Originally posted by: Flound
Date: May 14, 2012 at 07:02 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-the-longest-amount-of-time-youve-gone-without-sleep.46551/
Re: Whats the longest amount of time you've gone without sle
I woke up Sunday as usual, farted around, did some housework, called my moms and wished her "Glad You Used Your Vagina" Day.
After that, I made myself some toast and sat down in front of the craptop and wanted to check out the reaction for "d--- Nazi's Show No". That's when my world came crashing down. Unbeknownst to me, mabrown45 has been done with me for a while! Not only that, but he put me on his foe list, too.
Well, that just upset my applecart. I wandered around in a daze, replaying the events over and over again in my mind, trying to figure out where it all went wrong.
Distraught, I skipped lunch and dinner. Phoned my mother back, took back my Mother's Day wishes, called her an old slut and hung up. I drove over to my girlfriend's, punched her in the throat and left her lying there while I went looking for a drug dealer, two geriatric hookers and a model train store.
As it turned out, I could only find one old prostitute, but it worked out okay. I was able to run the train tracks inside her money slot and out her bum. My version of the Chunnel. Hey, it worked out in the end.
I haven't been to sleep yet! The pain is too much....