Too Much Of A Good Thing

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 17, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

Had a talk with the wife today.
Soooome how it got to the subject of me masturbating, and the amount of.
She pulled the old " It's too much of a good thing "
i wouldn't say too much.
water can be too much of a good thing.
TBH i pull my goalie 5 days outta the week, which is every day i shower, Monday and Wednesday it gets a break. You know, it goes along with washin' my hair.
But i really think there are far better examples of " too much of a good thing"

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: RosenpheliaGodot
Date: May 17, 2012 at 11:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

Disgusting.
Why not just rip your wife's clothes off and sensually pound her poopchute?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 18, 2012 at 12:15 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

SaviorOfJunkie said:
Disgusting.
Why not just rip your wife's clothes off and sensually pound her poopchute?
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Oh that's a job that gets done more than there are days in the week. More so the pink than the stink. Great example of too much of a good thing though.
if you travel down the dirt road too much, you are bound to hit some mud. As you can cause a " Pink Sock (anal prolapse) " not a good time.
But even with all the tang, i still make tons of hand mayonnaise.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: moriresvivir
Date: May 18, 2012 at 12:52 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

TurdFurguson said:
SaviorOfJunkie said:
Disgusting.
Why not just rip your wife's clothes off and sensually pound her poopchute?
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Oh that's a job that gets done more than there are days in the week. More so the pink than the stink. Great example of too much of a good thing though.
if you travel down the dirt road too much, you are bound to hit some mud. As you can cause a " Pink Sock (anal prolapse) " not a good time.
But even with all the tang, i still make tons of hand mayonnaise.
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I can't blame you. Ive banged girls, gone to bed. Bang them in the morning and still jacked off in the shower once they left.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: RosenpheliaGodot
Date: May 18, 2012 at 01:44 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

moriresvivir said:
TurdFurguson said:
SaviorOfJunkie said:
Disgusting.
Why not just rip your wife's clothes off and sensually pound her poopchute?
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Oh that's a job that gets done more than there are days in the week. More so the pink than the stink. Great example of too much of a good thing though.
if you travel down the dirt road too much, you are bound to hit some mud. As you can cause a " Pink Sock (anal prolapse) " not a good time.
But even with all the tang, i still make tons of hand mayonnaise.
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I can't blame you. Ive banged girls, gone to bed. Bang them in the morning and still jacked off in the shower once they left.
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Jerking off is indeed a noble activity. I've found that trolling is the literary equivalent of jerking off onto people's faces. Of course, I would never troll anyone on Junkie.
And Turd, why does your wife care that you jerk off so much in the first place? Like how does it impact her?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 18, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

SaviorOfJunkie said:
And Turd, why does your wife care that you jerk off so much in the first place? Like how does it impact her?
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she takes it as an insult, thinking she doesn't please me 'nuff. That's not the case. Its hard to explain to ladies why guys yank.......we just do.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: WiscoMMA411
Date: May 18, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

TurdFurguson said:
SaviorOfJunkie said:
And Turd, why does your wife care that you jerk off so much in the first place? Like how does it impact her?
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she takes it as an insult, thinking she doesn't please me 'nuff. That's not the case. Its hard to explain to ladies why guys yank.......we just do.
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Shes probably pissed that you use up all of the hot water/that your water bill is more expensive than your morgage/that your hands are always pruney.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 18, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

LilEagleSoarsAgain said:
TurdFurguson said:
SaviorOfJunkie said:
And Turd, why does your wife care that you jerk off so much in the first place? Like how does it impact her?
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she takes it as an insult, thinking she doesn't please me 'nuff. That's not the case. Its hard to explain to ladies why guys yank.......we just do.
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Shes probably pissed that you use up all of the hot water/that your water bill is more expensive than your morgage/that your hands are always pruney.
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those are great examples of too much of a good thing

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Flound
Date: May 18, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

Women want to be the sole source of your happiness. You're not allowed to please yourself - she'll take that as an insult, like she's not capable.
They think this because they under the impression we want roughly the same things they do.
WRONG.
We want food, sex and silence. Feed me, f--- me and shut the hell up.
(props to Chris Rock)

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 18, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

Flound said:
Women want to be the sole source of your happiness. You're not allowed to please yourself - she'll take that as an insult, like she's not capable.
They think this because they under the impression we want roughly the same things they do.
WRONG.
We want food, sex and silence. Feed me, f**k me and shut the hell up.
(props to Chris Rock)
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too much chris rock is a bad thing make my fingers go like this

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: May 18, 2012 at 02:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

I used to masturbate daily, sometimes twice a day and have fairly rough sex with my wife. Got to the point were the little guy was getting chaffed. Had to lay off on both for a couple weeks. Too much of a good thing.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 18, 2012 at 02:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

wolf said:
I used to masturbate daily, sometimes twice a day and have fairly rough sex with my wife. Got to the point were the little guy was getting chaffed. Had to lay off on both for a couple weeks. Too much of a good thing.
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Were you tuggin' dry? never had an issue with Chaffin'

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: May 18, 2012 at 04:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

TurdFurguson said:
wolf said:
I used to masturbate daily, sometimes twice a day and have fairly rough sex with my wife. Got to the point were the little guy was getting chaffed. Had to lay off on both for a couple weeks. Too much of a good thing.
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Were you tuggin' dry? never had an issue with Chaffin'
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No. What i left out was that i also went commando sometimes and i think that had something to do with it. Picked up some boxer briefs and havent had an issue since it healed up.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Flound
Date: May 18, 2012 at 04:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

TurdFurguson said:
wolf said:
I used to masturbate daily, sometimes twice a day and have fairly rough sex with my wife. Got to the point were the little guy was getting chaffed. Had to lay off on both for a couple weeks. Too much of a good thing.
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Were you tuggin' dry? never had an issue with Chaffin'
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I stopped using Jergens a long time ago. Right after the first Mrs. Flound and I split. I found it far more economical to just use my tears.
The downside; crying makes me horny.
All I can say is Grampy's funeral - a bit awkward.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: whatupdoh
Date: May 18, 2012 at 05:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

:?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 18, 2012 at 05:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

Too much vitamin C will give you the
shi
ts
This Vitamin C
not this Vitamin C

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: May 19, 2012 at 04:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

Too much of a good thing? I recently gained twenty pounds...about eight of those in my boobs. Which is awesome, suddenly they are perky like they were 20 years ago. I love them...well we do, but I can't zip my jeans. I got a boob enhancement without spending any money...how awesome is that. The quandary I have a pouchy gut. If I lose weight my boobs will go, but my jeans will zip....
Gaining weight...too much of a good thing? Or get my *** on a treadmill?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: redd1
Date: May 19, 2012 at 02:19 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

tummy tuck keep the boobs lose the gut.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: May 19, 2012 at 07:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

redd1 said:
tummy tuck keep the boobs lose the gut.
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GENIUS!!!!!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: May 19, 2012 at 07:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/too-much-of-a-good-thing.46625/

wolf said:
redd1 said:
tummy tuck keep the boobs lose the gut.
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GENIUS!!!!!
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Mother in law had the fat of the gut sucked out and shot into her ***. Looks good. Only thing is her hands give away her age