Castaway MMA v2.0

bconcrete said:
Hans Gruber?
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Leprechaun 5: In The Hood said:
65% exposition, 25% McGuffin, 10% pointing CGI beams at each other. No one was hot enough to be a distraction from how bad it was. Fights were crap
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damn bro, that's a spot-on, detailed review. idk what exposition or McMuffin mean but DAYAM that breakdown sounds beautiful.
 
Nubbynubb76 said:
I work all day to be away from kids just for them to still be awake and active when I get home so I'm in the car getting high so I can deal with them.
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That's where edibles shine. Stay high for hours along with a very stealthy ingestion method. I'm like 95% edible right now.
 
So the pump in the dishwasher seems stuck on, so today I get to find out if I can repair one of those. Meanwhile all the sink plugs I bought late last night, reason I was near the cinema and went to that dogshut movie actually, none if em fit so I've a stack of disges piling up. Off to the homeware store after the gym so I'm likely to buy a bunch of other crap too and have projects for a few days
 
Leprechaun 5: In The Hood said:
So the pump in the dishwasher seems stuck on, so today I get to find out if I can repair one of those. Meanwhile all the sink plugs I bought late last night, reason I was near the cinema and went to that dogshut movie actually, none if em fit so I've a stack of disges piling up. Off to the homeware store after the gym so I'm likely to buy a bunch of other crap too and have projects for a few days
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I feel your pain. I've been in a shooting war with my dishwasher since January. Currently on my fifth service/warranty call for the POS.

After the last call two weeks ago (and God knows how many shouting matches with Pit's sub-Asian brethren on the phone) I told the technician if it wasn't fixed I was going to rip the piece of shit out and leave it on their front door. He said he'd help me.
 
Nubbynubb76 said:
I work all day to be away from kids just for them to still be awake and active when I get home so I'm in the car getting high so I can deal with them.
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I work all day for money.

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bconcrete said:
I feel your pain. I've been in a shooting war with my dishwasher since January. Currently on my fifth service/warranty call for the POS.

After the last call two weeks ago (and God knows how many shouting matches with Pit's sub-Asian brethren on the phone) I told the technician if it wasn't fixed I was going to rip the piece of shit out and leave it on their front door. He said he'd help me.
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This has been in the apartment longer than me so no warranty. Reckon its either a blockage or a relay somewhere. If not I'll be shopping
 
Nubbynubb76 said:
I give all my money to the Beansandsheepfoundation to support Scotland midgets in need.
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I give all my money to the state of Illinois, hospitals and youth cheerleading.

Sometimes I have enough left over for a can of beans... if I'm lucky!
 
Leprechaun 5: In The Hood said:
This has been in the apartment longer than me so no warranty. Reckon its either a blockage or a relay somewhere. If not I'll be shopping
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If you need help ripping it out let me know. I have experience.

Couple months ago when it was beeping non-stop at 3am, I might've lost a teeny bit of my shit and ripped it straight out of the counter.

That was a bit embarrassing to explain to the technician when he came by next and saw the fucked up countertop and the dishwasher he'd secured just a week ago sitting there unsecured with the bolts sticking out the top. He was incredibly polite that visit tho.
 
bconcrete said:
I feel your pain. I've been in a shooting war with my dishwasher since January. Currently on my fifth service/warranty call for the POS.

After the last call two weeks ago (and God knows how many shouting matches with Pit's sub-Asian brethren on the phone) I told the technician if it wasn't fixed I was going to rip the piece of shit out and leave it on their front door. He said he'd help me.
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got a 220v extension cord you can run from your dryer to your kitchen sink cab? that'll smoke the motor right now and get you a new DW
 
bconcrete said:
Stop trying to electrocute me. I'm onto you.
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no no no. you're gonna slightly bend the plug prongs, plug it in as best you can to the extension cord, then go plug the extension cord into the dryer plug. it may pop and spark for a second or 2 but you'll be fine. Your wife, who will be holding the other end, will prolly make a little bit of noise but that's just what wives do
 
bconcrete said:
If you need help ripping it out let me know. I have experience.

Couple months ago when it was beeping non-stop at 3am, I might've lost a teeny bit of my shit and ripped it straight out of the counter.

That was a bit embarrassing to explain to the technician when he came by next and saw the fucked up countertop and the dishwasher he'd secured just a week ago sitting there unsecured with the bolts sticking out the top. He was incredibly polite that visit tho.
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Actually was a dissapointingly quick fix that cost me nothing so I started an undercounter lighting upgrade and spent a tonne in protest
 
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