THAT GUY! at work

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: February 22, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

Most of you work with other employees, some of you work by your self (Lucky bastards )
but every work place has " That Guy "
you know " that guy " who annoys the f--- outta you, that guy who always bums smokes from you every break. That guy who makes comments about the pics of your gf at your work place. That guy that every one you work with Hates.
Lets here about 'em
My " that guy " at my work isnt a guy at all. its a 53 year old woman who is starved for attention. every day she come up with a far fetched story to tell everyone so everyone will say " oooooo ahhhh poor you, or your so awesome "
so i made a video on Xtranormal.com for every one at my work to see who crazy she is.
and now i show it to you.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8216231/
cant embed it, its not youtube.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Oldwardog
Date: February 22, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

Easy our branch manager, he is the worst topper I have ever seen, or should I say attempted topper as he fails so often at it. The guy is a complete and total fake as well which is one thing I cannot stand, luckily he spends as much time as we can arrange out of the office.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: February 22, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

I have this dude at work that tells the most ridiculous stories fishing for sympathy. Sympathy junkies aggravate me something fierce. And he calls off twice a week. He is definitely that dude.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: frontstreet
Date: February 22, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

There's this one guy at my work that's such a douche.
He brags about his 60 year old POS car and it's parts.
On top of that he makes up dumb stories. Saying he once wrestled Steven Seagal and Alex Karelin to the ground with his bare hands because they made him upset.
And to top that off he also is a fan of PRIDE. I challenged him to a fight but he backed down like the little tool he is.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: February 22, 2011 at 01:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

there is no one here at my office like that...maybe I'm "THAT GUY!"

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: filipino
Date: February 22, 2011 at 01:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

junkie is my only work - so every single one of you muthas.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: February 22, 2011 at 03:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

frontstreet said:
There's this one guy at my work that's such a douche.
He brags about his 60 year old POS car and it's parts.
On top of that he makes up dumb stories. Saying he once wrestled Steven Seagal and Alex Karelin to the ground with his bare hands because they made him upset.
And to top that off he also is a fan of PRIDE. I challenged him to a fight but he backed down like the little tool he is.
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Ahahah there is a guy that i work with that is like that too
but he thinks he can rap and beat box
but he cant

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Aceo5
Date: February 22, 2011 at 03:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

My "that guy" actually car pools with me
So not only do I have to hear it at work I have to hear on my hour drive to and home from work...
His favorite lines are "Damn moose (my nickname), I'm so tired, I went to bed last night at 11... I had a fire department meeting, i worked on my truck yada yada yada... list goes on." I swear this guy sleeps 16 out of the 24 hours in a day. And yet he is still tired somehow, It's seriously annoying...
Plus he is also bad about saying he has been there done that... so don't worry you shouldn't try it cause he knows it all (this guy has experienced more in 30 years than most have in there whole life time... According to him). Once I had the bright idea, I think I’m going to get a motorcycle and was telling a few co-workers about it... He then tells me he has had 3 motorcycles wrecked them all (acting like a dumb*** on them, I'm sure) and that it would be best for me not to get one because he said so.
This is the same guy who doesn't think stuff through... Goes and buys a boat for 5k, sells it for 3k cause he is tired of it, buys a off road jeep for 7k, puts 3k into it and sells it for 5k, buys another boat, sells it... Then complains he never has money. You can't say or do anything he hasn't already done.
So now my co-workers and I just kind of egg him on and try to get him to admit to something off the wall and or just stump him all together.
Oh and his last g/f (or so he called her) of that he knew 2 weeks he took off one day at work to go mow her yard (and I’m not talking about the good mowing inside the house
) and she showed up at her house to find him mowing and she didnt even know he was coming by... I'm sure that wasn't weird for her. :lol: Needless to say it didn't last long

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: February 22, 2011 at 05:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

BaconBits said:
I have this dude at work that tells the most ridiculous stories fishing for sympathy. Sympathy junkies aggravate me something fierce. And he calls off twice a week. He is definitely that dude.
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Give him some drugs, he will soon feel better about his life.
TF - that was a funny video. I want to learn how to do that.
I must say that people that use work as a dump for their personal issues...have to be most annoying. They think everyone is listening to them cause they care and they don't realize that they are just listening cause they are STUCK!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: February 22, 2011 at 05:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

Tamara...... said:
BaconBits said:
I have this dude at work that tells the most ridiculous stories fishing for sympathy. Sympathy junkies aggravate me something fierce. And he calls off twice a week. He is definitely that dude.
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Give him some drugs, he will soon feel better about his life.
TF - that was a funny video. I want to learn how to do that.
I must say that people that use work as a dump for their personal issues...have to be most annoying. They think everyone is listening to them cause they care and they don't realize that they are just listening cause they are STUCK!
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Just go to xtranormal.com make an account
that where they make those new Gieco Commericail

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tgilb2007
Date: February 22, 2011 at 06:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

Two of them at my job:
Older women, guessing closer to 60? Just unwilling to learn her job, or even attempt to grasp things technology related, though she works for a technology company. Intervienes in conversations not related to her, and generally can annoy the piss out of me. If I am on the phone (I have one of those wireless headsets, but its obvious), she will still come over and start talking to me about an issue she is having.
Nice lady at times, but other times, she is rude as hell.
And another, a technician that sits near my desk. Pisses and whines when we do ANYTHING close to "fun", complains that we don't do enough work, and almost attempts at times to be as useless as possible. Impossible to deal with, but we have to work with him on a lot of projects. Generally a pain in the ***, but the dude does know his stuff, once you can actually get information from him. I swear, I could organize a meeting with Ghandi before I could get a meeting with him.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: February 22, 2011 at 06:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

Tamara...... said:
BaconBits said:
I have this dude at work that tells the most ridiculous stories fishing for sympathy. Sympathy junkies aggravate me something fierce. And he calls off twice a week. He is definitely that dude.
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Give him some drugs, he will soon feel better about his life.
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That's the thing. Dude pops Vicodin like it's candy all day at work. Drugs don't even help Mr. Debbie Downer.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: February 22, 2011 at 07:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

I have a guy at work that if he works the morning shift at my front desk I have to spend my first hour cleaning his mess as he is so unorganized. I am his direct superior and give him crap every time. My boss hired him off the street with no experience while we had resumes from 30 or so experienced people. Several being hot girls. Then without consulting myself or the other front desk manager he lays off a quality girl instead of the useless schmuck.
The other day my equal at work quit so I demanded a large raise and got it because if I quit they were up s--- creek.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: filipino
Date: February 22, 2011 at 07:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

First, nice play!
Does this guy have something on your boss?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: February 22, 2011 at 08:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

filipino said:
First, nice play!
Does this guy have something on your boss?
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Not whatsoever.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Oldwardog
Date: February 22, 2011 at 09:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

Tgilb2007 said:
Two of them at my job:
Older women, guessing closer to 60? Just unwilling to learn her job, or even attempt to grasp things technology related, though she works for a technology company. Intervienes in conversations not related to her, and generally can annoy the piss out of me. If I am on the phone (I have one of those wireless headsets, but its obvious), she will still come over and start talking to me about an issue she is having.
Nice lady at times, but other times, she is rude as hell.
And another, a technician that sits near my desk. Pisses and whines when we do ANYTHING close to "fun", complains that we don't do enough work, and almost attempts at times to be as useless as possible. Impossible to deal with, but we have to work with him on a lot of projects. Generally a pain in the ***, but the dude does know his stuff, once you can actually get information from him. I swear, I could organize a meeting with Ghandi before I could get a meeting with him.
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You now know who your next exec secratary and VP of Technology development will be. :lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: February 23, 2011 at 07:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

So the lady i was reffering to in my op is at it again.
i have a guy thats beside me around 28, Super Kind always smiling, very soft spoken and kinda shy.
anyway this crazy b---- is telling everyone in the office that he drove her home 1 night got her drunk and raped her.
this lady is in her 50's, and my buddy here is no way out of his mind to wanna touch that s--- with a 50 foot pole. He has a wife and 2 kids, and is very well off.
And this crazy b---- is trying to bring him down for some reason. he has no idea that she is saying thisstuff about him. i dont know how he would react if he did. i think i should tell him so he could charge her with slander.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: filipino
Date: February 23, 2011 at 07:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

TurdFurguson said:
So the lady i was reffering to in my op is at it again.
i have a guy thats beside me around 28, Super Kind always smiling, very soft spoken and kinda shy.
anyway this crazy b---- is telling everyone in the office that he drove her home 1 night got her drunk and raped her.
this lady is in her 50's, and my buddy here is no way out of his mind to wanna touch that s**t with a 50 foot pole. He has a wife and 2 kids, and is very well off.
And this crazy b---- is trying to bring him down for some reason. he has no idea that she is saying thisstuff about him. i dont know how he would react if he did. i think i should tell him so he could charge her with slander.
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I think you should tell him, 'cause I'd certainly wanna know. But, maybe that's a bad idea.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: war811
Date: February 23, 2011 at 07:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

TurdFurguson said:
So the lady i was reffering to in my op is at it again.
i have a guy thats beside me around 28, Super Kind always smiling, very soft spoken and kinda shy.
anyway this crazy b---- is telling everyone in the office that he drove her home 1 night got her drunk and raped her.
this lady is in her 50's, and my buddy here is no way out of his mind to wanna touch that s**t with a 50 foot pole. He has a wife and 2 kids, and is very well off.
And this crazy b---- is trying to bring him down for some reason. he has no idea that she is saying thisstuff about him. i dont know how he would react if he did. i think i should tell him so he could charge her with slander.
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Can't you sue somebody for making false allegations like that?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: toerag
Date: February 23, 2011 at 07:51 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/that-guy-at-work.35908/

^^^Yeah, you should definitely let him know before it gets too crazy. F*ck that for a joke, she could ruin his life with that sh*t.