UFC Fight Night: Allen vs. Duncan

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Now that @Xamot got married let the marriage jokes start. I'll go first.

Real men get married. Smart men do not.

God made man to be the HEAD of the family. The woman has to settle for being the neck - point the head in the "right" direction.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

And my preferred for you @Xamot :

In every good marriage, it helps sometimes to be a little deaf
 
Cut the quitter some more. Bye bye. This sport ain’t for you honey. It’s only blood. This is your job.
 
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