The Well - Maximumpain

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Experiencing a crisis of self, a man leaves his home behind and travels the big blue-green ball. A stranger in a strange land, he comes across a quaint and remote village, where the air is clean, the wifi connectivity is surprisingly good and the people are friendly and helpful. The man feels a strange sense of belonging, like he's searched for this place all his life despite never knowing it existed. After only a short glimpse of what the town has to offer, he quickly decides this will be his new home.
The man is welcomed by the village Elder, and given a tour. As the Elder walks him around, he weaves a rich story about each building, each inhabitant, past and present. Finally, the Elder concludes the tour at an immense stone Well, located in the center of town. The Elder smiles, and says "This well is by far the most special part of this village. In fact, I'd say that it's power is the reason you were drawn to this place. On any day of the week except for Wednesday, you can come to The Well, shout any question you'd like down it, and receive an answer to your question."
Full of a mixture of skepticism and wonderment, the man asks the Elder "Why any day but Wednesday?" The elder beams a radiant smile as a voice booms from the bottom of The Well: "Because on Wednesday it's your turn to be in The Well!"
The Rules:
Ask any question down the Well and receive an answer
Serious, funny, off the wall, ridiculous, anything is game (as long as it doesn't break the rules of the site). You may not like the answer you receive. And the answer doesn't have to be direct, or correct, or accurate -- for example, "That's none of your business" is a perfectly acceptable answer. However, being as forthcoming and as engaging as possible is what makes The Well great.
Only one person in The Well at a time.
This means no one answers questions in The Well thread except the person in The Well.
This also means that only one The Well thread will be allowed to be active at any one time.
The current occupant of The Well gets to choose the next occupant.
However, being in The Well is voluntary. If you'd like to volunteer, you can PM the person in The Well to ask to be nominated (best not to post volunteers in The Well thread, save the thread for questions and answers), or the person in The Well can PM you to see if you will agree to take a turn. Peer pressure is allowed and encouraged but no one can force you in to The Well.
Previous inhabitants of The Well:
Performify- 6/15/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=14508
BuffaloBlue - 6/24/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=14755
Meatmallet - 6/29/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=14904
Iceman22 - 7/06/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=15053
OSUBuckeye4 - 7/10/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=15152
Ufcfreek85 - 7/17/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=15451
CopperHeart - 7-28/09 - http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=15838
ThunderCat- 8/3/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16058
Bigskinny22-8/20/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16461
Showdown-8/25/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16755&start=0
MCM-9/1/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16933
Roclawzi-9/1/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17220
grapplethis-9/8/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17409
Tai_Mai_Shu - 9/14/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17596
Christina - 9/18/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17732
Seawalls_Wife - 9/24/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17933
FURY187- 10/3/09 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=18024
Brick - 9/18/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=30468
BigBadBre - 9/22/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=30588
ResoluteProtector - 9/30/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=30854&st=0&sk=t&sd=a
JustJustin 10/7/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31048
Thir13en 10/12/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31253
Wolf 10/20/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31473
Tgilb2007 10/27/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31743
war811- 11/3/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=32000
roorippin - 11/9/10 http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=32213
Oh well, here goes.
Please don't leave me down here alone. I'm afraid of the dark. :?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Why did Seawall delete his post before I could respond?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Maximumpain said:
Why did Seawall delete his post before I could respond?
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I don't know. He must be terribly disturbed.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: November 17, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

What do you smell like?
Where is the lid to my crock pot?
Am I going to have to smack a kid down today?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: November 17, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Where has Scotty gone too?
What color socks you wearing?
Do you have toilet paper down in the well?
Rampage or Machida?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 12:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Tamara...... said:
What do you smell like?
Where is the lid to my crock pot?
Am I going to have to smack a kid down today?
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s---.
In the very back, underneath everything.
Prolly.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 12:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Tamara...... said:
Where has Scotty gone too?
What color socks you wearing?
Do you have toilet paper down in the well?
Rampage or Machida?
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I've been wondering the same thing lately. :? Doesn't he work on an oil rig or something else completely different that demands he be away for extended periods of time? Don't answer that, it's against the rules.
Currently none.
No, hence the answer to your first question.
The Dragon.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: November 17, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

If you were to send Seawall through an Airport body scanner, what would you find and where would it be located?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Tamara...... said:
If you were to send Seawall through an Airport body scanner, what would you find and where would it be located?
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I think Seawall would be able to successfully smuggle all sorts of contraband through one of those things since they aren't able to scan internally.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: November 17, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Did you quit EZ yet?
Drunk or high? Why? Don't you know that neither are good for you?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

i have a feeling someone is going to get upset but...
drunk or high?
are you a virgin?
biggest regret?
fondest memory?
cats or dogs?
shorts or highwaters?
peanut butter and honey or pb&j?
favorite color?
favorite food?
favorite fighter?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Cbucu said:
Did you quit EZ yet?
Drunk or high? Why? Don't you know that neither are good for you?
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I don't know how, and even if I did I don't think I'm ready.
High, but why have to choose? I say high
and
dry.
Yes I do.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Clam chowder or Beef and vegetables?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

wolf said:
i have a feeling someone is going to get upset but...
drunk or high?
are you a virgin?
biggest regret?
fondest memory?
cats or dogs?
shorts or highwaters?
peanut butter and honey or pb&j?
favorite color?
favorite food?
favorite fighter?
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What the f--- do you think you're doing asking
MY
question in
MY
well?
:lol: No.
Not continuing to teach self defense to children..
The birth of my children. Specifically my son. Not because he's a boy, but because he was the easiest of the three deliveries.
Dogs.
Shorts.
PB&J.
Blue.
Tough one. :? I seriously don't know if I have a particular favorite.
Mr. Anderson.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Maximumpain said:
wolf said:
i have a feeling someone is going to get upset but...
drunk or high?/quote]
What the f**k do you think you're doing asking
MY
question in
MY
well?
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thought you'd like that

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

roorippin said:
Clam chowder or Beef and vegetables?
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Another tough one. From a can, beef and veggies. Fresh clam chowder is fuckinA awesome, though.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

wolf said:
Maximumpain said:
wolf said:
i have a feeling someone is going to get upset but...
drunk or high?/quote]
What the f**k do you think you're doing asking
MY
question in
MY
well?
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thought you'd like that
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I'm upset! Why did wolf feel the need to re-steal my question that I had previously stolen from you???

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

roorippin said:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes
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You shouldn't have to tell her anything. She's already been told twice!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: November 17, 2010 at 02:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/the-well-maximumpain.32433/

Cbucu said:
wolf said:
i have a feeling someone is going to get upset but...
drunk or high?/quote]
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I'm upset! Why did wolf feel the need to re-steal my question that I had previously stolen from you???
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It was pretty fuckedup. It was cool when you asked it, but for him to steal it.......no fuckinway man!