The Pit: Midwesthammerfest

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Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: December 23, 2010 at 02:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

alright so only one person PM'd me, but he pm'd me twice. that man is midwesthammerfest, who pm'd both first AND second.
The (YAMMA) Pit:
Experiencing a crisis of self, an MMA fighter leaves his gym and travels the globe. A stranger in a strange land, he comes across a quaint and remote training facility, where the air is clean, and the people are friendly, well rounded and helpful. The man feels a strange sense of belonging, like he's searched for this place all his life despite never knowing it existed. After only a short glimpse of what the gym has to offer, he quickly decides this will be his new training centre.
The fighter is welcomed by the head trainer, and given a tour. As the head trainer walks him around, he weaves a rich story about each piece of equipment, and each fighter from the gym, past and present. Finally, the head trainer concludes the tour at an immense pit, located in the center of gym. The head trainer smiles, and says "This pit is by far the most special part of this gym. We purchased it from YAMMA after they stopped using it. In fact, I'd say that it's power, which came from the dying souls and melting brains of the spectators, is the reason you were drawn to this place. On any day of the week except for Wednesday, you can come to The Pit, shout any question you'd like down it, and receive an answer to your question."
Full of a mixture of skepticism and wonderment, the fighter asks the head trainer "Why any day but Wednesday?" The head trainer beams a radiant smile as a voice booms from the bottom of The Pit: "Because on Wednesday it's your turn to be in The Pit!"
The Rules:
This is like "The Well" threads from the OT, except the questions should be fantasy fighting or MMA related. Thats not to say that the person in "The Pit" won't answer any other questions that are not FF or MMA related, but they don't have to. Serious, funny, off the wall, ridiculous, anything is game (as long as it doesn't break the rules of the site). You may not like the answer you receive. And the answer doesn't have to be direct, or correct, or accurate -- for example, "That's none of your business" is a perfectly acceptable answer. However, being as forthcoming and as engaging as possible is what makes "The Well" from the OT so great, so we want the same for "The Pit".
Only one person in "The Pit" at a time.
This means no one answers questions in "The Pit" thread except the person in "The Pit".
This also means that only one "The (YAMMA) Pit" thread will be allowed to be active at any one time.
The current occupant of "The Pit" gets to choose the next occupant.
However, being in "The Pit" is voluntary. If you'd like to volunteer, you can PM the person in "The Pit" to ask to be nominated (best not to post volunteers in "The Pit" thread, save the thread for questions and answers), or the person in "The Pit" can PM you to see if you will agree to take a turn. Peer pressure is allowed and encouraged but no one can force you in to "The Pit".
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: December 23, 2010 at 02:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

mine is currently the most viewed Pit since the thing started. will i ever be eclipsed?
 
Originally posted by: Gibbs
Date: December 23, 2010 at 02:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

who do you want in the pit after your stint
 
Originally posted by: AnarchyElbows
Date: December 23, 2010 at 02:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Why are you such a little cry baby?
 
Originally posted by: DanielsanFTW
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

How old are you?
Have you ever touched a girl(a real one)?
 
Originally posted by: Gordon
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

WHy are you a team w----?
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

when you asked me to be in the pit, did you NOT think you were gonna get these kinds of questions?
when i was 16, i do'nt think i could have handled this many people being mean to me. can you?
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

grapplethis said:
mine is currently the most viewed Pit since the thing started. will i ever be eclipsed?
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every great mark gets topped at some point
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Gibbs101 said:
who do you want in the pit after your stint
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whoever pms me I guess
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

DanielsanFTW said:
How old are you?
Have you ever touched a girl(a real one)?
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16 yrs old
Yes I have touched a girl :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Gordon said:
WHy are you a team w----?
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Been with my team for like 4 or 5 months now
I don't expect to be called that for much longer
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

AnarchyElbows said:
Why are you such a little cry baby?
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Well, when I was joking with you in combat chat you got defensive and started swearing @ me then said I was immature
maybe you are the crybaby
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

grapplethis said:
when you asked me to be in the pit, did you NOT think you were gonna get these kinds of questions?
when i was 16, i do'nt think i could have handled this many people being mean to me. can you?
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I knew I was going to be asked these questions.....I kind of like it actually
A thing you learn when you have an older brother and when you are in these forums is to be able to dish it out and take it @ the same time
I think I can take it
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Now that you have repaid your debt to me and have been forgiven what are your fantasy fighting plans?
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Meatmallet said:
Now that you have repaid your debt to me and have been forgiven what are your fantasy fighting plans?
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When you say repay the debt, do you mean giving you the hacked porn account?
I plan to become a champ in some league
I am arguably one of the best guys on this site who has never won a title
Been soo close too many times to not win one ever
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

MidwestHammerfest said:
Meatmallet said:
Now that you have repaid your debt to me and have been forgiven what are your fantasy fighting plans?
Click to expand...
When you say repay the debt, do you mean giving you the hacked porn account?
I plan to become a champ in some league
I am arguably one of the best guys on this site who has never won a title
Been soo close too many times to not win one ever
Click to expand...
Yes. I am actually watching porn right now. Thanks.
I see you are 4-0 in the other league which must remain nameless. Will you be involved in season 3?
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Meatmallet said:
MidwestHammerfest said:
Meatmallet said:
Now that you have repaid your debt to me and have been forgiven what are your fantasy fighting plans?
Click to expand...
When you say repay the debt, do you mean giving you the hacked porn account?
I plan to become a champ in some league
I am arguably one of the best guys on this site who has never won a title
Been soo close too many times to not win one ever
Click to expand...
Yes. I am actually watching porn right now. Thanks.
I see you are 4-0 in the other league which must remain nameless. Will you be involved in season 3?
Click to expand...
Unless I am missing something I have no idea what you are talking about
 
Originally posted by: Gordon
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

MidwestHammerfest said:
Meatmallet said:
Now that you have repaid your debt to me and have been forgiven what are your fantasy fighting plans?
Click to expand...
When you say repay the debt, do you mean giving you the hacked porn account?
I plan to become a champ in some league
I am arguably one of the best guys on this site who has never won a title
Been soo close too many times to not win one ever
Click to expand...
Why are you asking questions in your own Pit? None of us can answer that, technically, so do you intend to answer your own question?
How did it feel getting your *** kicked by me at the last JFC?
 
Originally posted by: destruction90
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

Gordon said:
MidwestHammerfest said:
Meatmallet said:
Now that you have repaid your debt to me and have been forgiven what are your fantasy fighting plans?
Click to expand...
When you say repay the debt, do you mean giving you the hacked porn account?
I plan to become a champ in some league
I am arguably one of the best guys on this site who has never won a title
Been soo close too many times to not win one ever
Click to expand...
Why are you asking questions in your own Pit? None of us can answer that, technically, so do you intend to answer your own question?
How did it feel getting your *** kicked by me at the last JFC?
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Read and you would know that meatmallet answered it perfectly fine
I'm in a drought so it wasn't surprising...but to answer the question, it felt amazing
 
Originally posted by: BadassCoffee
Date: December 23, 2010 at 03:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-midwesthammerfest.33586/

How come you have given meatmallet hacked porn accounts but not me?
Any sites with redneck bbw's on trampolines?
 
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