The Pit (well) - MeatMallet

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Originally posted by: srdafish
Date: October 28, 2010 at 04:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

The (YAMMA) Pit:
Experiencing a crisis of self, an MMA fighter leaves his gym and travels the globe. A stranger in a strange land, he comes across a quaint and remote training facility, where the air is clean, and the people are friendly, well rounded and helpful. The man feels a strange sense of belonging, like he's searched for this place all his life despite never knowing it existed. After only a short glimpse of what the gym has to offer, he quickly decides this will be his new training centre.
The fighter is welcomed by the head trainer, and given a tour. As the head trainer walks him around, he weaves a rich story about each piece of equipment, and each fighter from the gym, past and present. Finally, the head trainer concludes the tour at an immense pit, located in the center of gym. The head trainer smiles, and says "This pit is by far the most special part of this gym. We purchased it from YAMMA after they stopped using it. In fact, I'd say that it's power, which came from the dying souls and melting brains of the spectators, is the reason you were drawn to this place. On any day of the week except for Wednesday, you can come to The Pit, shout any question you'd like down it, and receive an answer to your question."
Full of a mixture of skepticism and wonderment, the fighter asks the head trainer "Why any day but Wednesday?" The head trainer beams a radiant smile as a voice booms from the bottom of The Pit: "Because on Wednesday it's your turn to be in The Pit!"
The Rules:
This is like "The Well" threads from the OT, except the questions should be fantasy fighting or MMA related. Thats not to say that the person in "The Pit" won't answer any other questions that are not FF or MMA related, but they don't have to. Serious, funny, off the wall, ridiculous, anything is game (as long as it doesn't break the rules of the site). You may not like the answer you receive. And the answer doesn't have to be direct, or correct, or accurate -- for example, "That's none of your business" is a perfectly acceptable answer. However, being as forthcoming and as engaging as possible is what makes "The Well" from the OT so great, so we want the same for "The Pit".
Only one person in "The Pit" at a time.
This means no one answers questions in "The Pit" thread except the person in "The Pit".
This also means that only one "The (YAMMA) Pit" thread will be allowed to be active at any one time.
The current occupant of "The Pit" gets to choose the next occupant.
However, being in "The Pit" is voluntary. If you'd like to volunteer, you can PM the person in "The Pit" to ask to be nominated (best not to post volunteers in "The Pit" thread, save the thread for questions and answers), or the person in "The Pit" can PM you to see if you will agree to take a turn. Peer pressure is allowed and encouraged but no one can force you in to "The Pit".
 
Originally posted by: MikeyHatTrick
Date: October 28, 2010 at 04:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

how did you get/choose your name?
 
Originally posted by: Gordon
Date: October 28, 2010 at 05:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

WTF are you doing in here?
Best beer?
Why do you and Buffalostalin constantly argue like little girls and yet team together?
 
Originally posted by: 7time
Date: October 28, 2010 at 06:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Whats on the menu ?
Where would you rank your Beastie Boy thread in Junkie History ?
 
Originally posted by: Gibbs
Date: October 28, 2010 at 07:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Who is the most annoying poster on any site?
 
Originally posted by: justjustin
Date: October 28, 2010 at 08:05 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

What does BB taste like?
WTF are you doing?
I'm probably gonna have the worst questions, yes?
Why am I on junkie I only really post in OT?
This well/pit is already awesome and you haven't answered s---, is it 7time's fault?
 
Originally posted by: buffaloblue
Date: October 28, 2010 at 08:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

How did it feel when Wilson Gouvviea crumbled down and was finished by Alan Belcher?
 
Originally posted by: justjustin
Date: October 28, 2010 at 09:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

If you could delete Gibbs101 would you?
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

MikeyHatTrick said:
how did you get/choose your name?
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From banging chicks.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Gordon said:
WTF are you doing in here?
Best beer?
Why do you and Buffalostalin constantly argue like little girls and yet team together?
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I have no clue. Waiting to get trolled?
Single beer I dont know. How about a few of the greatest?
HopSlam Ale by Bells
St. Bernardus Tripel
Trappistes Rochefort 10
I didnt know we were on a team together. Personally I cant stand the guy.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:18 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

7time said:
Whats on the menu ?
Where would you rank your Beastie Boy thread in Junkie History ?
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Tonight? Probably a ribeye. Right now a pop tart. Strawberry cause thats how I roll.
I doubt most of these noobs have even seen that thread. I did it one day when I heard the song and I was bored.
It took me over 5 minutes so I started getting irritated that I was actually "working" at the internet so I left out quite a bit. It could have been better were it not for my laziness. I was probably drunk too.
That is the best Beasties song ever too.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Gibbs101 said:
Who is the most annoying poster on any site?
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On any site? There is no way I would even speak his name.
If he found out he would unleash hell upon not only me but everything and everyone associated with me and this forum.
But just here on the Junkie I will say everyone who posts on the General MMA page.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

justjustin said:
What does BB taste like?
WTF are you doing?
I'm probably gonna have the worst questions, yes?
Why am I on junkie I only really post in OT?
This well/pit is already awesome and you haven't answered s**t, is it 7time's fault?
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Ketchup, molasses, corn starch, motor oil, and a spring day.
Still waiting to get trolled.
Because all trolls are always heavy OT posters. Its the easiest way to spot a troll. If you go straight to the OT and post there before you post anywhere chances are you are a troll.
I actually forgot to check and see if Fish started this. Who is 7time?
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

buffaloblue said:
How did it feel when Wilson Gouvviea crumbled down and was finished by Alan Belcher?
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I was f---ing floored. He was my 8 lock at UFC 107.
I will admit that you screaming at me at the top of your lungs in front of all of those people was some of the funniest stuff I have ever been involved in.
 
Originally posted by: BigBadBre
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Is ribeye the best steak cut to you? I always found it too soft.
Where are you ancestors from?
What's a good non-fiction book? Recently and of all time?
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

justjustin said:
If you could delete Gibbs101 would you?
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No. I like Gibbs. He has really turned it around here lately.
People keep giving him s--- but I think he is on his way.
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

BigBadBre said:
Is ribeye the best steak cut to you? I always found it too soft.
Where are you ancestors from?
What's a good non-fiction book? Recently and of all time?
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Thats what I love about it. Take a New Your strip for instance. I find them to be tough as hell usually. I love the way the fat on a ribeye falls apart in your mouth if it is cooked right.
Sweeden and England.
Hmmm I like the Davinci Code. I also read a lot of John Grisham. Im not too into fiction.
 
Originally posted by: Tai_Mai_Shu
Date: October 29, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Your location says "being oppressed by the man". Who is the "man"?
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: October 29, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Tai_Mai_Shu said:
Your location says "being oppressed by the man". Who is the "man"?
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I have been meaning to change it.
The man is the individual of individuals who are responsible for attempting to stifle my freedom.
 
Originally posted by: justjustin
Date: October 29, 2010 at 01:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-pit-well-meatmallet.31808/

Am I even a good troll?
Should I just sign out of junkie and never come back?
 
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