Worst movies you have seen

Originally posted by: Ph1sh
Date: July 25, 2011 at 04:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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theREDRUM said:
Avatar..... easily the worst hyped up movie ever... It has the worst plot ever
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Worst plot ever? I wasnt a huge fan of Avatar, but I do find your comment RE:the plot funny because it is a plot that has been used over and over and has proven to be a great plot. Pocahontis, Romeo and Juliet, Ferngully, Dances with Wolves, and so on. Not saying I love or hate the plot, but it is not some new plot that was just thought up....
 
Originally posted by: JesseJamesPreston
Date: July 26, 2011 at 04:55 AM
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I think there have been some great mentions already...I can't remember the name, but I think it was called "Return of the Nazi Zombies" or something like that. Where I lived there was a HUGE video rental store, and they had one of the best horror movie sections. Some friends and I would rent random horror movies on a regular basis, and when we saw the title, we thought it was going to be one of those movies that is so bad that it is good. Nope. It was just bad. Most of the movie, was of the characters walking around and shopping at markets in the middle east. The few scenes that had zombies had one Zombie on a stick (very obviously just the upper torso and head being moved around by someone under the camera shot), and a person with a really poor make up job. They tried to save the movie with a sex scene. But it's in the desert at sun set with the sun literally behind them so you can't see anything.
Going off of what was previously mentioned, Avatar had terrible actors, and pathetic writing...but yeah, you can't poop on the plot. They stole a good plot, they just ruined it with everything else.
And I will put out in advance that the new Adam Sandler movie, Jack and Jill, will also be on my list of horrible movies soon.
 
Originally posted by: FranksUncle
Date: July 28, 2011 at 09:25 AM
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Started to watch 'Knight & Day' with Tom Crusie and Cameron Diaz........themed a 'romcom/spy film', I would have used the term 'steaming pile of shite/spy film' but I don't have to sell the film. I lost 45 minutes of my life watching that and I will never get them back.
 
Originally posted by: bcmvp11
Date: July 28, 2011 at 01:35 PM
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sincitydc said:
the happening
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Hahaha!! That movie was so awful!
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: July 28, 2011 at 03:03 PM
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the movie "hereafter" directed by clint eastwood is the only movie i've ever walked out on in the movie theater. i'll throw that one up there too.
 
Originally posted by: CupcakeKatie
Date: July 28, 2011 at 08:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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"The Village" - so completely ridiculous and painful!
 
Originally posted by: Kindra
Date: August 02, 2011 at 12:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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Jak said:
If guys have a sense of humour and can laugh at truly bad movies,
Skyline
is classic bad. It's Uwe Boll bad. But it's funny if you know it's going to be bad.
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On that note,
Subterfuge
is an awesomely bad movie. They don't even have magazines in their weapoons when they shoot and make up names of computer hardware.
Love Stinks
with French Stewart is one so aweful it was worth the purchase. If you've ever had a rough breakup with a psychohosebeast who won't get out of your life, you'll relate.
K
 
Originally posted by: SinCityShango
Date: August 02, 2011 at 05:36 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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Oh my goodness this subject could unleash a torrent being that there are an awful lot of bad/sketchy/terrible movies out there, lol. I'll add jus one lil' tidbit. I nominate "Dude! Where's my Car"? I paid money to see that in theatres years ago at a 7-ish showing. The only reason I didn't walk out was because I had paid the higher evening movie prices. The studio got me because I liked Jennifer Garner in Alias; Sean William Scott in American Pie, and Ashton Kutcher in The 70's Show so I thought "How could this go wrong?"
Big Lol :evil:
 
Originally posted by: CoffeeAndBeer
Date: August 08, 2011 at 03:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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Recently...
Thor
 
Originally posted by: johnnydrama
Date: August 08, 2011 at 04:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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Cowboys & Aliens... holy sh*t did this movie suck! ^^^ and i enjoyed Thor.
 
Originally posted by: CoffeeAndBeer
Date: August 08, 2011 at 04:42 PM
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johnnydrama said:
Cowboys & Aliens
... holy sh*t did this movie suck! ^^^ and i enjoyed
Thor
.
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They're on par with each other.
Potentially
interesting premises... that just ended up shtting the bed.
But at least in Cowboys & Aliens a couple of the characters were somewhat interesting.
 
Originally posted by: odb44
Date: August 08, 2011 at 07:54 PM
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CoffeeAndBeer said:
Recently...
Thor
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It should of and could of been a piece of s--- but they made a really good superhero movie that was a tough sell. I mean its about gods in space and they made it work. Not only work but made you undedrstand and agree with the enemy of the movie. I liked it more then Captain America (was good also) and it was a good build up for The Avengers next year.
Trust, there is many shitty movies that have come out this summer. Smurfs, the change up, fucken ZOOKEEPER!!!!!, and of course transformers.
Things to check out-Midnight in Paris(wow wasnt thinking id love this movie so much)
-Attack the Block(heard this movie is fucken cool but its just limited so far)
-Rise of the Planet of the Apes(goin to check this out on my day off, heard great things already and im glad the word of mouth got people to go out and see it)
 
Originally posted by: CoffeeAndBeer
Date: August 10, 2011 at 06:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/worst-movies-you-have-seen.37525/
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sean44 said:
CoffeeAndBeer said:
Recently...
Thor
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It should of and could of been a piece of s**t but they made a really good superhero movie that was a tough sell. I mean its about gods in space and they made it work. Not only work but made you undedrstand and agree with the enemy of the movie. I liked it more then Captain America (was good also) and it was a good build up for The Avengers next year.
Trust, there is many s***ty movies that have come out this summer. Smurfs, the change up, fucken ZOOKEEPER!!!!!, and of course transformers.
Things to check out-Midnight in Paris(wow wasnt thinking id love this movie so much)
Attack the Block(heard this movie is fucken cool but its just limited so far)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes(goin to check this out on my day off, heard great things already and im glad the word of mouth got people to go out and see it)
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Thor
is no good.... I love Natalie Portman, but that's not enough to make it good--just
watchable
.
Captain America
... an okay movie--there aren't too many
good
superhero movies
Smurfs
... who even watches that?
Zookeeper
?
Midnight in Paris
... didn't know anything about it, enjoyed it a lot (maybe my favorite Woody Allen movie)
Attack the Block
... hadn't heard of it
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
... decent, much better than I expected
 
Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: August 10, 2011 at 06:47 AM
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Ghost Rider with Nick Cage is the shittest movie ever
 
Originally posted by: JonnyRico
Date: August 10, 2011 at 01:09 PM
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LighthouseKeeper said:
Ghost Rider with Nick Cage is the shittest movie ever
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The 2nd one is being done by the guys who did Crank and hopefully it doesn't suck
 
Originally posted by: Quest
Date: August 10, 2011 at 03:49 PM
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Well im from Sweden and sweden probably makes the worst movies ever, so any swedish film ive seen in the last 30 years!
Other than that..Lepricon in the hood, Titanic(had to watch it 3 times a day for 4 days....) and Triple X And Triple X2
 
Originally posted by: KCBowser
Date: August 10, 2011 at 06:10 PM
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Kindra said:
So I will admit I am not in charge of movie viewing in my household nor do I want the responsibility that comes with controlling the remote. Therefore, the movies I see must pass a certain IMDB rating before it qualifies to even be seen. With that disclaimer, the worst movies are:
The Godfather III - Angelo AK47 was right in that the first two truly are epic films and rank high on many Top 10 of all times lists. But what Sophia Coppola did to the third movie is grounds for being disinherited. She should stick with making wine, not movies.
The Grudge: Prepare for girl logic to be applied. I was cool with the movie until the point at which the scary girl crawls under the covers to attack Sarah Michelle Geller. Everyone knows the covers are supposed to protect you as a last resort but this movie totally ruined the last shred of protection I thought I had while watching scary movies.
Reservoir Dogs: Alright, this movie isn't as bad as I make it seem. I mean come on, it comes in a hot pink box in honor of Mr. Pink, Steve Bushemi. But the last scene where the guy has a hole blown through him kills me. Why won't he just die already? His monologue went on forever and all I wanted to do (besides scream) was drive him to a hospital and fix him or shoot him myself so the movie would end. The black and white spin makes me think low budget but I will watch the movie only if I have to.
From Dusk til Dawn: Even with George Clooney as lead, I still hate this movie. I thought it was because I didn't like vampires but True Blood proves that wrong. I don't like things that pop out and fly in to attack and this movie is all about what jumps out at you. It is also one of my honey's favorites so I have seen it more than a few times before I finally said "never again" will I watch it.
Yes, yes, girl logic.
K
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I really enjoyed all those movies, but grudge lol!
 
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