Things that you would never admit to in a public forum

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Contender
Date: January 28, 2013 at 07:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

But will because I'm asking you to.
What's something terribly embarrassing that you would normally never admit to anyone and especially not tell anyone on a publicly accessible forum like this one?
I'll go first.
I like Europe.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: January 28, 2013 at 07:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I like to have my salad tossed.....
when i'm at Olive Garden. I also like the waiter to put lots of grated cheese on my salad. Deeeeee-lish!!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More
Date: January 28, 2013 at 07:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

Contender said:
I like Europe.
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Whats wrong with Europe

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: madictionary
Date: January 28, 2013 at 07:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I would welcome the secession of Texas from the rest of the Union.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: EnderWiggin
Date: January 28, 2013 at 08:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAddict710
Date: January 28, 2013 at 08:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I would like Long Island to secede from New York and become its own state because we are better than everyone else

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 28, 2013 at 08:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

C-Me-No-More said:
Whats wrong with Europe
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i think he means the band

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: C-Me-No-More
Date: January 28, 2013 at 08:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

TurdFurguson said:
i think he means the band
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If he hates europeans I don't blame him, I do and I'm one
but that band is kicking
then again look where i'm saying it

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: redd1
Date: January 28, 2013 at 09:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I greatly enjoy bubble gum pop (aqua, eiffel 65, venga boys, gloria ganer)

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: January 28, 2013 at 09:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

masturbated in church.
twice in one sermon

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Contender
Date: January 28, 2013 at 09:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

TurdFurguson said:
masturbated in church.
twice in one sermon
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That's only unusual if you're not a priest.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: imhungry4444
Date: January 28, 2013 at 10:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I actually dont mind One Direction........i have like 6 1D songs on my iphone >_>
I dont think Freddy Mercury is all that great.
I dont care about 9/11,the holocaust,or the recent sandy hook thing. Idk if it makes me a douche, but i just dont care for those events.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy171
Date: January 29, 2013 at 07:46 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I like granny porn..

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: January 29, 2013 at 07:48 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

TurdFurguson said:
masturbated in church.
twice in one sermon
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Self masturbation, or did the priest give you a hand?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: AverageAsian
Date: January 30, 2013 at 01:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I go into internet chat rooms and forums and pretend I'm 14 year old Asian girl. The men I talk to make me feel pretty and I dress like hello kitty while in the closet while I butcher mice.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: NicoSuave
Date: January 30, 2013 at 01:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I murdered a baby because it looked at me funny...

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: NicoSuave
Date: January 30, 2013 at 01:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

^WHAT???!!!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: The Green_Wombat
Date: January 30, 2013 at 01:14 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

I dont have a good chin

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Contender
Date: January 30, 2013 at 03:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

AverageAsian said:
I go into internet chat rooms and forums and pretend I'm 14 year old Asian girl. The men I talk to make me feel pretty and I dress like hello kitty while in the closet while I butcher mice.
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OMG!
I thought I was the only one.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: January 30, 2013 at 04:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/things-that-you-would-never-admit-to-in-a-public-forum.51328/

EDIT: Cross out that last one because it wasn't that good.
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Okay, so I went to the University of Illinois track and field camp when I was 17.
It was a week long camp and it was co-ed.
So, there was this one dorm (we all paired up in dorm rooms) with these two insanely hot girls.
My roommate that I was staying with (I dont even remember his name, never saw him after the camp, just remember that he was from Highland, IN and worked at a KFC for summer cash) somehow convinced me that it would be an awesome idea for us to serenade the girls with the Backstreet Boys, "Quit Playin' Games with My Heart" song.
I remember that he kept saying, "we're all going our seperate ways after the week is over, why not just try and see what happens? I guarantee we got a 100% better chance of hooking up with them if we do this, than if we don't."
I remember the one thing I told him was, "okay, but if we're doing this... it has to be good", so we f---ing choreographed a full ensamble of moves to go along with the song and incoporated breaks where we would transition who was singing and everything.
Choreographing that s--- with my roommate literally has to be the gayest thing I've ever done in my life.
The funniest/weirdest part? It actually f---ing worked. No lie, he was 100% right. The girls soaked it up and we both ended up hooking up with the one we were after. (full disclosure, no penetration sex, but pretty much everything else)
Then again, honestly, looking back at it, there were thousands of less gay strategies that we could have used and still hooked up with them... but still.
Yea, that was probably a top 3 most embarassing thing ever for me.