Whats Wrong With Cannabalism?

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Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: April 03, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Haha!
Ok, just hear me out here. I watched a movie recently about this and I thought I would pose the question.
If it was the 'end of the world' and there was no food left to eat. I mean this would be a world where anarchy rules. No laws and it's basically every man for himself. Would you be opposed to eating human meat to survive?
Is it immoral? Would it be different than eating a cow or a pig? Would you rather just starve to death?
This should be good.
 
Originally posted by: Mystikhands
Date: April 03, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

I would definitely eat your meat Nick_Havok!
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: April 03, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Mystikhands said:
I would definitely eat your meat Nick_Havok!
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You sure did last night. :?
Wait, is this 'safe for work?'
 
Originally posted by: Mystikhands
Date: April 03, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

OMG!!!
You cant say that! Really, you cant! But you did.
Oh well, I'd do it again. I like "Silly String" right? Jeez!
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

WOW!!! Did I stumble upon the best thread on this board or what?!?!?!?!?
Funny you mention that. Ted Turner said the other night that in 20 years we will all be cannibals... I dont see a god damn thing wrong with cannablism! :twisted:
 
Originally posted by: Mystikhands
Date: April 03, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

But really.... I dont think i would be able to eat another human being. I hear brains arent that bad. But, just the thought of cutting someone up into sections for say pot roast/ bbq ribs/ breast filets/ neck bones? Yuck. I mean, are we allowed seasoned salt or anything? Garlic maybe? I would have to be the one dying to feed my kids i guess. Im not eating anyone!
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

I actually only eat chicken and fish. I avoid beef and pork, so being a cannibal would be tough. I would if I had to I guess. Only if it was winter I guess,and there was no plants or veggies to eat!
 
Originally posted by: Brick
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Pass the mustard. I'm not religious, sentimental, sqeamish, or any of that other stuff that might make you think a dead body is anything other than rotting meat. If it's nibble on a calf or die, guess what: it's dinner time.
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Nick_Havok said:
Mystikhands said:
I would definitely eat your meat Nick_Havok!
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You sure did last night. :?
Wait, is this 'safe for work?'
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Man this post has had me laughing the past 15 minutes here at work,lol... Especially the confused face!
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

YES! Showdown and Brick know whats up.
Meat is meat so lets all eat! Well not ALL of us. Hahahahaaa! :twisted:
 
Originally posted by: Mystikhands
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

************Christine slowely backs out of the cannabalism room***************
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Mystikhands said:
************Christine slowely backs out of the cannabalism room***************
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What, you dont want to join us savages on a nicely laid carcass?
I must admit, this is even more off topic for an "Off Topic" page,lol...
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

I nominate Ted Turner as president of "The Junkie Cannibal Club" http://www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=60581
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Nick_Havok said:
YES! Showdown and Brick know whats up.
Meat is meat so lets all eat! Well not ALL of us. Hahahahaaa! :twisted:
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Im a for living so count me in. You can eat anything with bbq sauce.
Here is the real question.
How do you pick them out? Yound or old, short or tall, fat or fit?
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Meatmallet said:
Nick_Havok said:
YES! Showdown and Brick know whats up.
Meat is meat so lets all eat! Well not ALL of us. Hahahahaaa! :twisted:
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Im a for living so count me in. You can eat anything with bbq sauce.
Here is the real question.
How do you pick them out? Yound or old, short or tall, fat or fit?
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I liked how they did it in the movie I saw.
There was a gang of cannibals who went around hunting people. They were called 'rovers' (Michael Madsen was one LOL!).
When they found a camp of people they would attack every night and only kill one. This way they could feast on fresh meat every day.
If they killed everyone up front than some of the meat might go bad. LOL!
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 01:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Im going to go after the natural body builders. I dont want steroids in my meat. But I do want nice lean meat,not alot of fat,etc. Probably eat mostly women at first. Just because Im a ladies man
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: April 03, 2008 at 02:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

I dont know about body builders. That would probably be like eating an old tough steer. I follow you on the ladies though.
 
Originally posted by: avonbarksdale
Date: April 03, 2008 at 05:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

We'll be eating people in no time if we allow queers to get married
. Seriously though, was the movie you watched
Cannibal: The Musical
? Just kidding again, anyone who loves tales of cannibalism should read
In the Heart of the Sea
. That book is creepy man. It's a true story that inspired Moby d---. These guys were trapped on rickety boats floating around the ocean for, I don't remember like a hundred days or so, and they eventually had to resort to cannibalism. One of the most disturbing books I've ever read.
 
Originally posted by: bp
Date: April 03, 2008 at 05:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

Nah, can't go bodybuilders if you're going for quality. The meat would be too tough. Better to go with a couch potato carrying a little extra weight. That would be the most juicy and tender option I would think.
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: April 03, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/whats-wrong-with-cannabalism.535/

avonbarksdale said:
We'll be eating people in no time if we allow queers to get married
. Seriously though, was the movie you watched
Cannibal: The Musical
? Just kidding again, anyone who loves tales of cannibalism should read
In the Heart of the Sea
. That book is creepy man. It's a true story that inspired Moby d*ck. These guys were trapped on rickety boats floating around the ocean for, I don't remember like a hundred days or so, and they eventually had to resort to cannibalism. One of the most disturbing books I've ever read.
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Will pick it up at the library this evening...Thanks for the recommendation!
 
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