Rhino78
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Don't get crazy, Bobby Boucher is his best performance.
The Recasting Game
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Bricks Fault
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He'd need to bulk significantly which would be interesting
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Gosling would have been capable imo
Mads Mikkleson could chew that roll up.
I think this guy can give you that performance.
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Where it really gets fun is figuring out who you're going to replace them with in the movies you would have to pull them off of to put them in these gosling wouldn't have been able to do the notebook and Cage wouldn't have been able to do
Face off or Con-Air
Rhino78
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Really?
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Also why has Malkovich never been a bond villain?
Nailed what?
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He's gotta be fukn around.
I would fire you as a producer or casting director if you seriously wanted me to cast Tom Hanks as Batman.
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I wish they'd stop ruining Masters of the universe and do it based off of the old little books that came with the characters that is the real story and is much more Conan like and sword& sorcery kind of stuff than it is Hanna Barbara.
Break out the green screen and do it like Zack Snyder did 300 and it would be badass.
Break out the green screen and do it like Zack Snyder did 300 and it would be badass.
Rhino78
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A nazi in the face.
Bricks Fault
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Its weird that people keep putting time into the equation....
Bricks Fault
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I reckon. Donnie's thing was killing Nazis with a baseball bat. Sandler doesn't have the frame to suggest he could kill a man with a baseball bat and I can't imagine how a bulked up Sandler would carry himself. I'd be down to see what would come of it
Rhino78
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The bat does the heavy lifting though. A 15yr old can bludgeon a man to death with a bat. Plus, guys in 40s weren't massive.
Rhino78
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BTW...who the fook is this?
Who did you used to be?
Bricks Fault
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I guess with a bunch of nails in it maybe, nickname like bear and a bat as wwaponof choice sells me on a brute though
Bricks Fault
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Your dad till I went out for cigarettes
Rhino78
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My dad went to jail for 5 years, attempted murder...True story. He died of a heart attack 8 years ago...he would've been 87 last week.
Rhino78
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Bear Jew...no offense, but 1940s jew was not a hulking figure. Adam Sandler would've killed it. I don't doubt Tarantino.
Bricks Fault
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Jesus, its not a documentary
You introduce me to this guy and say, thats Donnie, we call him Bear and I think yeah, that tracks
This guy, not so much
I don't doubt Tarantino woulds done something different and I'd love to see it but casting him f9r the role we got I don't see working
ABB
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I would be pissed if I were youJesus, its not a documentary
You introduce me to this guy and say, thats Donnie, we call him Bear and I think yeah, that tracks
This guy, not so much
I don't doubt Tarantino woulds done something different and I'd love to see it but casting him f9r the role we got I don't see working
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Bear Jew