UFC 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland | Newark

[Tito Orcheese]

I couldn't smash him, but I'd sure smash his wife...

Her father would claw your eyes out

 

[HKOG]

He’s a one trick pony

 

[Joben Global Inc.]

Its a TM issue at most, easy fix. I'm keeping my share anyway, gives me a lofty high horse to post from

I've decided that I will pay some money for the effort but no longer want 51%. I want zero.

 

[JawboneOfAnAss]

Sean and Khuntzack have definitely sniffed each other's taints raw

Dagestan-Chechnya Rails always has bathtub in the hookah room.

Choo-Choo.

 

[Bricks Fault]

I've decided that I will pay some money for the effort but no longer want 51%. I want zero.

Ill take money for nothing!

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

I've decided that I will pay some money for the effort but no longer want 51%. I want zero.

I'll double that!

 

[bconcrete]

Sweet. At least you guys did your due diligence legally. Sending those emails is probably all you need to steal intellectual property. I'm on your side. Just give me the 51% and I will defend us from any liability. Brick gets a 24-hour ban first.

You might have a slight issue, we put everything under your name.

Sort of. We opened an LLC that's your name, but the listed agent is a lawyer in Antigua, so it'll take awhile to unspool true ownership, and you're on the hook for it until they do.

So you're a figurehead (fall guy) with zero percent ownership! You're welcome!

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Ill take money for nothing!

And your chicks for free?

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

Feeding Gautier a fighter skin is crazy work

 

[Joben Global Inc.]

I'll double that!

Put some hot sauce on that offer.

 

[Bricks Fault]

And your chicks for free?

Aint no chick ever been free

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

And your chicks for free?

I was just jamming this...

... Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Put some hot sauce on that offer.

I told y'all this ain't Joben. Everyone knows he can't handle too much spice.

 

[Pai Mei]

This guys nickname is One Hit??? Turrible.
Crazy Train would be good.

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

Diaz looks like the fighter your cousin starts creating but then decides he doesn't want to stay the night and calls his mom.

 

[Pai Mei]

And your chicks for free?

No, he pays for those.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

I was just jamming this...

... Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

There's a live performance where they fuck with the crowd pretty good, then they go absolutely wild when the riff starts. It's a good one.

 

[Pai Mei]

I was just jamming this...

... Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

One of the rare times faggot is allowed.

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

One of the rare times faggot is allowed.

What is this!?
Hawaiian noises!?

 

[Joben Global Inc.]

You might have a slight issue, we put everything under your name.

Sort of. We opened an LLC that's your name, but the listed agent is a lawyer in Antigua, so it'll take awhile to unspool true ownership, and you're on the hook for it until they do.

So you're a figurehead (fall guy) with zero percent ownership! You're welcome!

This is crazy dude. I just got an email yesterday from in-house counsel asking why I renewed JobenGlobal.com and made a big purchase. I thought he was fucking with me.