My buddies yesterday were having a strange drunk conversation and it included a question?
If you were being held at gun point and the robber being a male told you that you had 2 options:
1) Die
2) Give him oral sex
Would you 1 choose death or 2 give oral sex?
:? :? Yes a very very strange convo.
They played this in an episode of The Shield. David Acevedo, the chief at the time, was being robbed at gunpoint in a safe house. He ended up having to the deed to the robber while the other guy took a pic with his camera phone. The picture floats around for probably 3 or 4 seasons.
But, in my case, I would take number 1 ... just shoot me
rocklobster said:
option #3 - Take his gun or die trying.
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I've always been warying of something like this. i would rather be dead than getting shot in the spin or something, or having half my face blown off and being horribly disfigured... :|
he'd probably kill you as soon as you blew him anyway. I'd tell him that I'd blow him then I would rip his d--- off.....if I somehow avoided being shot then I'd kill the f---er and make him suck his own d---.
eazye said:
They played this in an episode of The Shield. David Acevedo, the chief at the time, was being robbed at gunpoint in a safe house. He ended up having to the deed to the robber while the other guy took a pic with his camera phone. The picture floats around for probably 3 or 4 seasons.
But, in my case, I would take number 1 ... just shoot me
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LMAO...When I read it, I thought to myself, they must've watched the Shield...
Option 1...
This is a kind of weird topic for heterosexual friends to be talking about while drinking...
I went with death, but yea, I'd try to kill the guy rather then just sit there and let him shoot me.
If he wanted me to give him my wallet or take my PS3 or something, sure whatever... but no way am I going with option 2 there.
Sedulous said:
he'd probably kill you as soon as you blew him anyway. I'd tell him that I'd blow him then I would rip his d**k off.....if I somehow avoided being shot then I'd kill the f***er and make him suck his own d**k.
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+1
Ya can't shoot a gun when your dank just got bit in half
osubuckeye4 said:
This is a kind of weird topic for heterosexual friends to be talking about while drinking...
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Yes and I made that very vocal.........as I sat in the distance.......That's why in the post I say "My Buddies were having the convo"....I took no part in it. :lol:
WuJitsuClan said:
Sedulous said:
he'd probably kill you as soon as you blew him anyway. I'd tell him that I'd blow him then I would rip his d**k off.....if I somehow avoided being shot then I'd kill the f***er and make him suck his own d**k.
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+1
Ya can't shoot a gun when your dank just got bit in half
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Just to clarify....I wouldn't bite it...I would literally try to tear it off with my bare hands....no way I'm using my mouth.
Sedulous said:
he'd probably kill you as soon as you blew him anyway. I'd tell him that I'd blow him then I would rip his d**k off.....if I somehow avoided being shot then I'd kill the f***er and make him suck his own d**k.
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+1 saved me some writing.
HITMAN1223 said:
yeah im going with option 3 of
yankin his dank off and beating him with it
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are you saying you want to beat him off? :lol:
Jak said:
:? ... so... a couple people have picked option 2.... :shock: :?
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Option two with the intent of option 3, since option three wasn't selectable.
I damn sure wouldn't just stand there and say, "No, I'd rather die". :roll:
