bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Not the gayest thing said on the forum, but top 5
Ballet would be #1. I fucking hate Opera. My father played it all the time when I was younger. I'm still traumatized.
TitiDuru
Bad Moon Rising
Weird fight card, this opera. No weight classes — a featherweight count and a heavyweight guardian thrown in the same cage. And the ref (the conductor) just stands outside the cage waving a little stick the whole time, never breaks anything up, lets them grapple for two straight hours.
Main event: a horny young count wants to bang a girl locked up by her creepy old guardian who also wants to bang her. Enter Figaro, the local barber/schemer/cornerman-for-hire, who screams his own name roughly 4,000 times and fixes everyone's problems for cash. Disguises, bribes, a fake music lesson, a lot of running around later, the young guy gets the girl, the old creep gets nothing.
Main event: a horny young count wants to bang a girl locked up by her creepy old guardian who also wants to bang her. Enter Figaro, the local barber/schemer/cornerman-for-hire, who screams his own name roughly 4,000 times and fixes everyone's problems for cash. Disguises, bribes, a fake music lesson, a lot of running around later, the young guy gets the girl, the old creep gets nothing.
TitiDuru
Bad Moon Rising
You sound like my daughter. For her, music = country music.
Joben Global Inc.
kind of a big deal; treat accordingly
Thanks buddy. I'm honestly not looking for sympathy. Not sure why I even posted that. Situations like this just throw life in your face and make you deal with mortality. The saddest part is I would be getting fucked up tonight regardless. He would be disappointed if he knew what a scumbag I really was.
You're not a scumbag man! C'mon now!
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Sir, you post that stuff here for the same reason we all post our burdens here. And our successes, lets not ignore those either.
Because a burden shared is a burden halved, and a joy shared is a joy doubled.
The biggest lie we men have been taught is that suffering alone and in silence is strength. It's not.
We're here for you if you ever want to lean on us sir. Any of us are just a DM away and more than happy to lend an ear and help however we can. That's the whole point of our community.
Joben Global Inc.
kind of a big deal; treat accordingly
I kind of am. I'm a good person with a good heart. I know that. But I got scumbag tendencies that just are engrained in my blood.
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
Did have sex with Richard Gere's hamster?
Joben Global Inc.
kind of a big deal; treat accordingly
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Than thats not a scumbag. That's just being a human.
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Offer is there if you ever want it bud
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IOB WORLDWIDE
Sauces, Rubs, Glazes, Snacks, & More!
You posted that because this is our therapy.
Dudes, somewhat anonymously, letting things go in a safe place.
I'm glad you did.
Joben Global Inc.
kind of a big deal; treat accordingly
Just fucking kidding. I thought my first emoji to you should be a real scumbag move. But for real. Thanks brother and I mean it. You guys are seriously good dudes. I only play on the weekends but it's still an important part of my life.
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
That's most of us here.
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Speak for yourself. I'm a fucking saint.
IOB WORLDWIDE
Sauces, Rubs, Glazes, Snacks, & More!
Joben Global Inc.
kind of a big deal; treat accordingly
Sorry for bringing shit down. I can only promise my songs tonight will be fun hearted and happy. I lied.
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
bconcrete
VolksFAGGIN
Stop apologizing you didn't bring anything down. That's why we're here.
To put it bluntly, if you think you sharing your burden is going to stop me from weinering the old lady one more time tonight, you're VERY wrong.