Welcome to the Big Announcement. This announcement will change the JFF forever. From this point on, the JFF will be less lame and boring, and more Seawall-ish.
I have formed a new team named [edited, as not to offend delicate flowers who report posts in the JFF]. (TPDW, henceforth.) (henceforth means "from this point on", for you mouthbreathers, Gibbs.)
I can hear the cries of "who gives a s---" and "WTF? That's not a Big Announcement". STFU and let me explain.
This is not your regular run-of-the-mill boring circle-jerk JFF team, no sir. Those teams are like eating old lady p----. Boring stale grilled cheese, yo.
This is a "Shadow Team".
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WTF is a "Shadow Team", you ask? It's a group of handpicked JFF fighters all brought together under one banner. My banner. Not yours. Mine.
Every event, I will send my Shadow Warriors against another six fighters. We WILL kick your asses. My guys are loyal, brutal, and very [edited, as not to offend delicate flowers who report posts in the JFF] Mostly [edited, as not to offend delicate flowers who report posts in the JFF], not so much loyal and brutal. Actually, they probably drink tea in real life.
Anyway, on to the first TPDW member announcement. This man is [edited, as not to offend delicate flowers who report posts in the JFF], and has a [edited, as not to offend delicate flowers who report posts in the JFF].
Please welcome
[there is a roster freeze, you may not announce or recruit any team members, whether they did or didnt agree to be on your team- mods]
<fake clapping here>
Welcome to the team, Arc. Don't be [edited, as not to offend delicate flowers who report posts in the JFF]!