what things are you vain about?

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Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: July 22, 2009 at 02:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

As guys we arent supposed to be vain about certain things, but lets be honest.....we are. So, what kind of things are you vain about? Do you have to make sure your hair is faded and lined up? Your pants creased/pressed? Shoes gotta be fresh?
Matching colors?
For me its teeth. I have to make sure i brush my teeth atleast 3-4 times a day, and i do the whitening strips. (i like the pearly whites....don't ask)
 
Originally posted by: Big_Boy
Date: July 22, 2009 at 02:59 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

My hair has to be lined every 2 days. If not I feel weird.
 
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: July 22, 2009 at 03:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Big_Boy said:
My hair has to be lined every 2 days. If not I feel weird.
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every 2 days? damn...
 
Originally posted by: Big_Boy
Date: July 22, 2009 at 03:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Yeah my hair grows rapidly and after a couple of days it look like my hair hasn't been touched. My skin did start to bruise, the barber warned me doing it so close like that would cause that. So now I think I will give it more time before I have it lined.
 
Originally posted by: SheerTerror
Date: July 22, 2009 at 03:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

My hair needs to be perfectly messy, my sideburns lined up or perfectly scruffy facial hair, and i wash my hands like every hour.
 
Originally posted by: clockwerk
Date: July 22, 2009 at 03:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

If my pubes aren't perfectly trimmed into the shape of a heart I just can't leave the house.
 
Originally posted by: ShadyCambo
Date: July 22, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Everytime I walk by a mirror, no matter where the mirror is, what time of day it is, I always flex my triceps. I even do it if there's a strong reflection in a window. It's sad, sometimes my wife catches me doing it and just laughs.
 
Originally posted by: MrEko74
Date: July 22, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Vain means prideful right? Don't feel like looking it up.
I know a lot of guys do this.
Well, you know when someone glares at you for no apparent reason? And for some goddamn reason we have to glare back at them until they get uncomfortable and look away? It's like wired into our genetics to prove our manliness by stare downs.
 
Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

I don't consider brushing your teeth 3-4 times a day vain, that is just taking care of yourself. (the whitening strips.. okay that is vain)
That'd be like me saying I'm so vain that I have to take a shower every morning before I can really start my day... being cleanly and healthy isn't vain in my opinion.
 
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

osubuckeye4 said:
I don't consider brushing your teeth 3-4 times a day vain, that is just taking care of yourself. (the whitening strips.. okay that is vain)
That'd be like me saying I'm so vain that I have to take a shower every morning before I can really start my day... being cleanly and healthy isn't vain in my opinion.
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i just have a thing about teeth. I like my teeth straight and white. I can't stand snaggle teeth on people.
 
Originally posted by: Archean_Life
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Is this thread about me?
 
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Archean_Life said:
Is this thread about me?
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you're so vain....i bet you think this thread is about you. don't you? don't you?
 
Originally posted by: Archean_Life
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

phoenix-mma said:
Archean_Life said:
Is this thread about me?
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you're so vain....i bet you think this thread is about you. don't you? don't you?
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I do, I do!
 
Originally posted by: Ace23
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

clockwerk said:
If my pubes aren't perfectly trimmed into the shape of a heart I just can't leave the house.
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LMAO.
 
Originally posted by: greg
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

hair , have to get a haircut every friday, tapered, and lined
shoes, work shoes dont really matter but my tennis shoes have to be clean and no creases on the toes (and hard to find if possible, although im getting over this one)
 
Originally posted by: Ace23
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

I wont wear dirty clothes either, unless its last resort.
 
Originally posted by: Tai_Mai_Shu
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Ace23 said:
I wont wear dirty clothes either, unless its last resort.
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I'm the opposite. I wear the same shoes everyday until I learn to tie them.
 
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Tai_Mai_Shu said:
Ace23 said:
I wont wear dirty clothes either, unless its last resort.
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I'm the opposite. I wear the same shoes everyday until I learn to tie them.
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problem solved
 
Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

Big_Boy said:
My hair has to be lined every 2 days. If not I feel weird.
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Damn ninja.. you related to Steve Harvey? :?
 
Originally posted by: Shock-G
Date: July 22, 2009 at 04:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/what-things-are-you-vain-about.15640/

I was vain about bodybuilding. Then, I went to a kickboxing gym and got my *** kick.
Cured.
 
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