:
clockwerk said:
phoenix-mma said:
do you guys actually like ice fishing? It doesnt look very fun
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Ice fishing isn't about fishing, it's about drinking a lot of beer and cooking up fresh fish in an environment where there's zero chance your spouse will bother you.
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thats what a mancave or a backyard bbq is for! but here in arizona we wear flip flops and shorts, instead of freezing our f**king marbles off just to get some alone time
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Hey phoenix, my little brother works at a fast food joint and said i could use there super huge freezer room whenever i wanted. I was thinking you could come over and we could drink up some beer and cook some fish, your girl definitely wont bother you in there. Doesnt that sounds FUN? :roll:
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You know what we do? we wait til its f**kin august and about 115 degrees, then have a big barbeque which brings the outside temp up to about 140 (directly around the bbq) and then we call the boys over to drink beer. And women tend to b---- about the heat...so that keeps her out of the back yard. And after about 2 of these "honey, can you grab ____ a beer from the fridge?" they miraculously seem to find a need to leave the house until later that night. Thats how we roll....
RawckOn said:
phoenix-mma said:
clockwerk said:
Ice fishing isn't about fishing, it's about drinking a lot of beer and cooking up fresh fish in an environment where there's zero chance your spouse will bother you.
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thats what a mancave or a backyard bbq is for! but here in arizona we wear flip flops and shorts, instead of freezing our f**king marbles off just to get some alone time
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Hey phoenix, my little brother works at a fast food joint and said i could use there super huge freezer room whenever i wanted. I was thinking you could come over and we could drink up some beer and cook some fish, your girl definitely wont bother you in there. Doesnt that sounds FUN? :roll:
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...i f***in hate you guys sometimes, leave Canadians alone...
phoenix-mma said:
You know what we do? we wait til its f**kin august and about 115 degrees, then have a big barbeque which brings the outside temp up to about 140 (directly around the bbq) and then we call the boys over to drink beer. And women tend to b---- about the heat...so that keeps her out of the back yard. And after about 2 of these "honey, can you grab ____ a beer from the fridge?" they miraculously seem to find a need to leave the house until later that night. Thats how we roll....
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I think what we've learned here is that if us and you were superheroes, you'd be human torch and we'd be iceman, using the elements we have available to our best advantage.
"I told my wife i was running to autozone to pick up some parts"
"yeah, well i told my wife i was goin to buy some new tires....i wonder how it will take them to notice we're gone?"
"we probably have atleast 2 hours or so.....but i dont even have any bars on my cell phone so she cant get ahold of me anyway"
"ahhh.......the life"
Andre3000 said:
Chuck D hates Arizona. He even made a song about it.
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Yeah, well DMX loved Arizona enough to move here and start his dog fighting ring here.....and Young MC lives here too!!! F**K CHUCK D!!!
phoenix-mma said:
Andre3000 said:
Chuck D hates Arizona. He even made a song about it.
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Yeah, well DMX loved Arizona enough to move here and start his dog fighting ring here.....and Young MC lives here too!!! F**K CHUCK D!!!
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Andre3000 said:
phoenix-mma said:
Andre3000 said:
Chuck D hates Arizona. He even made a song about it.
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Yeah, well DMX loved Arizona enough to move here and start his dog fighting ring here.....and Young MC lives here too!!! F**K CHUCK D!!!
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DMX captured on speed camera going 110 mph in Scottsdale
DMX had a bad day....
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That looks like six bad days.
I feel bad for DMX. I think he has severe depression/drug addiction, and is possibly mentally ill. That incident where he tried to pose as an FBI agent was bizarre.
DMX: "Man, that wasn't me. Just because you think we all look alike. You guys are messed up."
Judge: "We have a picture of you smiling for the camera with a huge DMX on the windshield."
What's up with him advertising his name across the front of his windshield like that?
Is his ride that broke as to where he has to put his name on it to get people to look at it?
Or maybe he is afraid no one will recognize him?
Either way...it's dumb as hell.
Andre3000 said:
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That looks like six bad days.
I feel bad for DMX. I think he has severe depression/drug addiction, and is possibly mentally ill. That incident where he tried to pose as an FBI agent was bizarre.
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He had a pimped out house in Cave Creek (north Phx) and it was purchased for like $750k on like 4 acres. After he was arrested it was foreclosed on in November and its on the market for like $375k. When the ATF raided his house they found dog bones all over his back yard where he burried the "losers"
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Was DMX really pimpin' a dirt driveway?
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yeah, apparently the "landscaping" budget consisted of the wrong kind of grass..... :?
Sheriff Joe makes the inmated wear pink shirts, pink boxers and pink flip flops...and DMX went on the news bitching about how its "unfair" to have to wear pink. Well DONT get arrested then!! :lol:
http://www.azfamily.com/video/localnews-index.html?nvid=318416
(video of dmx house)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Look at that piece of sh_t he is rolling!
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I guarantee I won't see a funnier picture all week!
clockwerk said:
phoenix-mma said:
do you guys actually like ice fishing? It doesnt look very fun
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Ice fishing isn't about fishing, it's about drinking a lot of beer and cooking up fresh fish in an environment where there's zero chance your spouse will bother you.
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Yeah, she'll be indoors with her Mexican boytoy.
Rebuild said:
Question for Arizonans: Has Matt Leinart won any endorsement contracts for sitting on the bench?
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as a matter of fact YES...
