what i've learned from my time on an mma forum
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I've learned that sarcasm can not be conveyed by context alone, even when it's really obvious. It MUST be accompanied by a smilie of some sort.
I've learned that GnP = LnP if it doesn't result in a (t)ko... unless your name is Clay Guida.
I've learned that p4p discussions are about as useful as a third nipple and about as interesting as watching paint dry.
Hitman21 said:
*If anyone say anything againts Dana White or the UFC they are considered a troll
*You can go undefeated, beat the best fighters in the world, dominate weight class, beat 6 UFC champs, destroy every opponent you face and be on your prime but you are still not the best p4p right now because you havent defeated a fighter with 5 fights. :?
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LoL... 100% true....
* PHOENIX.. .you are a UFC and now BROCK nutthugger. LOL.
* I will get the f** out of this post, because it will sooner or later turn into a UFC vs PRIDE, Fedor vs the World, and in this forum, I'm totally outnumber... (damm I miss havok!)
I've learned to ignore any and all comments that NickHavock makes in the comments section under an article on mmajunkie because they are outlandish and have no basis in fact.
I've also learned that if one can reasonably debate an issue without losing their head you can see both sides of the issue and occasionally win them to your side or vice versa. Its amazing how that works.
Lol I've also learned that scott coker is the next pope
If you started watching MMA because of the Ultimate fighter 1 you are "newb, nub, new booty, not a true fan, not a hardcore fan, not a longtime fan" despite the fact that it aired on spike
4.5 years ago
. 4.5 years is not enough to be considered knowledgeable on ANY* MMA topic.
*Fedor is excluded.
All of the mma purist have been fans since ufc 1 and loved them all till Dana took over. Nobody stopped watching after ufc 5 cause shamrock vs Gracie was a classic battlzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry just fell asleep thinking about it. I will be the first to fully admitt. I watched the orginals when they first happened and hated them, truley one deminsional fighters and it completely turned me off the sport till I was watching ufc 58: USA vs Canada with a friend. Since then I've went back and watched all of pride, all ufc's released on DVD, and anything else I can get a hold of.
RawckOn said:
If you started watching MMA because of the Ultimate fighter 1 you are "newb, nub, new booty, not a true fan, not a hardcore fan, not a longtime fan" despite the fact that it aired on spike
4.5 years ago
. 4.5 years is not enough to be considered knowledgeable on ANY* MMA topic.
*Fedor is excluded.
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If you do all that, and only watch TUFER and UFC, then that makes you a TUFER. If you started to watch MMA with TUF, but truely appreciate all MMA, and dont think the MMA world ends withing ZUFFAS ground, then you are a real MMA fan, and no longer deserve to be call a TUFER. But I know where you stad lol...
Mma purist- had a boner for pride, thought they had the greatest matches ever, denies the existance of fedor vs zuluziho
tuffer- got hooked because of a stupid reality tv show. Thanks Tito is god and still a legitament threat to the 205 title
wwe fan boy- just started watching because of lesnar, the purist will mock u endlessly denying that a lot of prides fighters wrestled in new japan or all japan pro wrestling.
U have to be one of these three, there are No other options. The rational fan who can just enjoy the athletic competition no matter if it's fedor, Brock, gsp, Randy, andrson, or anyone else does not exist
Tai_Mai_Shu said:
RearNakedSlam said:
If the topic says Affliction in it, BJJ_Rage will be the first to post, and will post after every comment. Affliction_Rage
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Maybe it's Tom behind that monitor and keyboard.
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I think I should send a letter to Tom, may be he pay me something... , it aint an easy job...
bjj_rage said:
RawckOn said:
If you started watching MMA because of the Ultimate fighter 1 you are "newb, nub, new booty, not a true fan, not a hardcore fan, not a longtime fan" despite the fact that it aired on spike
4.5 years ago
. 4.5 years is not enough to be considered knowledgeable on ANY* MMA topic.
*Fedor is excluded.
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If you do all that, and only watch TUFER and UFC, then that makes you a TUFER. If you started to watch MMA with TUF, but truely appreciate all MMA, and dont think the MMA world ends withing ZUFFAS ground, then you are a real MMA fan, and no longer deserve to be call a TUFER. But I know where you stad lol...
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:roll:
You are no longer allowed to like a fighter after they have dropped a few fights... NO EXCEPTIONS
Fighter bashing is not allowed unless its Tito or Matt Hughes.
When bashing Tito be sure to include an insult about his wife.
We all support Womens MMA, which is why we make sexual remarks about Gina every chance we get.
Megumi Fujii does not exist.
SheerTerror said:
You are no longer allowed to like a fighter after they have dropped a few fights... NO EXCEPTIONS
Fighter bashing is not allowed unless its Tito or Matt Hughes.
When bashing Tito be sure to include an insult about his wife.
We all support Womens MMA, which is why we make sexual remarks about Gina every chance we get.
Megumi Fujii does not exist.
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Or manly remarks about Cris Cyborg.
Megumi who?