Wal*Mart Truly does have everything

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Originally posted by: Brickwall
Date: October 30, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=12568642
This is nuts
 
Originally posted by: clockwerk
Date: October 30, 2009 at 03:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

ROFL.
"Walmart, Save Money, Die Better".
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: October 30, 2009 at 03:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Thanks for this one, Mac.
 
Originally posted by: Brickwall
Date: October 30, 2009 at 04:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Damn, there's no warranty... What if I want to take it back?
 
Originally posted by: AgoniesCreep
Date: October 30, 2009 at 06:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Wal-Mart save money, put an American out of work & buy a nuclear missle for comunist China.
 
Originally posted by: dwenger1
Date: October 30, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

I cant believe wal-mart actually is seling a casket. My wife is cracking up over this... I'm just in shock
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: October 30, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Reasonably priced too!
 
Originally posted by: dwenger1
Date: October 30, 2009 at 11:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

rocklobster said:
Reasonably priced too!
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Not to mention, appropriately named.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: October 30, 2009 at 11:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Who wouldn't be proud to have their remains showcased on the mantle in a Walmart urn?
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: October 30, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

One up'd by Sam's Club!
 
Originally posted by: dairymary
Date: October 31, 2009 at 12:54 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

dwenger1 said:
rocklobster said:
Reasonably priced too!
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Not to mention, appropriately named.
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and you can store it in your garage until its needed with the ship to home option.
 
Originally posted by: JonnyF
Date: October 31, 2009 at 01:19 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

rocklobster said:
Who wouldn't be proud to have their remains showcased on the mantle in a Walmart urn?
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Well, my mother keeps her dad's ashes in a gallon ziplock bag. A Wal-Mart urn might be a step up.
 
Originally posted by: 7time
Date: October 31, 2009 at 01:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Costco sold them for a while too. They may still, but I think they took the display out of the store. Urns and caskets are 2 of the most sold non food items everday, and when purchasing at a funeral home, are very expensive and barely negotiable.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: October 31, 2009 at 02:15 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

7time said:
Costco sold them for a while too. They may still, but I think they took the display out of the store. Urns and caskets are 2 of the most sold non food items everday, and when purchasing at a funeral home, are very expensive and barely negotiable.
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That's sad but true. I remember when my mom and I were looking at the selection at the funeral home when my dad died. They had them in order of cost and the cheapest one I'm pretty sure cost more than that but it looked like a bad joke. It was pinkish and looked like it was made out of cardboard.
 
Originally posted by: dwenger1
Date: October 31, 2009 at 08:20 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Yeah when my step-grandpa died, we wanted to find out that matched the color of his beloved truck. We found one that was the perfect color, and i thought my grandma was going to have a heart attack herself when she saw the price tag. we still bought it, but they are deffinately not cheap at the funeral homes.
 
Originally posted by: hellcat13
Date: October 31, 2009 at 08:46 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

CopperHeart said:
Thanks for this one, Mac.
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I now know what I will wear when buried in my Wal-Mart casket and I would have to be dead to wear it.
 
Originally posted by: AgoniesCreep
Date: October 31, 2009 at 09:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

rocklobster said:
Reasonably priced too!
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I'd rather have my family put my rotting carcass to the curb with the garbage then get burried in a wal-mart casket.
 
Originally posted by: Brickwall
Date: October 31, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Plus, white interior? Ewww. SO 1995.
 
Originally posted by: Archean_Life
Date: October 31, 2009 at 02:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

Brickwall said:
Plus, white interior? Ewww. SO 1995.
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Stainless steel is the modern look:
 
Originally posted by: Origin761
Date: November 02, 2009 at 09:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/wal-mart-truly-does-have-everything.18966/

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