Rules MMA Fighters Should Live By?

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ILoveBonobos
Date: November 14, 2012 at 07:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

1. Never, ever, ever try to beat your opponent at what he is best at.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: November 14, 2012 at 07:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Get a
P
ublic
R
elations team, when you can afford it.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MoJoJo
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

-Dont smoke crack
-Never use rubbing alcohol as lube.
Other than the above stated rules, I think everything else is fair game.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

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[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ILoveBonobos
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:38 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

MoJoJo said:
-Dont smoke crack
-Never use rubbing alcohol as lube.
Other than the above stated rules, I think everything else is fair game.
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Have you tried these things? Is that why you are warning against them? :lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Contender
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Don't drink and drive.
Cardio, cardio, cardio.
Don't be scared, homie.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ILoveBonobos
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Don't close your eyes and throw a punch!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: November 14, 2012 at 08:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Don't crash your monster truck with your face pictured on the side into a pregnant woman's car and then lead police on a car chase. But if you do and Dana and the Fertittas help you avoid jail time don't act like they never did anything for you....

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAddict710
Date: November 14, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Don't take ROIDS!
Don't get injured!
Don't turn down fights!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: mabrown45
Date: November 14, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Whatever your drug of choice is........learn how to pass a piss test.
Remember that you are actually an adult
Don't listen to MMA fans

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: November 15, 2012 at 12:21 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Complete 1 takedown in EVERY round. If you didn't get the takedown, assume that the judges gave the round to the other fighter. (frankie edgar failed to do it against Benderson 2. cung le did it perfectly vs. cote).

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Brick
Date: November 15, 2012 at 07:04 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Rape jokes will get you in trouble. Especially the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAFTM13
Date: November 15, 2012 at 07:38 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Dont Grapple f--- to a decision.
Don't hold the fence.
Don't use peds.
Don't bow down to the president of the UFC and accept a fight when you're WAY over weight and out of shape when one more loss and your jobs on the line.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: smartigan
Date: November 15, 2012 at 08:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Dont be a snob on twitter

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Spud
Date: November 15, 2012 at 08:51 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Don't care about what MMA fans say or think. Most of them are stupid.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: November 15, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Drink the first urine in the morning.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TheCanuck
Date: November 15, 2012 at 06:19 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

smartigan said:
Dont be a snob on twitter
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respond t every question and comment every fan makes on all forms of social media

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Bucho
Date: November 17, 2012 at 04:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

TheCanuck said:
smartigan said:
Dont be a snob on twitter
Click to expand...
respond t every question and comment every fan makes on all forms of social media
Click to expand...
:lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ResoluteProtector
Date: November 17, 2012 at 07:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

Don't fight civilians unless in defense of family or self.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: filipino
Date: November 17, 2012 at 09:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/rules-mma-fighters-should-live-by.49271/

A table is a great place to pound your fist when angry. The back of Patrick Cote's head is not.