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Pai Mei

Pai Mei

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Against my better judgment, I tried the new Panda Express on Sunday afternoon. The manager was from Myanmar and I asked her if she knew Joshua Van. She said she did. The food was not too good. I don't think their chicken is real chicken. Where am I going with all this? It's an omen. Taira beats Van while I'm eating some real chicken.
 
Pai Mei said:
Against my better judgment, I tried the new Panda Express on Sunday afternoon. The manager was from Myanmar and I asked her if she knew Joshua Van. She said she did. The food was not too good. I don't think their chicken is real chicken. Where am I going with all this? It's an omen. Taira beats Van while I'm eating some real chicken.
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Go with the Bejing Beef. a plate, with 2 orders of that. with the noodles. add 1 packet of soy sauce and 1 packet of chili sauce to the noodles.
 
LoneCowboy said:
Flagged and reported for getting off the Van Train
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Dear New Member,
This is a warning. Racism will only be loosely tolerated. I've sent you a list of potential ethnicities that frequent this establishment. Everyone will be mostly allowed to participate. We are all kind of equal a little bit.
 
LoneCowboy said:
ya lost me
who?
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As Chief Moderator, I have the power to anoint others to Chief positions in other departments.

This shouldn't be hard to figure out. Maybe draw the curtains, sit in the dark, and think about this.

I won't just arbitrarily hand out the Chief Racist position without proof of the ability to conjure up noncritical thinking.
 
ABB said:
As Chief Moderator, I have the power to anoint others to Chief positions in other departments.

This shouldn't be hard to figure out. Maybe draw the curtains, sit in the dark, and think about this.

I won't just arbitrarily hand out the Chief Racist position without proof of the ability to conjure up noncritical thinking.
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no one said there would be any thinking involved
 
Pai Mei said:
I don't think their chicken is real chicken.
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I literally ate at a Mom & Pop Chinese restaurant in Squirrel Hill (A neighborhood in Pittsburgh) for 2 years that was my favorite place. One day walked up and the doors were locked and a HUGE yellow Department of Health placard on the door saying it was shut down. Article comes out in the Post Gazette that it was shut down for pigeon traps on the roof. Seems they were feeding them their rice and noodle scraps and then trapping them for use in their chicken lo mein.

Honestly, I have not had better lo mein since.
 
Ulf Murphy said:
I literally ate at a Mom & Pop Chinese restaurant in Squirrel Hill (A neighborhood in Pittsburgh) for 2 years that was my favorite place. One day walked up and the doors were locked and a HUGE yellow Department of Health placard on the door saying it was shut down. Article comes out in the Post Gazette that it was shut down for pigeon traps on the roof. Seems they were feeding them their rice and noodle scraps and then trapping them for use in their chicken lo mein.

Honestly, I have not had better lo mein since.
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I believe you and wouldn't even mind something like that. This was more like tofu. I suspect some kind of fillers.
 
Ulf Murphy said:
I literally ate at a Mom & Pop Chinese restaurant in Squirrel Hill (A neighborhood in Pittsburgh) for 2 years that was my favorite place. One day walked up and the doors were locked and a HUGE yellow Department of Health placard on the door saying it was shut down. Article comes out in the Post Gazette that it was shut down for pigeon traps on the roof. Seems they were feeding them their rice and noodle scraps and then trapping them for use in their chicken lo mein.

Honestly, I have not had better lo mein since.
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Pogeon is delocious, but how would anyone be fooled that its chicken, even covered in sauce?
 
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