Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: November 12, 2008 at 03:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/surefire-way-to-pick-up-girls.7344/
SafyreSchool said:
phoenix-mma said:
honestly it depends on the age of the girl...just like a fight you have to train to your opponents "strengths/weaknesses"...
so what are you up against? Lets take a look...
FEMALES
18-21yrs
- Easy prey. Very gullable & impressionable. If you've got a place to crash then you can land a "youngin". (throw in a 6pack of beer to close the deal)
21-25yrs
-What i call "retarded deer"...they just kind of roam around the bars/clubs aimlessly looking to be picked off! They often are shallow and require a good looking guy/nice body...on a side note..you could be a functioning retard and still land one as long as you look good. If you want a freebee, look for the wounded one trailing the herd and go in for the kill !
25-30yrs
-These are the tougher ones. You gotta bring their "A GAME". Cheap pick up lines wont work, and these girls usually require a bit more conversation. They are usually college educated and are looking for the "professional guy". Joe the plumber and construction workers need not apply. Make sure you got your edu- ba- cation. The upside of this group is that they usually travel in 3-4's...which means there is always an ugly on in the group with low self esteem. Pay her a compliment (hair, eyes, etc) and she'll leave footprints on your ceiling.
30-35yrs
-PROCEED WITH CAUTION! Let me repeat...BE CAREFUL. These girls are often very bitter and frustrated with the current dating scene. They will compare you to every ex that they have had...and usually require unrealistic expactations in a man. Wine tasting, hikes and movies for this group...beer and netflix wont cut it. Tend to be VERY CLINGY if you're laying the wood correctly.
35-40yrs
-Probably the best group to have if you can find a hot one. This is MILF territory. These women are either single by choice, or divorced and are only looking to play! At this age they either cant, or dont want kids.....sex with these women is like a Robbie Lawler fight....lots of bangin, and when its over you're probably laying on your back lookin up at the lights
40-45yrs
-Not really my forte....but if she's hot...play ball!
Strippers
-Ahhhh....the famous north american vertical pole technician. Alot of fun, but lots of baggage. Easy to land if you've got some game. Good sense of humor is good. Instead of the lapdances, opt for taking her out to Dennys afterwork and throw some charm at her. They will usually open up about how they are struggling for money, and their cell/cable/utilities are about to get shut off. If you've got some extra cash, pay her cell bill for her and she's your private toy for the next 30days. WEAR A RUBBER!!
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Bravo.
i'd like to add;
18-21yrs - Only go for these if you want a quick fling. having a car = instant booty.
21-25yrs - Offer to school them on culture. ask her if she wants to go to an opera or play and i gauruntee you'll get anal anytime.
25-30yrs - dude before me was right, this is the skeptical group. they've heard it all, seen it all and done it all before. you need to be an individual who is monstrously funny and entertaining all the time. Needless to say, I've had the least luck with this group thus far.
35-40yrs - they're desperate not to become crazy cat women, so if you've struck out with the best, try the rest. banging them is to bang half of the current town you live in. they're also probably on 10 different dating websites.
40-45yrs - wow, just pray you find someone before you have to consider this category.
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From my
"99 Things We Hate About American Women"
thread (originally from Flex online forums)
Written by "Cramer's rule"
Whilst not strictly a bodybuilding topic, it is something that affects the vast majority of posters, hence is justified in being addressed. What causes the woman to become fundamentally evil as she approaches mid-twenties? What causes the woman to become strictly money obsessed?
With women, as they become older, they look upon a *perspective* man in terms of what he can offer/provide exclusively on a financial basis. Yes, whether the man is a “nice guy” etc is a little important to them at the beginning, but the novelty soon evaporates as the $ sign rears its head.
Many of today’s relationships follow the familiar parabola: meet in a club, become more *acquainted,* with the parabola reaching its maximum point as a *relationship* develops. However, this maximum point is indeed a stationary point, as the parabola soon descends into her starting to show her true colors and no longer “laughing at everything that you say,” to beginning to question and pick holes in many aspects of the man’s day to day thoughts and activities. Her friends are often aware of her growing “doubts,” with the man being blissfully unaware of the rumbling and putting her new-found argumentative nature down to a certain “monthly cycles” and such like. The relationship then meets its maker as she decides that it is “not going anywhere,” which is more realistically read as “he hasn’t got enough money, he isn’t lashing me up with vacations and meals, he does not earn enough money,” IE, the almighty $ rears its womanly eyes.
The western woman of today’s society transcends to this $ state fairly rapidly. At around the age of 18-23 they are less $ orientated and are more interested in permanently marking themselves with excess alcohol and lower back tramp stamps. At ages 23-24 they are in the metamorphosis stage with the advent of becoming slightly older; their outlook becomes ever more calculated.
Much of the decline of the woman has arisen from the change in the economy over the years and the *rise* of the modern man. First, thirty years or so ago, women were happy to stay at home with their pots & pans, frocks and gossip, leaving the man’s work to the man. They would duly make themselves up when the man was due to arrive home from work. As the economy dictated otherwise, women had to enter the man’s world and strenght in number gave rise to the equal rights, woman vote etc.
The *modern day man* often does little to help the situation. He routinely puts women on a pedestal, says silly romantic and weak things to them, and buys her romantic cards. You end up with a world with women using their cunning, manipulating ways upon men that in general, just become walk over. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule. There will occasionally be a *real* man, as there will occasionally be a nice *sincere* woman. I am sure that I will again succumb to the pitfalls of the modern day relationship, but until then, the woman is purely for recreational purposes only. The sooner the man realizes that, the sooner that the woman will again respect him
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Phoenix_MMA
.. you answered swiftly.
