~We take you to the TEAM PWN NOOBS training center aka THE FIGHT FACTORY. The most talked about team in the JFC appears to be packing up for a road trip of some kind. A 62 foot luxury tour bus sits in the front of the facility. The team is almost ready to go when some horseplay ensues. HOPECRUSHER & PHENOM begin wrestling as CELTICWARRIOR grabs a referee’s whistle. ICANTHEAR watches the impromptu wrestling match and glances thru a MAXIM magazine. MrJAMES continues to bring out luggage from his custom Cadillac Escalade. While his team members seem to have just one or two pieces of luggage, MrJAMES throws his sixth piece aboard. Team captain WARWAND is accompanied by JFC WEEKLY reporter AL BANGER and camera man who will make the trip to JFC 8 with WARWAND and his band of misfits. ~
WW: So here we go Al, time to get these kids on the bus. HC! PHENOM! Cut the crap! You guys ready???
MJ: Hold on WAR, my BlackBerry’s going off.
WW: Another business call bro, that’s like the fifth one today! What the hell could be so important?
MJ: I gotta get that Will Smith money baby! Oh s---, it’s BAS RUTTEN. I’ll be on the bus.
WW: You better get focused on fighting SUPERSTAR!
MJ: Yeah yeah, oh nothing BAS, yeah I’m ready for that interview.
WW: This guy! You ready to bounce ICANTHEAR?
ICH: HUH? You say POUNCE? Am I ready to POUNCE? What am I a damn cat? ~ICH taps his hearing aid~
WW: No BOUNCE, like a ball, you know BOUNCE? Leave, go, vacate, exit?
ICH: Like this? ~ICH begins hopping up and down.~
~WW shakes his head and points on the bus. ICH smiles and tells WAR he was just kidding as he hops on the bus~
WW: You three rodeo clowns ready???
CW: Just a minute War, these guys are really getting after it. Ok fellas, I’ma call this a draw. It’s time to go.
HC: A draw??? bulls---, I had that fool C-DUB!
PHENOM: Yeah right, you ain’t have s--- boy!
HC: You better watch it before I blacken that left eye of yours up again!
~Just then PHENOM punches himself in the left eye! The two begin laughing…~
CW: You two are foolish!!!
WW: GET ON THE DAMN BUS BEFORE I LEAVE YOUR ASSES!!!
PHENOM: OK mom! We’re coming!
~The rest of TPN hops on the TPN tour bus and away they go~
~Inside the TPN tour bus we see PHENOM & HOPECRUSHER battling in an intense game of MADDEN 09. The game isn’t for sale yet, but somehow the TPN crew already has the hottest game of the year before it hits stores. CELTICWARRIOR watches footage of his last fight while ICANTHEAR takes advantage of the road trip to catch some shut eye. MrJAMES sits up in the front of the bus chatting away on his BlackBerry while logged onto his personal website on his laptop computer. His screensaver is him with a chokehold of the legendary Nick Havok from his last fight. WARWAND is in command and piloting the huge TPN Mobile Command Center along the highway. JFC WEEKLY reporter AL BANGER takes this opportunity to pick the brain of the renowned team captain~
~INTERVIEW TO FOLLOW SHORTLY~