The GLBT Bible. "Queen James Version"

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Originally posted by: trubs
Date: December 22, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-glbt-bible-queen-james-version.50393/

Not a joke. The GLBT now have their very own Bible version.
disclaimer : Not all the views expressed in this video are necessarily those of my own. Just wondering what some of your thoughts were about this. Please keep it clean and respectful.
 
Originally posted by: mma_guru333
Date: December 23, 2012 at 02:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-glbt-bible-queen-james-version.50393/

Interesting. I didn't watch the video, but what's different about this version?
 
Originally posted by: Contender
Date: December 23, 2012 at 05:35 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-glbt-bible-queen-james-version.50393/

mma_guru333 said:
Interesting. I didn't watch the video, but what's different about this version?
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It says, "Thou shalt not stone people to death for buggery." The commandants now go all the way up to 11.
 
Originally posted by: Flound
Date: December 23, 2012 at 08:09 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-glbt-bible-queen-james-version.50393/

Bugger that...
 
Originally posted by: trubs
Date: December 23, 2012 at 08:35 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-glbt-bible-queen-james-version.50393/

mma_guru333 said:
Interesting. I didn't watch the video, but what's different about this version?
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I'm having a hard time finding an article with the text of every verse they changed. Here's what I got though:
“We edited the Bible to prevent homophobic interpretations,” the editors explain.
For instance, the passage regarding Lot’s rescue from Sodom and Gomorra (Genesis 19:5) has been changed as follows:
-- Original KJV: “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.”
-- Queen James Bible: “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and humiliate them.”
“We side with most Bible scholars who understand the story of Sodom and Gomorra to be about bullying strangers,” it states under “Editor’s Notes.”
“Rapes such as this one are common between men in prison; they aren’t sexual acts, they are power-dominating acts,” the editors said.
The editors also argue that Leviticus 18:22, which labels sexual relations between two men an “abomination,” would mean only “scandalous” in today’s world.
“The Hebrew word ‘to’evah’ from which abomination is translated simply means something that is ‘ritually unclean,’ or a ‘taboo,’” the editors write. “Given the definition of the Hebrew word … we suggest that by today’s standards, a biblical abomination would be understood to be ‘scandalous.’”
1 Corinthians 6:9, which states the “unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God,” has been changed from “Abusers of themselves with mankind” to “promiscuous.”
The remaining verses altered in the “QJB” are: Lev. 20:13, Romans 1:26 and 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10 and Jude 1:7. The book leaves the rest of the KJV unaltered.
The “Queen James” editors said they chose the King James Version (1611) as their basis not merely because it is the most well-known Bible in history, but because of their claim that King James I was a bisexual.
 
Originally posted by: mma_guru333
Date: December 24, 2012 at 12:11 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-glbt-bible-queen-james-version.50393/

troubleshooting said:
I'm having a hard time finding an article with the text of every verse they changed. Here's what I got though:
“We edited the Bible to prevent homophobic interpretations,” the editors explain.
For instance, the passage regarding Lot’s rescue from Sodom and Gomorra (Genesis 19:5) has been changed as follows:
-- Original KJV: “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.”
-- Queen James Bible: “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and humiliate them.”
“We side with most Bible scholars who understand the story of Sodom and Gomorra to be about bullying strangers,” it states under “Editor’s Notes.”
“Rapes such as this one are common between men in prison; they aren’t sexual acts, they are power-dominating acts,” the editors said.
The editors also argue that Leviticus 18:22, which labels sexual relations between two men an “abomination,” would mean only “scandalous” in today’s world.
“The Hebrew word ‘to’evah’ from which abomination is translated simply means something that is ‘ritually unclean,’ or a ‘taboo,’” the editors write. “Given the definition of the Hebrew word … we suggest that by today’s standards, a biblical abomination would be understood to be ‘scandalous.’”
1 Corinthians 6:9, which states the “unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God,” has been changed from “Abusers of themselves with mankind” to “promiscuous.”
The remaining verses altered in the “QJB” are: Lev. 20:13, Romans 1:26 and 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10 and Jude 1:7. The book leaves the rest of the KJV unaltered.
The “Queen James” editors said they chose the King James Version (1611) as their basis not merely because it is the most well-known Bible in history, but because of their claim that King James I was a bisexual.
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Thanks for looking that all up. Saved me some time
 
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