ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/
The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."
According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.
Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
The hooker:
The idiot:
Does ShamWow work well with blood? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

How much did she cost?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gordon
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

:lol:
She obviously got dressed in a hurry! Her shirt is on backwards. :roll:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

And he obviously lost that fight!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Big_Boy
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

WTF!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: smcdonald5
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

This is hilarious :lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: March 27, 2009 at 08:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

I thought you're not supposed to kiss hookers anyway. Did we learn nothing from Pretty Woman?
Dude looks old as f**k in that mug shot!
Shame Wow!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fiji_Matt
Date: March 27, 2009 at 09:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

phoenix-mma said:
Shame Wow!
Click to expand...
Awesome wordplay.
The "pros" pick looks like two similar but different women.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

I don't know which is worse:
*getting arrested for beating up a hooker
*wearing a hospital gown in your mug shot
*being a grown *** man with a coat that has a furry collar

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BRAD
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

omg this is funny as hell
Sham Wow Bitches

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

BRAD said:
omg this is funny as hell
Sham Wow Bitches
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Of course, with the bitten tongue, it's more like...
Swan Wow Withes!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: March 28, 2009 at 01:20 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

Should used the SlapChop to defend himself!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Whizzer
Date: March 28, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

He couldn't use the Slap Chop, because the Slap Chop is actually an ancient Oriental groin strike against a nude male opponent.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Ace23
Date: March 28, 2009 at 02:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

LMAO. Man what a wierd set of events, he looks about 20 years older in his mug shot.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Cavediver
Date: March 28, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

phoenix-mma said:
I thought you're not supposed to kiss hookers anyway. Did we learn nothing from Pretty Woman?
Dude looks old as f**k in that mug shot!
Shame Wow!
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That was my first thougt also,I didn't think you were supposed to kiss hookers anyhow...But why would anyone do it? They may have just swallowed some salt water guppies from Joe Piscopo :shock:
LOL........The jail didn't provide a makeup artist

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: March 30, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

This is the hooker after the beatdown:
{sorry, NSFW, --mods}
Somehow I feel Billy Mays has been orchestrating this via his evil machinations.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: March 30, 2009 at 02:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

SPOILER____NSFW!!!!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: RearNakedSlam
Date: March 30, 2009 at 02:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

On a news site I read this on this morning had some hilarious comments:
"I wonder if she liked his nuts"
"You getting this camera guy?"
If you've seen his commercials, you will get why they are funny. If not, i'm sorry.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: March 30, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

phoenix-mma said:
SPOILER____NSFW!!!!
Click to expand...
Sorry, there was a STAR there... Here's a nicer one, I guess:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: The Green_Wombat
Date: March 30, 2009 at 02:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch.11988/

wow thats a little bit excessive no?
That shamwow dude is a f---ing dbag anyway.