Update on the JFC Title (Real One)

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Originally posted by: Bombstriker
Date: January 14, 2009 at 02:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Hey guys I was just wondering what the update was on the ACTUAL JFC Title? Did Phenom receive it yet? If so, I would like to get a pic from you with the belt to add to the JFC Record Books. We still just have that blank figure for you and wish to fill in some of the gaps. Sucks that we didn't get one from DanielsanFTW...... do you guys think we should just leave it blank or have him send in a pic of himself and I will add it in anyways?
Eitherway, just checking on the whereabouts of the title so I can update the record books
. Thanks guys!
 
Originally posted by: Phenom
Date: January 14, 2009 at 08:02 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

I do not have the actual title, I bewlieve it is still with Dre. There is a problem with shipping it from Canada to Hawaii. I really don't want to pay out the *** to get it through customs (I just don't have the money for that) I will be in Missouri from January 28th through Feb 8th I don't know if it would be cheaper to get it there. I also will have defended the title before those dates so I may not even be the champ at that point who knows.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 14, 2009 at 03:32 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Phenom said:
I do not have the actual title, I bewlieve it is still with Dre. There is a problem with shipping it from Canada to Hawaii. I really don't want to pay out the *** to get it through customs (I just don't have the money for that) I will be in Missouri from January 28th through Feb 8th I don't know if it would be cheaper to get it there. I also will have defended the title before those dates so I may not even be the champ at that point who knows.
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If you're still the champ I'll split shipping it to Missouri. It won't be nearly as much as sending it to Hawaii. I don't know if the U.S. will charge customs on it. It's Canada that charged me the customs, not sure if it works the same way for stuff going into the U.S.
 
Originally posted by: the0n3
Date: January 15, 2009 at 01:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Kinda sucks to hear that it costs so much to ship the belt around...
I was sorta liking the idea of taking a photo with it if I ever won the title, but if shipping to Hawaii is too much then there is no chance of it coming all the way to Australia haha
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 15, 2009 at 07:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Any time it crosses an international border it has to be bonded and cleared by customs. No exceptions anymore. This is what I do for a living. Hawaii is one of if not the most expensive place to ship to in this hemisphere. You ever have any shipping questions send me a PM.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 15, 2009 at 07:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

crazycroat57 said:
Any time it crosses an international border it has to be bonded and cleared by customs. No exceptions anymore. This is what I do for a living. Hawaii is one of if not the most expensive place to ship to in this hemisphere. You ever have any shipping questions send me a PM.
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How can I get several tons of cocaine across the border with no problems?
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 15, 2009 at 07:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Andre3000 said:
crazycroat57 said:
Any time it crosses an international border it has to be bonded and cleared by customs. No exceptions anymore. This is what I do for a living. Hawaii is one of if not the most expensive place to ship to in this hemisphere. You ever have any shipping questions send me a PM.
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How can I get several tons of cocaine across the border with no problems?
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Stick it up your girlfriends a--hole in small baggies. Make sure she has no more than 2 oz. total in her at a time. Anymore more than that and she would never feel your d--- in her *** again.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 15, 2009 at 07:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

crazycroat57 said:
Andre3000 said:
crazycroat57 said:
Any time it crosses an international border it has to be bonded and cleared by customs. No exceptions anymore. This is what I do for a living. Hawaii is one of if not the most expensive place to ship to in this hemisphere. You ever have any shipping questions send me a PM.
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How can I get several tons of cocaine across the border with no problems?
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Stick it up your girlfriends a--hole in small baggies. Make sure she has no more than 2 oz. total in her at a time. Anymore more than that and she would never feel your d**k in her *** again.
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It's going to take me quite a while to get a couple tons across if I'm limited to 2 oz. per trip. Any other suggestions?
P.S. As mentioned previously, no entry into the poop chute for me.
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 15, 2009 at 08:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Hence my comment germaphobe.
If you had a serious question I can give you a serious answer. If you really want to know how to smuggle from Canada it ain't hard. 2 tons (how us normal fold spell it) of Canadian coke, (which btw makes no f---ing sense) into the US? Head over to Manitoba/Ontario/Minnesota border, throw that s--- in a rowboat and paddle your *** across one of the 10,000 lakes.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 15, 2009 at 08:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

crazycroat57 said:
Hence my comment germaphobe.
If you had a serious question I can give you a serious answer. If you really want to know how to smuggle from Canada it ain't hard. 2 tons (how us normal fold spell it) of Canadian coke, (which btw makes no f**king sense) into the US? Head over to Manitoba/Ontario/Minnesota border, throw that s**t in a rowboat and paddle your *** across one of the 10,000 lakes.
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I want to get it INTO Canada, Einstein. I don't care where it comes from as long as it's the lick.
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 15, 2009 at 08:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Andre3000 said:
crazycroat57 said:
Hence my comment germaphobe.
If you had a serious question I can give you a serious answer. If you really want to know how to smuggle from Canada it ain't hard. 2 tons (how us normal fold spell it) of Canadian coke, (which btw makes no f**king sense) into the US? Head over to Manitoba/Ontario/Minnesota border, throw that s**t in a rowboat and paddle your *** across one of the 10,000 lakes.
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I want to get it INTO Canada, Einstein. I don't care where it comes from as long as it's the lick.
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Well jerkoff, your original comment was how to get it across the border,
Andre3000 said:
How can I get several tons of cocaine across the border with no problems?
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Too which I thought why would he want to bring cocaine from Canada to the US but knowing you live in Canada I figured there was some sort of Frenchie connection up there I had not heard about. So I gave you the solution. Now genius if you'd like to go the other way I suggest you turn the goddamn boat around and paddle back the other mother f---ing way! :twisted:
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 15, 2009 at 08:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Across the border INTO Canada.
Now that you're up to speed, tell me how to do it. Port Authority?
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 15, 2009 at 08:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Andre3000 said:
Across the border INTO Canada.
Now that you're up to speed, tell me how to do it. Port Authority?
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crazycroat57 said:
Now genius if you'd like to go the other way I suggest you turn the goddamn boat around and paddle back the other mother f**king way!
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And no not through any goddamn authorities go to the damn woods find a lake or river that crosses the border and paddle your *** across.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 15, 2009 at 08:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

crazycroat57 said:
Andre3000 said:
Across the border INTO Canada.
Now that you're up to speed, tell me how to do it. Port Authority?
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crazycroat57 said:
Now genius if you'd like to go the other way I suggest you turn the goddamn boat around and paddle back the other mother f**king way!
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And no not through any goddamn authorities go to the damn woods find a lake or river that crosses the border and paddle your *** across.
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Your shipping advice sucks.
 
Originally posted by: promma
Date: January 15, 2009 at 09:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

This one had me floored for a good 10 minutes.
 
Originally posted by: AnarchyElbows
Date: January 16, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Andre3000 said:
crazycroat57 said:
Andre3000 said:
Across the border INTO Canada.
Now that you're up to speed, tell me how to do it. Port Authority?
Click to expand...
crazycroat57 said:
Now genius if you'd like to go the other way I suggest you turn the goddamn boat around and paddle back the other mother f**king way!
Click to expand...
And no not through any goddamn authorities go to the damn woods find a lake or river that crosses the border and paddle your *** across.
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Your shipping advice sucks.
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HAHAHAHA!!!
 
Originally posted by: John Morgan
Date: January 16, 2009 at 07:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

Best. Thread. Ever.
I would delete this damn thing anywhere but in the JFC Forums.
DEA? Ha!
 
Originally posted by: crazycroat57
Date: January 16, 2009 at 07:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

kingofabuelos said:
Best. Thread. Ever.
I would delete this damn thing anywhere but in the JFC Forums.
DEA? Ha!
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DEA=Department of Educated Assholes. And Dre, you're a goddamn lawyer, figure out your own way to get it through the port authority if you don't like my way. b----.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: January 16, 2009 at 07:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/update-on-the-jfc-title-real-one.9174/

crazycroat57 said:
kingofabuelos said:
Best. Thread. Ever.
I would delete this damn thing anywhere but in the JFC Forums.
DEA? Ha!
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DEA=Department of Educated Assholes. And Dre, you're a goddamn lawyer, figure out your own way to get it through the port authority if you don't like my way. b----.
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Dude, if you've seen the Wire, you know that you need people at the border or at ports of entry. If you can't help me, you can't help me. Just say so.
 
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