Ronda Arouse-Me Sex Tips

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Originally posted by: DimMak
Date: November 03, 2015 at 06:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

Warrior Goddess, Ronda Rousey, reveals the secret to a perfect date, great sex and the puzzling age-old question "to lube or not to lube??"
Dear Ronda, what's the best thing to wear on a first date?
"Well, I'll tell you what you
shouldn't
wear, and that's really tight, skinny jeans. Not a fan. If they’re so tight that you have to stand up to put something in your pocket? They're too skinny. If it seems like it would be really difficult to get in them, that's not good. If you're trying to take your pants off, and they turn inside out in the process? They’re too skinny. I just like when a guy dresses for comfort, to be honest. If he takes longer to get ready than I do, that's a deal breaker."
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Dear Ronda: What is the sexiest date a guy can plan that's guaranteed to win her over? And while you're at it, what's the one present that no woman can resist?
"Seriously, if a guy had a pick-up truck and took me out to the Malibu mountains out here in L.A., that's the perfect date for me. Even if we just had a cooler full of cider beer and an air mattress. I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. As far as the best present, If a guy showed up at my door with some buffalo wings and cider beer, that’d be it for me. Because I have all the stuff that I want. Buffalo wings and cider is all I need."
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Dear Ronda: What is the one essential meal every guy should know how to make?
"I love waking up to Sunday morning pancakes. The whole process of making them, just out in the kitchen together making pancakes on a Sunday morning, that’s an experience every girl should have."
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Dear Ronda: What should a guy NEVER do in bed? What should a guy ALWAYS do in bed?
"For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing. That freaks me out. I don’t like it. It’s terrible. I have a thing about my teeth. Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already. What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready.
You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than you’re being lazy
...and you’re not taking your time"
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http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/...ronda-rousey-reveals-secret-great-sex-2015-11
 
Originally posted by: Rocksteady
Date: November 03, 2015 at 06:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

I hate you for making this a thread.
 
Originally posted by: Spidy
Date: November 03, 2015 at 06:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

DimMak said:
I agree. not too much forward-thinking on my end. I'd rather see it on the Junkie home page first *facepalm*
Anyway to delete thread @Thir13en @Brick @Jak @buffaloblue ...
Will delete this comment in a few minutes..
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Don't do it man. It ain't the worst one on the board. Haters gonna hate and scuz is scuz soooo....
 
Originally posted by: Reductio ad absurdum
Date: November 03, 2015 at 09:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

Didn't meisha say her vag stunk
 
Originally posted by: DimMak
Date: November 03, 2015 at 10:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

Nobody is in the mood for Sunday morning flapjacks with RR?
 
Originally posted by: diddy
Date: November 04, 2015 at 01:32 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2014/12/12/miesha-tate-ronda-rousey-stinks/
 
Originally posted by: diddy
Date: November 04, 2015 at 01:33 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

By the way Meisha is hella cool. And a better person than Ronda. And cuter.
 
Originally posted by: Spud
Date: November 04, 2015 at 04:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

Yet she hung up the phone when she was asked about her boyfriend on a media call.
 
Originally posted by: diddy
Date: November 04, 2015 at 10:40 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

Spud said:
Yet she hung up the phone when she was asked about her boyfriend on a media call.
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Like I said Meisha is cooler than RR.
 
Originally posted by: Reductio ad absurdum
Date: November 04, 2015 at 01:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

BadassCoffee said:
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Wow wee look at sloths boobies
 
Originally posted by: DimMak
Date: November 04, 2015 at 02:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

Reductio ad absurdum said:
Wow wee look at sloths boobies
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For real, I'm waiting to see some lactation. That dude needs gynecomastia surgery, STAT!
Anybody know who that is??
 
Originally posted by: Spidy
Date: November 04, 2015 at 04:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ronda-arouse-me-sex-tips.67678/

scuz said:
Nice work.
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Stop touching yourself.
 
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